/heem/: dominick cruz edition

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1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
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1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Cruz and Cody "No Skill" Garbage exchange trash talk
youtube.com/watch?v=N1IuWp5r8ns

>Despite past rivalry, based Cruz praises retiring Faber
mmafighting.com/2016/12/17/13862246/despite-past-rivalry-dominick-cruz-heaps-praise-upon-retiring-urijah-faber-i-wish-him-nothing

>Media guy talks about who UFC on Fox 22 fighters should fight next
mmamania.com/2016/12/18/13998550/ufc-on-fox-22-results-next-matches-to-make-vanzant-waterson-main-card-winners-mma

>UFC on Fox 22 walkout songs
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-on-fox-22-where-waterson-was-feeling-good

>Interesting article about the Nurmagomedov family
bloodyelbow.com/2015/3/19/8244663/ufc-khabib-abdulmanap-nurmegomedov-dagestan-dynasty-fighting-family-business-mountains-war-mma

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wCNWwMbkZug
strawpoll.me/11840294/r
acbmma.com/en/news/2017-first-events-acb-51-acb-52-8756_221
youtube.com/watch?v=UluNW1VQlg8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub bless

Schaub bless
Schaub is God

SCHAUB IS GOD

Schaub bless brothers

>literally a model
>good at mma
>knows 10th planet jiu-jitsu
>heemed aluminum mike perry
>is fucking gigi hadid
is alan jouban our guy

he's a lispy faggot

Could we include ACB events in "Upcoming events"?

McMeme will go into boxing 2017 and he will get destroyed by TBE, cant wait.

youtube.com/watch?v=wCNWwMbkZug

Schaub bless brothers.

I love MMA I love Schaub I love /heem/.

What's the point of weight divisions where the fighters are the size of children?
It makes no sense to be watching that shit when the average guy off the street could beat the fuck out of them based on size alone.

SIZE MATTERS

sure
if they're streamed live on youtube, I don't see why not

Post fighters that you just know

should they make shoes legal again in mma?

yes anything to make his OPs bigger

>Can't even shop a photo correctly

Schaub ((((fans)))) are this inept.

Mirin' that kick for good measure.

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>12 takedowns landed

American wrestling is the thinking man's martial art.

check the record bud
strawpoll.me/11840294/r

No, huge advantage, plus people could grab them

anyone else fearing the return?

ACB is very promising too.
And the next event is also in the USA (Irvine, California)

acbmma.com/en/news/2017-first-events-acb-51-acb-52-8756_221

>caring how big OPs are
They are supposed to be informative

will I understand this meme if I watch that fight

Germany this fight is shit

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woah...

youtube.com/watch?v=UluNW1VQlg8

do you think megan is more turned on or creeped out by gall being that overt?

He is unironically an acb shill

exactly how many world wars do you intend on losing?

germans love shit

>2 hours of yer bum loife you'll never get back proxying an inconsequential strawpoll to impress people on anonymous underground basket weaving imageboard

wtf is a bogatyr

Yes.

But you might just get heemd yourself 5 minutes in.

I suggest you have some coffee to keep you awake

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>being this delusional
Wew really no helping you

Most heavyweight fights are desu. Previous fights were interesting

Next one will be our victory

why didnt gall call out McGregor after he won?

thats what I would have done, would have made him a lot more famous tbhq

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>Joe
>I have a huge cock

she's hotter than his wife

/heem/ I had a nightmare

my boy Tony Ferguson tapped out to someone but I either don't remember or it was nondescript in my dream

what does it mean? should I be careful?

thanks italy

>literally a leddit reference

For sure wash that cheeto dust off and stay in your lane, my man.

That's some serious rigging you did there pal. I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

>should I be careful
very

i'm a helper

What kind of brain injury does Brandon have?

He tapped to Holloway and lost that UFC Uglyweight World Championship

you should be very careful

>unironically delusional
I do feel bad for you. You seem to be mentally ill.

Tiffany

Mild TBI, and he's a millionaire. What's your excuse, faggot?

what did he mean by this

what is "heem"

Short for "sheemanigans".

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>stuffs and rigs 60+ votes on an online strawpoll to try and prove a point
>Right now there are 18 IPs ITT
>If he made a new strawpoll Schob would have 50 votes in 25 minutes.

If you aren't a paid shill then you have serious brain damage my man.

added ACB 51-53 and stretched the upcoming events list out to march while I was at it

trying to get the judo succ

a way of life

an unfunny shitty meme that should have died years ago

what is it really tho

>hey hey hey hold on hold on no wait a minute wow hold on there hey hey hey oh no, they don't go there oh wait hey no no no hold on hold on just minute now hey oh now then

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

I feel like by even replying to you I am intensifying your delusions and soon you'll be in state of full blown psychosis. I hope you get the help that you need. Schaub bless.

Heem Everyone Even Myself

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes

How can this be a title fight holy shit Germany mane

What the hell is that shit all around her neck?

Why do Bulgarians and Greeks hate this man so much ?

So let me get this straight, you get paid $0.00 to shill for a failed UFC fighter online? Is that what you're saying?

Who wins here?

Also, does anyone have that pic of Megan Olivi standing on the box next to Struve?

this sounds like it could actually be true

>2:28
>"I didn't make any excuses or mention anything after losing"

>I was winning until I was losing
>I won the first 8 minutes
>He was the bigger man in there
>I was inefficient with my energy

>I took the loss like a man
>Sperged out on twitter for days

You may only reply to this post if your country produces fighters who are good enough to be two weight UFC world champions.

Not so fast, everyone who isn't Irish.

here la

You may only reply to this post if your country produces fighters who defend UFC world championchips.

Not so fast, everyone who is Irish.

Originally from a Worldstar video where some dude gets slept to which someone says "heem sleepy", which then shows up in pimped-out overlaid text at the end of said clip.

t. your friendly Canadian /heem/ host

PS: stay away from the Peruvian scum that often roams these parts, it is cancer personified.

woah buddy he's clearly wearing the ivory coast flag

>Not so fast, everyone who isn't Irish.

>Casual thinks this is the first time someone has won two belts in two divisions

Are there any Hindu fighters?

Someone shouting he hit heem with a shitty accent. I will make sure to respond accurately to everyone asking this question because the shitpost answers are cingy.

Thanks leaf.

You got that vid tho?

Proud Irish-American reporting in!

Free Ben Askren

>tfw I could narrowly lose a split decision against any here

could it be..?!?!? i have heard whispers that conor is actually an Ivory Coast native called Kona Magiga, whitewashed by the UFC establishment for years in order to keep the black man down

>the city of Ireland

BJ Penn
Randy Couture

You may only respond to this post if you have no losses in your record.

Not so fast irish spergos

>Pls respond

feels good knowing i could pull guard and buttscoot at any person here

>there are goofs in this thread right now who unironically to this day maintain the belief that Conor "the GOAT" McGregor would lose a mixed martial arts contest against Darren Elkins or Clay Guida

0-0 fighter checking in

khabib is the natty GOAT

What kind of a fucking nerd creates a SPORTS BOARD on the INTERNET where you can't be racist or post nude women?

lmao what do you guys do in real life when you watch sports, talk about anime?

0-0 here reporting in

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>lmao what do you guys do in real life when you watch sports, talk about anime?
...is that not what im supposed to do

The UFC probably told him to tweet that, no joke.
They sent out private messages to various fighters a year or so ago, asking them to send a congratulatory tweet to Ronda for making the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Remember the Cormier vs Gustafsson shit on twitter where they shilled Halo 5?

Can someone post Paddy houlohan leave chemotherapy to me?

>Complaining that you can't be edgy on a blue board

For sure hold that ban again my man.