What's the lowest thing you've ever done?

What's the lowest thing you've ever done?

I let an old man watch me jerk off a few times when I was 21

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Sucked a cock of a guy I met on grindr

posted my sisters nudes here

got evicted from an apartment for late rent and moved back the to east coast (was living in Arizona) left my roommates to deal with the suit. Never found out if they garnished their wages till the fines were gone or what

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took advantage of a divorced white mom that lived in my apt building. She was always borrowing 20-30 bucks for grocery money. Knew she wasn't gonna pay it back, so when she asked if there was anything i ever needed help with to ask, well I said " you can suck my dick" she was appalled and said no " i am not a whore" and didnt talk to me for month...till she came over and asked " can I borrow 30 dollars? " told her " you know the deal" and shockingly she was sucking my dick. eventually talked her into fucking me and introduced her to some of my other friends too that would throw her some cash to suck and fuck. she had plenty of customers, desperate moms will do just about anything!

I once dug through Earth with my spaceship and opened a worm hole and didn't do anything about it

Cheated on my gf with a $40 craigslist hooker

At sixth grade camp I farted in the middle of a huge auditorium. It was filled with my entire class and completely quiet because the teachers were doing some fag candle light vigil ceremony. Every one looked at me so I blamed the nerd sitting next to me for it. He didn't have the word association skills or the social level to call me out on it so my lie worked. He was bullied to near suicide the following years. He was punished for my buttholes mistake

i piss in my pants

Time travelled back from year 3369 and got trump elected

more of the girls?

Did he pay you? I did that and got £50 each time

what's it like now?

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I visited an abandoned lead mine once.

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Went to Death Valley once

Broke into a house and slept under a fine mature blondes bed a few times. I came every single time. To this day I wonder if she ever even knew. Autism and tennage hormones mix into volatile cocktails

I haven't done many things I consider low. Just stuff most people have done at some point I guess. Small time theft, making people feel like shit for no proper reason/your own problems etc.

One time like 10+ years ago I found a Swedish furniture site that had shitty security on their image server so I told Sup Forums about it and we all had a field day with replacing all their pictures with hitler and spinning dick. It was back when most of Sup Forums was self-aware enough to post stuff like "this is so fucking childish, but I just cant stop" and "this is the most pathetic thing I have ever enjoyed". Sup Forums today would've tried to spin it into something cool or huge but it was just some shitty online furniture store that we embarrasingly destroyed.

Drank half my life away

It was a one way trip. I'll not know if the change made a difference.

on mobile right now...
basically I found a video, asked for some help, it was here jumping naked to bounce her boobs
after a while and with Sup Forumss helps I went on her laptop and retrieved a bunch of pics and videos that I posted

tackled a midget

that's not low, you wanted a service and she provided it for a fee. That is capitalism at its finest

Fucked a fatty

Got a pic of her?

Failed penis inspection day at bible camp

wtf are you talking about you're still here?

10/10 lad

I had a BGB threesome... There was no guy on guy action which I'm grateful (so is my butt) but the whole thing just felt weird.

Cancer

Spit Roast?

she played the divorced, down on my luck act pretty good and other guys in the building would help her out and all she had to do was smile and be nice and she thought that was enough, guess they felt sorry for her. Yes, felt bad for her situation but hey money is money and if you got the means ( your mouth and pussy) work it girl

Hid in the bushes in a secluded area of a festival where lots of women went to pee. I collected all the toilet tissue they used to sniff and I slurped their pee from the ground as soon as they left

>time travel is one way
>backwards

The machine only sends the traveller one way. Backwards. Every effort is calculated but it's still a Hail Mary due to unknown variables

Quite a shame they are all so ugly in the face department tho..a true disappointment to look up and see.

Worked in a cave system as a tour guide.

After going through a nasty break-up with my long distance girlfriend, I had convinced her that I committed suicide and watched as she publicly documented her guilt-induced downward spiral on social media

A BGB threesome is considered low in your eyes? You have a pretty odd standard I must say.

let beta fags give cash away for mere validation. Ride rules: ass, cash or grass

this guy gets it

Nice copypasta

It always feels weird man when its MFM. Especially if you're 100% heterosexual. I'm never fully comfortable being naked around another male, especially if it's a homie of mine. I'm down to tag team a bitch but still...

I slipped a knife into a kid's backpack in middle school and then went to the principal's office and told her that I "caught a glimpse" of the knife when he opened his backpack. He ended up getting expelled

I beat off in the back seat of my mom's mini van on a drive back from Ohio. My two little sisters were in the car.

I tried to do something similar but it didn't work. She was my boss too so I lost my job in the end.

jerked off during a holocaust documentary in 8th grade to the girl sitting next to me

fucked the neighbors pony when they were on vacation

sauce?

Fucked my 15 year old cousin when I was 22

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>anything not MF
>100% heterosexual

This may be the finest picture I've ever seen on Sup Forums, if not anywhere else- three fine asses, the look on the left makes me happy, the middle is hot, the right has a perfect ass and looks liek she just rolled out of bed.

Where are they? None are wearing panties... And then there is that dog.

The lowest thing I've ever done is steal a bangladeshi girls panties from the washer in my building. They were *not* washed, she put them in the washer and went to get a another load and some detergent and I ganked them. There was a skidmark, faint but there, and It really made the whole thing worthwhile.

No remorse, I'd do it again. Man, what a great picture...

Really? You never showered together at the gym or a school locker room or something?

I'm fine with showing my straight naked ass to my straight naked friends. If you're straight and secure about it there's nothing to worry about.

Also MFM is kinda fun since it kinda implies she's slutty and it turns me on for some reason.

A midget

> an 8yo.

You're right. You are a terrible person.

I almost believe you

>There was a skidmark, faint but there, and It really made the whole thing worthwhile.

fuuuckk

FFM is 110% heterosexual.

Girl's pegging guys, eating man ass, doing other weird shit like sucking toes or something is fucking gay. Even gayer somehow cuz you involved a woman.

Tell us.

Not seeding my torrents. Never have, never will.

ur supposed to jerk off into them then sneak them back in the load when it is done washing

Fucked my own ass with a hairbrush in a navy submarine (the colour, not the military branch) whilst touring the Mariana Trench with Jimmy Savile.

Jerked it straight porn

Please, it's not gay unless the balls touch.

i need moar of these 3...

>Public torrents

lol casual scum

Jerking off in a public library.

>homosex doesn't count if it's women
Oh. Okay.

clearly you have never had a girl lick your asshole in between deep throating you. That is 100% alpha dominance

You monster

This isn't a ylyl thread

On a second hand i did something similar in 4th grade

>be in physical education class
>we are all sitting in Indian position in front of teacher while he explains some shit about the activity we were about to do
>let out a fat and loud fart because butthole was directly on the floor
>everybody started crawling away from me

also in 6th grade

>be on a school trip to a ranch for a week
>one night we go in a wood near a creepy fat ass tree which had these fat and large roots coming of the soil
>sit next to the hot story teller gril who was sitting on one of the roots
>everybody sitting in indian position(again lol) in front of her while i'm beside her
>she's near one of the spoopiest part of the story
>i can't hold my sphincters anymore so i let a lil fart out
>2 seconds of silence, keeps telling story as if nothing happened
>same thing happens 3-4 times back to back cause i was trying my hardest to not let it out
>at the end she was looking at me seeming pretty grossed out/pissed off

greentext time

same

friends and me fucked my cousin when she was 14

Seeing people like this post on Sup Forums is the craziest thing. Like you have no idea juuuuuuust how crazy that is.

Fucked my gf with dick still wet from her friends pussy sleeping over in the next room

Are you looking for detail or the basics?
Yeaaah..

>me
>tackled a toddler

Missionary position

>Man, what a great picture...
lol. fucker keeps coming back to it. i dunno why this is funny to me.

>What's the lowest, nastiest, meanest, shittiest thing you've ever done

>>Guys I once farted

>Me
>Tackled a pregnant woman

Detail
You should probably also make a new thread

cried over feeling sad :(

>me fucked my cousin
Was she also your sister by chance?

Whichever is fine. Don't spin the details into lies if you decide to include them though.

"on mobile right now..." is the "my little brother did it" of 2010+

that dog looks ashamed to be a part of that group. like he let them down by not preventing this.

When you a fag, fucking another man makes you gay because you cancel your manliness if you get fucked by a man. But if you get fucked by a woman, that is even lower, because you basically get fucked by someone you should fuck, so yo basically get lower than a woman. Which is so much worse than being gay. YOu can't get aby gayer than that. At least if you get fuck by a man, you are equal to a woman. yes it is friday nihgt IM am drunk

this is my fetish

Cheated on my wife, with two girls on separate occassions. In one case, I fucked the girl twice, then came home and fucked my wife. In the other case, I fucked this other girl every day for a few months and even got her pregnant. She had an abortion.

It's not something I'm particularly proud of. Similar to except the mom wasn't worth fucking and it wasn't for groceries. Maybe if the thread is up when I get home.

Posting this pic of my wife right now. i poated some picks I stole of a housemates gf, but this is a bigger betrayal of trust. Worth it?