I just caught my girlfriend fucking my dog.
She didn't notice me at first. It took me a few seconds to realize what was happening and then another few seconds to realize she was letting it happen.
When she saw me, she jumped up and through the television remote at me. It shattered the window behind me. She ran into the bathroom crying and locked the door.
What do?
Fuck the dog?
tell her it's okay, that you like doggy sex.
I wish this was true
say youre into it, film it, post it, then break up with her
Lie to her.
Tell her you're into it and encourage her to do it in front of you. Record her doing it.
Use the threat of releasing the recordings to turn her into a cuckqueen who goes out to bars and brings home girls for you to fuck.
fuck the dog, op.
Step 1: get off the internet for the day
Step 2: stop lying to people you don't even know
Step 3: kys slowly
Cucked by a dog. Get in on that shit user
go tell her she is weird
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dis an tis
thou art philosophers of the nobelist kind.
Tell her you're into it. Record it secretly. Blackmail the fuck out of her.
One video and you're sperging out..
And people question my sanity
Hi OP.
have you tried placing it in a bowl of rice and powering it off?
lol'd
rolling for this
Ask if she's willing to try a website.
Dude just roll with it. If she's into that she's definitely up for a threesome at least.
Cheat on her with the dog.
Also get caught.
No and never not even in an anonymous way
No but ffm maybe to get even for before whatever.