We're going on a road trip, and Jeffrey is driving, what are you bringing Sup Forums?

We're going on a road trip, and Jeffrey is driving, what are you bringing Sup Forums?

I'm bringing 1 Jew.

I'll bring the shovel

Poison, to kill Jeffrey with.

I'm bringing 2 ecstasy.

Its the partyvan, so I gotta bring Chris.

my sister

you can all throw one up her while I take photos and beat off

Neither of you can come.

Ain't going if it's Jeffery

You can come.

You guys can't come either.

Shamoo

Who knew I was driving all along?

I'm bringing three firearms to kill the kids with the pumped up kicks.

Can I bring my hamster?

Can't come.

What music does the school shooter play

You're staying home.

I'm sorry, but Chris is going.

How about we all just sit down and discuss things?

Can Dave come?

Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks

I know my school shooting man.

Illegal memes

Bill bye is going?

Chris is not coming period. Jeffrey said so.
Neither can Dave.

Sadly, Bill is not coming with us according to Jeffrey.

Nye*

1 ounce of butthash

we gonna poopsmoke dat mofucker nigger

I'm bringing 4 more firearms with us.

Jeffery is just jealous that Bill got laid first

I'm bringing 4 fleshlites.

You can't come.

Oh hold the fucking phone. I NEVER agreed to drive. I'll bring beer and vodka, but I never said I was driving. Fuck you, make Eric drive.

I'm bringing firecrackers

And laser pointers

We don't have any room for fleshlites.

Eric is sick. He can't come.
And josh got his license suspended.

I dont think you understand the situation.

Chris *is* coming.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your sister, your mom, your auntie and your grandma.
Thanks user, I'll take your sis.

NORMAL FAG GET OFF OUR BROAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You think I don't understand the situation, but Chris is underage, so he cannot come.

His birthday is in a few days

Who really cares?

He is still underage, we do not allow minors on this trip.

Oh hold your breath

You went on tons of trips when you were underage

D&D (actually a much better game like the Star Wars RPG from FFG or Eclipse Phase), whiskey, and weed

With family members OP, not friends.

Ok fine

Chris is not coming

Good

We're going on another trip Sup Forums because I have bill folds worth over $10,000 each. This time James is driving.

15 of these

I'm bringing one jar.

Can't come.

Dude then I'll drive the first have but either Mike or Greg has to drive the second half. Why am I always stuck driving?

Fine. I'll get Roland.

Fuck Roland. Stop inviting him to shit. He always gets too drunk and starts drama.

You're right

I love the guy but he's just too much drama to bring along for shit like this. Roland is cool in small doses. Do we know if David R. Or Dave S. is coming?

Hey guys, it's me, Roland. Let's kill Handsome Jack and we'll all go out for milkshakes.

Dude we've kind of discussed it, and after the shit that happened with you and Rick last time we think it's best that you not come. It's nothing personal man, we just don't have room for you this time. No hard feelings bro...just the way it is.. you know you're our bro, we just don't want that shit happening again.

Come on, man. Give me one more shot.
I'll bring chicken and waffles.

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