W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

It's been a l-loooong week, but it was all w-worth it to be here with you Anonymous!

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oh yes neega

Made a mocha
redblue

Seriously, you are getting hot as fuck

What the hell

Hola

Alice I prefer my food raw.

hey ma'am! I was starting to worry. what's on the menu tonight?

I made you a milk shake with secret sauce ;)

CINCO DE MAYO COOKING WOO

not this tranny again

Up you go! Cute outfit, by the way.

You look like a trap

great, Im starving!

W-what?! GETTING?!

I've always b-been hot, you just haven't s-seen it!

Just late c-cuz this is a long one!

I am l-lactose intolerant.

Que tal?

B-but first, tea!

Let m-me select one for you

Hello, how are you this evening?

I'm monitoring this thread.

Also, hi Alice!

look at Alice standing there looking Sexy in the kitchen. ;)

!nice tights

Hey! cute apron time?

Did you know if you push your ass out and then angle your body slightly to one side it can create the illusion of much stronger hip curves when you take a picture straight on?

You should tell all your friends who are trying to pretend to be girls on the internet!

If only she were. Shoulders not wide enough :(

Alice-chan cooking reminds me of how hungry I am. This Cirno will be getting food, but have fun everybody!

H-hey starving, I'm Alice!

Thank y-you for your amazing compliments! Someday I h-hope to look as good as Louise!

*strikes pose as pouring you tea*

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you say that like her other outfits aren't cute.
sounds good! I'm all for complex recipes!

I'm new to these threads, so you're probably right.

>I've always b-been hot, you just haven't s-seen it!
I hope some friday you'll wearing just that apron and a black lace thong

You gotta do this in a tuxedo sometime

redblue

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I'll be sure t-to inform them your hot tips, but I d-don't need them

I dont know if the dad jokes make you more or less hot, but Im gonna go with more

I didn't say it like that at all!

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that was the first time I could hear the oriental-american in your voice

T-that was basically today, but it's a body stocking

Hi Reimu!
Is.. there going to be A LOT of cheese? Will I need fiber gummies after this? (sounds great though!)

Happy Sinco De mayo everyone

your disrespectful towards Muslims with your bacon Alice

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Thank you for posting here Alice, your threads comfort me like a warm blanket.

Hey Alice! I like the apron today!
Also, you do tea time a lot. Any favorite teas?

good thing it's soy milk ;) and spunk

i love you alice

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bacon mac and cheese eh

might stick around

I'm really looking forward to seeing how you make this, I love me a good Mac and cheese.

I-I just wish I had some to make

Hey.

you eat some hearty foods Alice. Do you let out loud, smelly farts?

Strip you faggot

>shoulders wider than hips

Sigh

Thanks to whoever sent me Civ 5.

Do you do stuff like this outside cooking threads? Most people I know don't like mac and cheese for some reason

You want to ride a big black dick. Don't you.

I don't think I have anything on that list.

Yeah you gotta wear stuff like this more often Alice. It looks great on you.

Maybe you should wear something cute sometime, Reimu

This would be a lot easier to jerk off to if you were a little less obvious about it. Maybe remove some of the background reference points so its harder to tell that the angle is faked. Like that apron is tight so you can tell that you're bending at the hip from the fold. Now if you wore a looser apron the fold wouldn't be apparent. Take a fucking art class or something, learn some perspective cues. Then I could suspend disbelief for long enough to finish.

Hi!

Mantis

Alice, why do you never show your face?

Psycho Mantis!?

redblue

why must I waste my time here I d-don't w-want to w-waste my time here, but there is a j-job to be done, a-and somebody's gotta do it

Rally, anons. We must purge the cancer.

>oriental
W-what the fuck is this, the 1950's? I'm asian d-dear, ASIAN.

Yes, I t-took a whole jar and it w-worked marvelously and t-that is also why I am late.

I'm atheist and h-have no fucks to give!

*gives a warm buttery hug* G-glad to be of service!


Okay, s-so let's get the basic task at hand out of t-the way. I'm sure no one here knows h-how to make such a rich fulfilling dish, so I'm g-gonna lay it ALLLLL out f-for you children!

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Woooow...

>shoulders wider than hips
>he wrote that while being in a Michelin Man shape
>????

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I'm warming up to Alice's threads, there is a pleasant, comfy feel to them.

No reason to, dimbus!

W-well....cuter I mean!

....Please don't hit me.

Wow I could mount myself on your shoulders if I wanted.

I d-do not! Also most of t-these aren't for me dear, I eat much m-more refined meals.

Like completely unseasoned baked chicken.

I'm a g-girl

Hello!

Have you ever seen a human woman? It's been known to happen. They don't all look like Neolithic fertility idols.

Though this is totally a dude... so, guess the point stands.

Chek'd

Reimu!!!!!!
Damn glad to see you!!!!

Mantis

This means. Alice here, is a trap, plus I weigh 178lbs, 6'1"

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your not asian if you dont eat rice twice a day

Asians girls don't look like that. You look more European.

find another board, tripfag

Are you a man.....?

Well I meant do you eat stuff like this, lol

thats racist

>I'm a g-girl

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>titty gap

How s-sad for you!

I t-try my best

so literally a toothpick at that height. Got it

I hate failed traps...

There's already proof you nigger, look at the tits. Men that thin don't tits, go to your room!

redblue

No.
Just Mantis
Sorry for the confusion

Mantis

>Anonymous
>tripfag

*arm punch*

Glad you're glad to see me. What's up?

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Do chicken with pineapple

T-this is getting lewd! (Please don't stop)

>Scissors

Ahhhhhhhh wtf

KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS

*smiles serenely* I'm g-glad

fuck you faggot I need more proof

Yeah, I used to run track, till I BTFO my knees playing WR in HS

He signed it Mantis, faggot

you wanna be known by a name or a tag, go find another board. fuck yourself

skin tone is definitely more white looking than asian, though it's hard to tell with the shit camera.

>Takes a sip of the tea

Thanks for the Delish Tea Love

good god! I'm getting turned on by Alice's cooking show. I feel so dirty right now