Cock Holster in Chief
Cock Holster in Chief
Chase Wilson
Jaxon Walker
cckhoesterol levels see high
Oliver Young
Imagine someone posting this about Obama.....
They'd be strung up like a.......
Just saying....
Michael Diaz
Bring me something yuge!
Ian Lopez
Trump supporter here, that is a good looking cock i must say
Sebastian Cooper
lol u mad Obamacare got axed
Adrian Garcia
Yet another thing Hillary couldn't get done.
Lincoln Reyes
Stop giving OP more (you)s than deserved. Trump supporter here, nicely done OP
Mason Wood
probably the stupid fucking thing that come out of Colbert mouth after Obama's cock.
Matthew Barnes
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Samuel Perez
>Colbert
>Colbert
>Colbert
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>Colbert
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Charles Carter
You're ugly when you're angry.
Jaxon Powell
pretty sure there were lots of racist memes about obama. its harmless. people are allowed to hate the prez and run their idiot mouths about him. relax. it was harmless when repubs did it to obama. it is harmless now.
Hunter Perez
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Cooper Watson
I just don't get people on either side find political humor funny. The only reason people laugh on either side is because they agree. It's never clever or original. "Haha trump is a cockholster" "haha obama is a nigger." Try that with just some random guy. "Hey that guy over there is a dumb dumb." Not funny. Look at John Oliver on the left or Stephen crowder on the right. I can get down with some of the stuff either of them has said, but fuck, if you think that's funny, you're Ann actual child.
Christian Morales
Crowder is about as funny as a cold fart
Henry Scott
Love how you didn't mention John Oliver. Or bill Maher. I actually agree with almost half of the shit Maher says but he's not funny. You completely miss the point.
Julian Nguyen
>miss the point.
Oliver Bennett
>Not grammatically incorrect.
You "missed" the point, but I correctly assessed that you also "miss" the point
Lucas Harris
>grammatically
lets eat grandma,
Justin Richardson
>grandma,
Nathaniel Rivera
Comedy is a subjective thing. That I find Crowder unfunny doesn't make me a child IMO
Mason Torres
Don't get it...
Nicholas Clark
Yeah subjectivity only goes so far though. You can make informed judgements on a person based on their interests. Like I said crowder isn't funny. If you think he is you're either dumb or incredibly biased. Same goes for John Oliver. And Trevor Noah. And Jeff Dunham. Some shits just universally bad and if you like it you're also bad.
Cooper Davis
let's eat, grandma, grammatically
Grayson Price
good work comrades, drumpf is finished for sure now
Gavin Campbell
this millenial planking bullshit is cringeworthy
Samuel Cooper
Idiot
Nicholas Nguyen
this makes more sense to me than anything I have EVER read on Sup Forums.
>evah
Tyler Butler
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Jace Roberts
>John Oliver. And Trevor Noah. And Jeff Dunham
One of these things isn't like the other
One of these things just isn't the same
One of these things isn't like the other
Figure which one as you you play our gam
John Torres
cock holster
Benjamin Green
Wait...please tell me you're not saying I spelled the word grammatically incorrectly...
Joseph Martin
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Jordan Russell
Good comeback!
John Thompson
Nah, all unfunny assholes with a glorified gimmick. At least Dunham as a likable sense of earnestness...
Charles Barnes
Has*
Bentley Gomez
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Evan Campbell
>Let me assure I give the best blowjob. Great blowjobs, you're gonna be tried of blowjobs when I'm done with you.
Joshua Rodriguez
1. Trump is objectively bad at being a public servant. He is popular because Repubs are mostly only interested in turning public discourse into WWE pro wrestling and they like that libs get so angry over him.
2. Colbert calling Trump a cocksucker is not homophobic. Men and women both suck cock.
3. There never were any conservatives who actually got offended or thought saying cocksucker was homophobic. They were trolling liberals and attempting to make Colbert look like a fag by apologizing.
4. Trump is the last guy I would believe ever sucked a cock. If you pulled out the nicest penis ever in front of Trump, he'd stand up and leave the room faster than if you were asking him about his ties to Russian agents.
Jace Foster
>Imagine someone bad mouthing obama
Not hard to imagine, happens every day.
I'm sorry your feelings were hurt little fella.
Blake Sullivan
obamacare is still the law of the land. the senate passes laws, not the house.
but that being said, obamacare was flawed. repubs hate it because obama is a nigger, but beyond that it was a bit of a mess.
Brayden Perry
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Paul Ryan, 2009: We shouldn't rush on Obamacare. Cost matters.
Paul Ryan, 2017: Rushes ACHA without CBO's cost estimate
Jose Wright
Trevor Noah is a Z-grade hack.
Jeff Dunham is clever and I love that he is basically an open white supremacist (we need more) but he goes for the dumb easy joke too often.
John Oliver is legitimately funny so it is a shame he is a lib-cuck.
Ryan Sanchez
that's the same bullshit that made the usa a political laughing stock
being simple in the head isn't something people should be elevated for. especially not in politics.
Cameron Long
This is some cringey shit, even for a degenerate homosexual such as yourself. Pic very related.
Bentley Jenkins
You just denied health care to rape victims.
Michael King
trump seems to personally have zero ties to russia except that he believes everything anyone says to him and he was easily tricked into hiring known russian agents.
Liam Gomez
someone post rule 34 obama
Leo Thompson
10/10, would laugh again
Adam Scott
if quints trump wins 2020
Eli Harris
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Andrew Moore
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Jack Russell
trump will win in 2020 either way. america is too dumb not to reelect him.
Ethan Anderson
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Jonathan Smith
>1. Trump is objectively bad at being a public servant.
trump serves no one but trump
William Harris
uhh no he didn't, read the bill it still allows for abortions for rape and incest
Jackson Morgan
it really is though, so are the popular vote, but that's because Mexicans can be paid to do anything they don't care about our laws.
Ayden Carter
>the senate passes laws, not the house.
stupid faggot. go back to grade school civics class.
Nathan Ward
>bit of a mess
I'm a democrat and i can tell you its a huge fucking mess, this whole election, this whole next 4 years is the punishment for this mess
Christian Anderson
makes rape a "pre-existing condition" which means insurance companies can charge so much they can't get healthcare. war on women (and faggots who get raped)
Benjamin Sanders
but her emails...
Thomas Carter
Trump must be making progress, if the Soros shills are here before summer.
Jeremiah Gray
Dunham is a shitty ventriloquist, pretty great at characters, and the worst when it comes to actual comedy. Overall overrated, low brow comedy, but I get why a lot of dumb people like him. John Oliver isn't funny unless he did some funny shit before the daily show that I'm unaware of.
You're acting like Trevor Noah and John Oliver aren't simple. Every joke: trump is a dummy that my audience doesn't like. Doesn't get more simple than that. Also you're one of the retards who cares about perception of America around the world. I'm not even being ironic when I say this: were fucking America we can get away with anything no matter who doesn't like us. That being said, there's no way to really measure favorability around the world. Sample size is actually way too large. Can we sort of measure what the UN thinks? Sorta, kinda. Seems like sentiment around the world was Obama is a pussy and trump and bush are assholes. Who knows and who cares? The rest of the world just wants to watch our superhero movies, sew our clothes, and/or take our bombs.
David Bell
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Thomas Hill
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Josiah Myers
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Austin Lee
John Oliver is one funnymotherfucker
Alexander Collins
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Jaxson Adams
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Lincoln Thompson
Christie
Carter Robinson
>actually pretty accurate
>actually pretty accurate for every president ever.
Nobody is truly capable of handling that position properly. Presidents are always elected based on charisma. It's kind of the flaw in the three-branch system.
Judicial
>a bunch of lifelong judges who distinguish themselves and then get to be the MOST IMPORTANT judges.
Legislative
>mostly public servants who then have to represent people as THE BEST public servants.
Executive
>one guy, usually with public service experience, who enough people idolize who now have to be THE GREATEST MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD!
Every president kinda deserves a break and also really doesn't do much except take the blame for the natural ebb and flow of politics.
Justin Brown
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William Taylor
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Henry Myers
Nah. The great comedians don't have an agenda. Carlin had his opinions but he was speaking what he truly believed to be the truth. John Oliver is a political hack. Amy shumer used to be hilarious until she got into politics. To be fair, asshole conservatives attacked her without warrant because she was a funny girl. But she reacted hard to that and now she's the worst. John Oliver is still less funny than her last special which was painful.
Caleb Baker
That's just rude fella.
Nolan Ward
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Henry Turner
I would never have thought this picture would be funny. But, it is.
Jacob Harris
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Luis Gray
baiting
Ian Gonzalez
do u even know what political satire is. its pointing out the absurdity in the system. in this instance colbert is implying that trump is nothing more than a russian puppet following Putin's orders. u need to open ur eyes and use ur brain. its a metaphor...
Hudson Bailey
>russian puppet f
Joshua Cox
You're doing it wrong
Jaxson Perez
>doing it wrong
Bentley Scott
great
again
Easton Moore
Yes, I understand the concept. It's not satire though, it's just cheap humor. 95 percent of the time and people like him rely on likeminded people for laughs. That's not satire, it's glorified dick jokes. If somebody made a joke about obama being a cockholster for a powerful imam, you wouldn't find it funny because you're clearly a brain dead liberal. Obama was more of a Muslim apologist than trump is a Russian collusionist. I don't have a problem with Colberts joke, it's just one that a 13 year old could come up with. "Guy I don't like sucks the dick of dude everyone hates (hold for laughs.)"
You're so fucking easy. A moderately well-timed fart is far funnier and less reliant than 99 percent of political humor from either side.
Also saying a politician sucks
Nathaniel Long
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John Cook
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Logan Clark
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Bentley Hill
>dick jokes.
Christian Robinson
... hes not a muslim apologist hes just not an islamaphobe and actually wanted peace in the middle east and oh this ones important... considers muslims equal as people. just because you dont like that style of humor does not make it less intelligent. its not "random dick jokes" some jokes are there for fun but most of it especially back in the days of john stewart and "the colbert report" was criticism of the absurdity in politics via humorous satire. its not that hard, go back to watching fox news in ur safe space
Caleb Parker
Shit I'm more drunk than I thought. Basically what I was trying to say is that political satire is one thing, but it's very difficult to do right. Colbert, Oliver, Noah, etc. are bad at it because they're punching down. It's too easy for them. They could shit on their desks and say "that's drumpf!" and 95 percent of college professors would die laughing. There is good political satire. Great examples are certain episodes of South Park, sunny, and even the rare family guy. They talk politics, but without an overwhelming agenda, and that's what makes it funny.
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Adam Watson
>no bot spam
Someone killed the Trump Defense Bot 2000 I guess?
Elijah Campbell
>Having to photoshop a decent looking woman with that red hat since only uggo women follow Drumpf.
Really activates the almonds
Jaxson Price
>wants peace in the Middle East
>drone strikes the shit out of the Middle East.
Also: you realize that understanding the detriment of Islam on the world is not the same as hating muslims, right?
Jacob Sanchez
The rubles ran out.
Evan Kelly
highly underrated post
Julian Watson
Trump jokes are easy picking. Go lynch yourselves. At least jokes about Hillary etc go against the grain.
Benjamin Flores
I hope they pit that thing to sleep. What kind of vile beast would allow the self to get so obese?