Sup Forums: The text adventure game
"You find yourself in a room, with a window, a pull up bar, a rope, and a door. In your pockets, you have a rubber band, some gum, 6 cents, and a desert eagle."
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ (Next post)
Sup Forums: The text adventure game
"You find yourself in a room, with a window, a pull up bar, a rope, and a door. In your pockets, you have a rubber band, some gum, 6 cents, and a desert eagle."
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ (Next post)
PICK UP ROPE
PUT DEAGLE IN MOUTH
You have the rope
[Tip: you can just say whatever, I'll draw it. You don't have to do it step by step.]
NEXT COMMAND: PUT DEAGLE IN MOUTH
I fucking forgot the picture christ
Take deagle out of mouth and shoot window
Then get out
damn it you foiled my plan
You try to put it in your mouth, but you're an user, the gun's too heavy.
Hang yourself with the rope on the pull up bar user can do
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
KILL YOURSELF
fap, cum in hands, write with cum in window "HELP ME OUT" backwards, so it can be seen from outside
chew on the loose change
If you can't do then tie rope to deagle and swing it agains the window yo break it
you forget about th gun and bust the windiw with your head
You cant reach the bar FUCK
NEXT COMMAND: Chew on loose change
stick gun up your ASS
dammit /b im supposed to be working stop making me laugh
DUBS MUST DO
Stop browsing Sup Forums while you work you autistic lazy fuck or I'll tell your dad
bump
Tastes like semen and copper
NEXT COMMAND: stick gun up your ASS
no pls hes already mad that i took some of his money to buy a spinner
It hurts. A lot.
NEXT COMMAND: fap, cum in hands, write with cum in window "HELP ME OUT" backwards, so it can be seen from outside
Use your inhuman strength to pull the gun out if pooper and shoot the door handle
What dick?
NEXT COMMAND: Use your inhuman strength to pull the gun out if pooper and shoot the door handle
Uhhh... Open door and get out?
There's no mag in the gun, so it doesnt work.
You have a pretty clean asshole though, no stains on the gun.
NEXT COMMAND: Uhhh... Open the door and get out?
put gum up butt and make bubblegum farts
break window with pesky firearm
It opens up, and there's nothing there. There's probably something on the other side though. Do you want to enter?
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
RUN OUT SCREAMING 6 MILLION DIDNT HAPPEN
Enter backwards
The thought of entering the unknown is too much for my tiny user mind, sit down and ponder my usesless existence while crying
jerk off
LOOK
mY sIDEs
You walk in backwards while yelling"6 MILLION DIDN'T HAPPEN" like a fucking idiot. You see a light at the end of the tunnel, and it peaks your interest. It's cold over there though. You also find a small pool. A voice call's you in, and the water is nice and warm. Which do you pick?
You also find some
You never said that the door was locked, so I command you you to open the door
Moon walk into pool
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
You clean your asshole in the nice and warm water while moaning pleasurably, and then jump in.
FIND SOME WHAT??
Moon walk into pool of water
Back ward dive into pool
Take the rope back
You moonwalk dive into the pool. You try to clean your asshole, but it's perfectly clean. You feel powerful, like a god. You think you are god now.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
Go inside the door
drown self in pool
Destroy Humanity
Use god power to give yourself a well endowed asian dick
turn on christian radio and experience ego supernova
drown self
Finish what Hitler started
You inhale, but you can breathe water. WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS TO YOU ALL I WANT IS TO DIE. You also give yourself an asian penis, but it's so small that you can't see it.
NEXT COMMAND: Turn on christian radio and experience ego supernova
HEIL.
Also, you try to listen to christian rock, but your radio freaks the fuck out.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
Get out of pool and walk to the light with yoyr eyes closed
It's beautiful out in the light. You also still have your powers.
NEXT COMMAND: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
The light is too bright. Walk back into thr dark and destroy the entrance
jack off furiously
Create a city and fill it with liberals communist and Anarchist. watch what happens.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh look a butterfly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NEXT COMMAND: Create a city and yadda yadda
You've created Paris, 1789
Cave no longer exists?
TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AND FLAP IT AROUND
No, it exists.
Eat cum
If we create life we'll have to be responsible for it. If we pursue other life we'll have to be responsible for the relationship. What do gods do?
Since when has Gods taken care of its creations?
...
Checkmate
trite.
If we're an all powerful being at this point then are we without needs/desires? We do nothing then. There are no more commands. We reached the end when we succeeded all limitations.
This ending sucks our godly asian dick. I just wanna go back to our cave of safety and break the window. That or create a boypussy to fuck
You go back to the cave. The window shatters into ten thousand beautiful perfect pieces. They wait in the air for you to command them.
The shards begin to swirl like debris in a small hurricane. Dirt and water from outside the cave funnel into the tiny hurricane. Inside it lights burst as chemical bonds are ripped apart and rearranged. Then its quiet. Standing before you is a...
what kind of boypussy u want?
You know it's the little things in life that fills me with such joy
jerk off with a polarbear
do they have thumbs?
yes.