The ride should never mayo

The ride should never mayo

Keep it cinco, keep it s/fur

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Fuck, I forgot to send the link over. Damn beers.

Also, thanks.

I could be drunk right now.

Why instead am I here? I haven't a clue.

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why not both?

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I mean I've got tequila, but it's already so late and I'm wrapped up in a blanket in my chair and too cozy to go to the kitchen.

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Enough

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>Inferior cheap sandwiches
>their fries can't be measured in radians
Superior meat master race

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That's an Arby's sandwich??
It's been years since I've been to their establishment.

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Their stuff's pretty good mane. I grab a sandwich from them every now and then, meat is actually good quality stuff.

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The big thing is that there are only two locations near me and they are a goodly drive away.

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Alrighty gents, I'm gonna play some OW. Might be on later. Happy posting!

That's unfortunate. I really like Whataburger, but the nearest one is two hours away from me. Once or twice a year or so, I'll make a pilgrimage to it just to grab a #2 with cheese.

Cya, Cyka.

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yay thread

anyone paying attention to the macron email thing? I haven't seen any confirmation of any actual wrong doing being talked about and my online newspaper subscription is shut down

they're pretty sweet, wish there was one closer to me

Probably just Russia trying to undermine another campaign. They're pretty good at that. LePen's pretty anti-NATO, so it doesn't surprise me Russia wants to see him in office.

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>implying russia is actually messing with elections.

I saw something at one point saying there were implications of tax evasion, but I haven't seen anything about it since and my news access is pretty limited at this point. Its bothering me a lot.

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>implying Russia doesn't meddle with international politics
>implying Russia isn't in possession of your credit card number and your browser history right now
>Hail the Motherland

anyway

I've barely been on here for like a month, what's everyone been up to?

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the Hilary one was such a joke, the most they ever had on it was the hack came from russia, which just means they used a proxy since literally every proxy ever routes through russia. It was probably just some jackass from Sup Forums, probably this time too since I heard they dumped it there first

Being a schmuck, the usual. Wish I could say better, but glad I can't say worse.
Yourself?

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still not working, not much for leads on work, might be able to relocate at least when I get my tax money back

plus side my flee to canada plan got a big break, the point system they use for it looks like I'd get residency if I finish the application (needs a 200 dollar english test first), but that could take 6 months to process

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Canada, eh? Well hopefully their bureaucratic process is favorable to you.

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they say "up to six months" for processing that but I'm hoping it would be less since that's a global figure and I've got a US passport which seems to be enough to convince most people that you aren't a terrorist

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apparently no one is online tonight

most of em went to bed already, i think

its far too early for sleep

depends on your longitude

there are drugs for that problem, and its only 1 am east coast, normally they don't all run for another hour or two

saved

I've started liking the no nipple pics, helps break the painted skin look too much of this stuff has

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Throughout my entire life I've observed countless humans struggle with using Windows and a keyboard.

Some can't type as fast as I can. Some don't know keyboard shortcuts. Some aren't able to efficiently tab around and copy-paste. None use multi-workspace TWMs. This has been my wheelhouse, a technique I've perfected over almost 20 years.

Pick up a stylus-touchscreen PC and I feel as inept as the worms I've observed before, compared to the wizards of creation that frolick daily across the palette and brush tools of GIMP.

touch screens are the work of satan

How does it feel to be gay?

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I remember a star trek episode like that

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Me

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just one of those things though, you can't get her and coffee

kek

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There is an asshole at work we address by "Master" and it's absolutely ruined all sub/dom porno for me.

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Would drink her girlcum

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that sucks

how are you supposed to imagine yourself as this bunny maid now?

>/bant/ allows fur
yee

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so is that where everyone ran off to?

But no porn dumps :(

int/fur!

As a short, fat Indian man whose forehead is 4 times the size of his chin and whose ass is fatter than his shoulder width.

And pronounces "covered" as "coward".

And orders me to dispose off $5000 in tools and types just so nobody gets in trouble for having them where they don't belong.

which is heresy

Thas a good picture

is that alex?

also that sounds hilarious and like government work

>and like government work
Oh boy you have no idea.

nothing says
>I don't exist to turn a profit
like spending large amounts to avoid tiny inconveniences