Definitely not a Waifu claiming thread

Definitely not a Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: was probably jewish

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Still here

hello

definitely still not here

Guess who's back

...

heya yuuki
>again

Eye am

All finished up with finals now?

Fijne kerstdagen

Yo, how's it going?

Yep! We're done with finals!!!!

im good, so you're finally free from school?

I managed to copy my responses from old thread. But forgot to labor who they were for so it's useless.

My give up for the night. Should be asleep anyways because early work.goodnight everyone.

Goonsack is fun to say.

night hitagi

Hopefully! last final was today, assuming i passed everything!!

It's hard enough to focus on thread without it getting deleted.

I'm gonna start using it as an insult tbh

So is Gunk Fungler
Are you that guy with schizophrenia?

Goodnight then

Yuuki

How did exams go?

>Misaki Claimt

wheeee
>time to initiate my plans to get you to play terraria with me

no

youtube.com/watch?v=h5B0bul888w

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Oh!
I forgot to claim.

>Winning Girl claimed

Nice, congrats! I've already started drinking, but the night is still young.

Take it easy, more than likely I'll be around at about this time depending on when the fight finishes.

Dole bludger is also fun to say.

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elfpire

Loser.

Yup, im pretty drunk already, you guys need to catch up!!!

hello

but i dont drink

>
this is defamation
no u

...

sounds like you need to start

I've only had a half glass of Marsala and I am ready to lay down
You do now you little git

ears are not pointy there

but i dont have anything to drink

nope

ur face isnt pointy there

Working on it, starting to feel it a bit over here. What did you decide to roll with tonight?

You'll sleep like a stone tonight.

Never been one.
Yeah nah.
vocaroo.com/i/s0GFQhO7aGmz

I'm like 3 shots, 2 beers, and several mixed drinks deep

find something

but something else is

See above, my friends got a ton of vodaa and liquor

>dublets
but i dont wanna

my sword is better

does she even use that in the anime ?

JUST

DO IT
Knowing my body I'll suddenly have a new source of energy, right around the time I try to actually sleep

Your mother is about as Australian as Outback Steakhouse fampai
Alright, easy now lad

i cant remember if she ever needs to use it or not, she normally just wins any fight shes in without it

no shia, you cant make me

so she doesn't ok

Where is she from?

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed

I heard alcohol.

Also, from their website

Bloomin’ Brands, Inc. is based in Tampa, FL, founded in 1988

nice legs

no

those ears

I totally read that wrong. She was born in Melbourne.

I sure can
She's a lebbo m8
ayyy
who cares, was a joke
I'll try to stay awake... just five more minutes mom, I swear...

the best

sounds like me in high school

Yeah nah.

juvia

actual elf ears
>unlike mine

Hello!
How are you?

they are pretty nice
they seem to change a lot

No love lost for them, grew up poor but never got on welfare ever.

Sounds like they just got done with their own hell week too. A good time for all tonight.

True, so that's more incentive to just stay up.

Ayyy Juvia. Doing well?

You heard right.

im good, watching starwars episode 3, you?

they do what they want

best ears

yeah, we all had finals and had to have a night to unwind

Hello Houki!
How are you?
>episode 3
Was a good time
Currently about to eat dinner.

I hear you.

After highschool, I only ever took one class that started before noon ever again. I immediately regretted my decision. And once again renewed my vow to only take classes online or after 12pm...
Was talking about my mum m80

rebel ears. or two characters
does Yuuki appear right from the start of the series ?

A fine way to unwind for sure. Are they graduating, or do they still have a bit longer to go?

Happily buzzed and enjoying the night. Work was busy but alright and my car got dinged up, but nothing serious. What are you about to eat for dinner?

No, she only shows up in the second half of SAO II

From the sound of things it's I'll graduate on time, but I'll find out for sure on Monday when final grades are posted

why
is it worth watching SAO I then ?

so staying in full drinking mode until monday eh?

I promise on my honor that the only time I use waifu, it is for her happiness.

Edward

I hate the ones that say they are doing everything but
>they own an expensive car
>wont work 2 jobs
>wont accept a job that pays under 1k a week
>wont get off his ass to go hand out resumes
Thats what my head chefs friend does. And hes moved back in with his mum and declared insolvency to fix it.
>he had 50k debt
There is a good side to this. His ex-wife pulled some nasty shit and was meant to pay him out off the mortgage for 5k. She never paid. The house is still in his name. So now his ex-wife is homeless because she didnt want to pay him 5k, only once, in 18 months.
Lebbo /= Aussie m8.

You should watch it only because there are references to SAO I made in SAO II that you wouldn't get

Maybe not entirely, but I'll be drinking a good part of the weekend

Sounds a lot like me tbh.

Our math and spanish grades are in but I'm still waiting on the rest. Rather be out of it when they come so if they're bad it's w/e...

>star wars
>good
Dude, star wars is garbo

All you need to know about the conclusion to every SAO arc, even ones he takes a backseat in, is 'kirito wins lulz'

You can hang around a bit longer.

Hope it's good news for them then, it feels nice having school behind you, even if you go on to graduate studies. There's a certain finality that goes with knowing you made it through the gauntlet.

Then the workforce awaits, but it's not so bad once you get into it.


They're alive and well in Burgerland too, half the time they game the system by selling food stamps for cash, then turning that around to get expensive phones, cars, etc. while the kiddos go hungry. The same shit also applies with the job hunting/work. It's all beneath them once they realize the dole pays more.

I wouldn't be surprised if round 2 for many of us is tomorrow, myself included.

Well I'm glad you're enjoying the night. You certainly deserve it.
What happened to your car? Someone tap it ir something?
And chicken with hot sauce and mac and cheese.
Oh you misunderstood, i ment i had a good time watching it. I never said the actual movie was good.

right that always happens

I'm just dreading monday tbh lol

it's kinda surreal, like another chapter has closed and another began

but they're kind of minor details, like asuna's character has a major role, but if you don't know her character it's not as big of an impact

Hes just a lazy fuck. Most of his debt was the car.

Hello, Misaki.

Well, I shall join you.

Hey everyone! Sorry I'm so late!

How is everyone doing tonight?

now to dig for torrents

Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.

Well you have a good time being a little slut, too, dontcha~

I'm drunk, what's up

not on nyaa, it's down for good i think

Hello everyone.

Well what have we here~

heya hanako

Hi

Hello

Hello kanna-san
>pat pat
No.
Late pervert
>

I noticed now it will be harder to download stuff
if you have a link let me know

Pretty much.

hey hanako! how's it going?

where've you been yuno

Hello Hana~
Juvia, you're a perv!