Alright, Sup Forums I need your help

Alright, Sup Forums I need your help.

I have a job. A shitty, shitty job. I've decided I'm going to quit. And I want you to write my resignation letter. The only rule is one word per post. Go.

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user, you'd better make a video of you handing in this very resignation letter directly to your higher up.

This goes into the letter as well as this post.

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To Whom it may concern,

I do hereby officially tender my resignation effective immediately. It has come to my attention that a certain person working in this facility has a criminal record for crimes that are heinous and unforgivable, and I must leave immediately in order to prevent further potential damage to my professional career and potentially to my physical health. I regret that I am unable to provide ample notice, but given these circumstances, this is simply unavoidable.

Sincerely,

-OP

Furthermore

Morgan Freeman