Sup Forums goes on an adventure:
You have just been recently been jailed for political crimes you are unaware of. You are cuffed and dragged to Prisoner Registration. The man (it's not actually hitler) at the front desk asks basic info about you.
What political party are you part of?
When where you born?
What is your name?
What is your sex?
What race are you?
What are you in for?
First dubs gets to choose
>EACH POST IS PERMITTED ONE REROLL. All other rerolls are wasted and ignored.
Libertarian
January 1st 1953
Gary Johnson
Male
Aryan
Rape
Reroll
>National Socialist
>Scotland
>Chef Ada Hitler of Dublin
>Male
>Germanic
>Treason
"Alright Johnson, you'll be in jail for quite a while thanks to your charges of.. uh... political rape. Guards take him to his cell."
Before you go, what do you say/do to the man at the desk.
I want to support your cause
It is too late to say anything.
Nazi Scum! This is why you've converted to Libtard and "politically raped" your way to jail.
Speaking of which the guard start to see you off to your cell.
What do you do?
Quietly go along.
Go to the cell peacefully, what country are we in? Jerk off when we get to out cell.
rape the guard to death and leave
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Go to /Quest for this kind of stuff
cheqem'
Stomp 'em in the nuts while singing Stomp 'Em In The Nuts
Technically trips don't count. Reroll for this
retard
You politically rape the guard and start to walk out the door. The man at the desk is in utter shock and cannot speak.
Do you rape him or spare him? Or something else?
convert him to your cult
Fist him.
why did hitler jail me im blonde
Quietly say "You're next" in German
say to the man, You see this? You read political on paper and sneer but when you see this in person you are repulsed
rollan
You convert this man to your cult, (by politically raping him). He is now your slave and you learn that his original name was Harold but that won't do. What shall we name him now?
1 Yung Haricot Vert
The new hitlers bitch
Muhammed
Harold-chan
reroll
reroll pls
Mohammed
reroll
reroll
Mohammad
This man's name is no... Mohammad. A true messiah's name. What must you do now?
escape prison you dingus dinagloo
Plunder the armory and set out on a quest for the holy cum grail
MAKE the 4th reich rise after freeing the other inmates
reroll
ask for directions to Allepo
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ROLLING FOR THIS LMAO
rerolling the rick rolls
Enter the cells looking for more people to convert to my cause.
Suck mohammad's dick
Reroll
reroll
Start on journey towards Tanya Hardings house
Reroll
Convince Mohammad to assassinate trump.
With my trusty companion by my side, we make haste to the med ward operating room, where there is currently a lobotomy procedure underway
Rollin
I tell my faithful ward to drop trousers, and it is then that I realize he is in fact a SHE!
You decide to embark on Tanya Hardings house but don't you think you should gear up first or possibly explore the jail first for more followers? What shall you do?
Nice
No just go there.
Smear feces on the walls. It says "Sup Forums, he lives!"
Nope. No time for that! To Tanya's house!
Reroll
Reroll
Find all the men who are prison wives, make them mine, fuck the dead body, and see if I can find a key to a weapons vault or something
Roll
Rerollio
Decide that jail was shit and that followers will be best in the rural North American deep south
That just happened. What now?
Circumcise mohammad with your teeth.
Decide that followers would be found best in the american deep south so you travel there
That just happened. What now?
Well let's make our way to the armory. We will need flame throwers to penetrate the Harding ice fortress
Gain dildo from armory.
rollerino
Rero
i like where this is going
OP!
It seems as though the Jail contains many flamethrowers. Which one shall Gary choose?
6
Good work OP, keep going.
1
The secret Dildo thrower in the back.
Dildo flamer #6
Draw quick faggot
1 and shove it in your ass all the way.
Rololol
Reroll
2
Wait what?
know what a stickler for tradition Mohammed is, you choose #3, being fully aware that this particular model contains a manufacturing flaw that may just come in handy if your sidekick happens to betray you
Choose the secret weapon that makes you fart when you walk.
Mohammed is still a very very dirty little boy but Gary tells him to clean up or else he won't get daddy's new little toy. He does and is ready to embark on his adventure, what shall they do now.
hide in an abandoned building somewhere, running as fast as they can
Rape all prisoners left
They exit the jail, Gary exclaims "never again", and sets fire to the building. They lift off in the warden's helicopter, and as they depart, the screams of the inmates as they are being burned alive can be heard in the distance.
Go to a gas station and buy condoms
Reroll
Selfroll
Find as many prisoners as possible who are willing to march on the Harding fortress
Exit the prison. Then rotate 360 ° and walk away.
Roll
Harding is known to have many diseases. Mohammed requests sheepskin. He would.
call Mohammed a sandnigger and bite his dick off