>be american
>choke on a fucking pancake
Why is it such an essential part of American culture to stuff your mouth full of whatever and try to beat everyone to it?
She was a qt, tho :^)
>be american
>choke on a fucking pancake
Why is it such an essential part of American culture to stuff your mouth full of whatever and try to beat everyone to it?
She was a qt, tho :^)
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Worthy of a Darwin Award.
i can get all psychoanalysis on this but the short answer is due to the physicality of consumerism
consume-rism
seems simple but it is deeply unconscious and manifest in everything
What a dumb cunt. Americans are so retarded.
good
looks like a stupid slut
hope she felt some pain before she went out lol
:)
lol
>greek life
What's that suppose to mean. Do they go to Greece or something?
no, it is just another name for sorority
Was it a pancake or a (((latke)))?
>kappa
4Head
on a serious note, airway obstruction is such a dumb way to die
stupidly preventable
>tfw no cute american gf with cerebral palsy to make you pancakes
doing the heimlich maneuver may not help since pancake can block and soaks up the mucus and expand in the passage way
It's hard to find a death more well-deserved than this one
WTF I hate greece now
I'm sure she has reproduced a lot before her death.
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kdelt
Let me get this straight, a female university student, who was also part of a sorority, died from having something stuffed down her throat?
My big fat Greek "pancake"
You'd think she was well and truly experienced in handling those situations by her age.
I am Pancake.
sure, but the mechanism ought to be the simplest fucking thing
pneumothorax can be challenging
thyroid storm can be challenging
even UV burns can be complex
but dying from a foreign body in your trachea is the dumbest way to go secondary maybe to drinking a quart of soy sauce because someone dared you to (for those who don't know - you get sodium toxicity and die in an hour of two)
She was literally shaking.
Ya Blin.
americans confirmed for micropenises
tops the list of stupid ways to die
it is stupid and they could have reacted faster but it's a party so loads of stupid people doing stupid things
remember not to associate with them and you will live a fulfilling life
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I feel you. She should have put syrup on them beforehand like a true Canadian would.
BIG
>get drunk
>have eating contest
Not a smart choice
>be british
>choke on a fucking burger
>had been drinking
>but not enough
this one is better
Christ
>a father of three
who fucking cares? why do you people insist on adding this irrelevant fucking bullshit? it's as important as astrological sign, blood type or favorite david bowie song
see? mentioning nationality makes much more sense than mating history
on an offnote, LOOK AT HIS FUCKING GOB
YOU KNOW HE RUNS AWAY FROM A JAIL SENTENCE IN POLAN HAHAH
bum
Hahaa normie btfo
Honestly thrilled is dead
>hope she felt some pain before she went out lol
She did. Choking is very painful.
*thrilled she is dead
rip Barry man
She should have practiced more tbqh
That's sad. She was just an insignificant stupid young girl at the beginning of life who was trying to have some quirky fun with her friends and get a couple goofy photos for instagram. She showed up to the event thinking about the orgo test next Monday and what she should wear to Chad's play next week. Now she's going to be remembered by millions of people the world over as a retard who killed herself by stuffing her mouth with flaps of cake
>be brit
>get burger'd
Well there are worse things to choke on
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>hundreds gathered to hold a candlelight vigil for her
If she were ugly and fat, do you think people would still hold a candlelight vigil?
H- Haha..