DUDE SELFIE HUMOUR LMAO

DUDE SELFIE HUMOUR LMAO

DC MOVIES ARE COOL JUST LIKE MILLENIALS LMAO

Now I'm picturing her getting raped in the ass, a la Pulp Fiction. Thanks, OP.

How are Suicide Squad haters incapable of naming one part that was actually bad? I liked the movie, but I can point out its flaws.

is it autism?

you just have absolutely no taste.

Please enlighten me then as to what your taste is.

But you won't because you are an autist.

I laughed at that part.

>naming one part that was actually bad

>the editing
>the bizarre pacing due to the editing
>the off-feeling narrative and side plots due to the bizarre pacing and editing
>Doesn't feel like part of a larger cinematic universe but doesn't work as a standalone either
>the joker being in it at all is bad enough, cutting his part down to nothing is worse considering the retarded MOMS GONNA FREAK marketing

the problem is you actively ignore constructive criticism and pretend it's insane ramblings from deluded fools in order to fuel the twisted hallucination you call your life

Name specific scenes where this took place

Don't hurt yourself, now. Name a scene where the editing ruined it. Name a scene where the pacing ruined it. Name a scene where the off-feeling narrative can be observed. Name a scene that demonstrates the feel that it is neither a standalone or part of a whole.

You can't because you have no basis for measuring any of this. You know nothing.

Your opinion is literally worthless.

the entire movie was erratically paced and edited to the point where i can hardly make the distinction between one 'scene' and another. I have to separate the film by setting when i think about it.

>everyone else is an autist because they can't criticize the movie in the exact format and specification i desire

hmm

the whole film dickhead

>this whole post

I knew i should have closed this tab immediately after opening it

So what you are saying is
>I am a fucking retard who is incapable of narrowing down my broadly negative feeling towards this movie, therefore I will use buzzwords without knowing their meaning and do my best to blend in in hopes that nobody will call me out on knowing absolutely nothing about what I am saying.

I don't think that character was suppose to be considered cool

That scene was pretty hot

>I want to assemble a task force of the most dangerous criminals who can do good and also escort me up two flights of stairs to the roof

> they created a solution to a problem that was caused by the solution

When did this part happen? I don't remember seeing it.

youre my new family now, esse

It's like saying "name one scene in The Room where the writing is stilted and the acting is bad" or "name one scene in Battlefield Earth with bad composition".
It's the whole thing. Pick out any scene.

The editing was horrible, especially in Joker's scenes. Flashing colors and jump cuts are just a very lazy way of trying to show how crazy he is.

Will Smith ruins everything.

No explanation for how Katana is connected to soldier man.

Way too much emphasis on Harley and Deadshot, Boomerang and others were a waste.

While editing and pacing can be a legitimate issue in a film I kind of doubt you're cinematically savvy enough to actually know that and you're most likely just spouting empty buzzwords you've heard someone else say

What film would you say had good pacing?

Scenes, my man

Give me scenes. Show me examples. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion.

Instead of spending the first 25 minutes showing us disjointed backstory of each character (some two or three times), they should've thrown them together and delved into backstory while they learn to work together.

This way we get to see them on a couple smaller missions before the big, end of the world scenario.

Also, it's said something like three days passed between Enchantress' brother awakening and when the Squad started their mission. How the hell do you explain Flash, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, or Superman just sitting by while an entire city is basically destroyed?

Then there's introducing all the Squad at once... except Katana and Slipknot. The latter gets nothing, making it way too obvious he's getting his head blown off.

>Name a scene where the editing ruined it.
Every scene before the first big fight.
>Name a scene where the pacing ruined it.
Every scene before the first big fight.
>Name a scene where the off-feeling narrative can be observed.
Any time they stop in their tracks to shove in a joke that falls flat. "killer app" or "triangle bitch" or "white people shit" or "DA STENCH OF DEATH".

How stupid are you? I said all of Joker's scenes.

>Superman
He's ded, the show the funeral at the beginning before the title card

Specify the frame number and timecode, my good sir

Good luck in life, my retarded user

>tfw even Snyder did better backstory scenes with Watchmen
at least that guy can copy-paste comic to movie decently at times.

Hey, the ending was pretty shit, why is nobody talking about that?
How can a god that was wrecking trains and destroying full buildings not be able to obliterate a bunch of puny humans that use flower pots and last minute "duck" moves to avoid him?

Also, what killed it for me was the fact that the destruction of the machine that is supposedly going to destroy the world was destroyed by a stupid explosive. Like, couldn't any other country just send any missile and end it?
The gods were pretty shit, did I mention that? Because they were literally shit. I paid hoping that i'll see a decent DC movie only to be let down. Fuck WB, it's like they hate their own fanbase sometimes.

>"DUDE GO SEE SUICIDE SQUAD LMAO! THEY MADE A JOKE ABOUT SELFIES LMAO THIS MOVIE TOTALLY GETS ME LMAO XD"

I actually liked when the fire guy went full skeleton Aztec god to fight. But the whole plan was to blow him up? Did the guy who planted the bomb die too? It sure looked that way.

>"This is Katana."

What did he mean by this?

Yes, that was the part I liked the most... his story was very touching too... but it just felt lacking after all the failures before it. I wish he had more exposition or story about him rather than the idiotic flashbacks that made no sense at some points.

Even the entire "evil guys" fight scenes were shit. It felt like the power rangers all over again, nothing special. Not even a mediocre beast or anything.. noo.. just some gooey motherfuckers.

>yfw suicide squad is a critique of the federal government

Just came back from this. It was garbage, both editing and script are trash, how a product like this can pass the quality check is beyond me.

t. Boomerang

Kek

I saw a bitch from uni leaving the theater the other day, I asked her about it, I walked with her for a short while

>This movie will take a lot of time for me to get over
>It's like the best movie I ever saw
>It's funny, it's complex, good character development AND so many surprises!!
>Only people who dislike it are those who probably read the comics
>"But femanon, people who read the comics will know most references and since this movie introduces a shitton of heroes in a short time, I think people who read the comics will enjoy it more"
>Yeah... whateverrr, this movie was the beeeeeesssst you should watch it ^_^_^_^

I wanna see her just so I can fucking choke her to death

During the Harley Quinn introduction scene in her jail cell. It's one of the quick five-second long flashbacks the first half of the movie is loaded with.

Embarrassing.

DC fans will never recover

no you didn't

It would be easier and a smaller list to name the good
>everything with flaming cholo minus horrible prison footage CGI that Aztec skeleton shit was so unexpected and radical
>Harley up until she throws aside the jester outfit; made up for it in rainy scene
>black lady especially when capping everyone
>hopper and ike barenholtz small roles (ike in the tiger t shirt was the biggest laugh from me, shame no joker icing him scene)
>music while ill fitting most of the time was still great minus the coon tunes (did anyone notice they edited without me and show croc right when it should have said "I've created a monster, but nobody wants to see..." it would have fit nicely for the abysmal song choice)
>random possessed black villain was great until he decided to stop being OP once the squad shows up (hilarious how he just explodes, some random ass civilian wanting to get drinks with his buddies)
Thats all I got. You know you've made an... interesting movie when fucking jai courtney is better than Jared Leto
>tfw there will NEVER be an R rated fire hombre solo movie about him taking over the streets moving dope and popping smoke with whoever did the score from dredd

K

How about the fact that the big massive demon villain could be easily killed with a single bomb under up his taint? They decide to send in a bunch of serial killers with boomerangs and baseball bats when a single missile shot from space could have rammed right down his throat and ended the shit in a minute

DUDE SELFIE HUMOR LMAO

IRL SHADY GOVERNMENT TORTURE SCENARIOS ARE COOL JUST LIKE MILLENIALS LMAO