Do you shower before going to sleep or after waking up?

Do you shower before going to sleep or after waking up?

Best after waking up, as can clean night gunk off your body. Before bed can wake you up too much.

I shower before I wake up, streamlines things

If im too tired i just shower after waking up. If not i shower two times a day.

What is this shower that you speak of??

I choose not to sleep in my own filth, and shower about 4 hours before bed.

I also use toilet paper to remove most of the poop, then use babywipes to remove the rest, followed by a little bit more toilet paper to dry my butt. Using one or the other is stupid.

I only use baby wipes, the moisture doesn't stick around that's the whole point, you don't need both that's dumb

Both, because sloppy sweaty sex

Before bed (when i get home from work) pretty dirty from work dont want to literaly take concrete dust and dirt to bed

Moist wipes liquify poop and smear a thin film. I dry wipe, wet wipe, dry wipe, then shower. Hell no is my anus ever spotted or smeared with shit.

This guy gets it.

after waking up
actually im not awake before i showered

i just use dry wipes and shower me arse after that

Third Shift user here.
Before bedtime.
Actually, I literally just got out of the shower now.

Have a good sleep user.

What's a shower?

What a fuckin cutie. I shower at night because I get dirty at work. But on weekends I shower in the morning because I don't want to smell like pussy all day.

Yes

I wash my butt hole once a month. Girl btw

must have a pretty stinky pussy there then?

both, I don't give a FUCK.