>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAGAGHHHAAHHAHAH
variety.com
‘Sausage Party’ Cooks Past ‘Suicide Squad’ on Friday
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Food orgy >>>>>>>> suicide squad
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You Americans really do deserve everything you get.
he said, posting a picture from a video game
I think I need to evaluate my life as a whole
>cooks past
What does that even mean?
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Where the fuck are her feet pics
It's a real stretch for a pun.
>cooks past
Yes, the best storytelling medium and home of the best director on the planet.
>box of grits is clearly a black dude
BRAVO SETH
>her
Sausage party wont beat suicide squad as the day gets later
As bad as that is, reading the transcript was far worse, so . . . I guess there's that
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to see it just to see how bad it is. I think a lot of people has that mindset.
What's the context of this? Is this some end-of-the-move romp?
Should've said slides past then mention oil in the sub caption
name 2 games in the series that don't contradict each other
Who are you quoting?
I drank three shots of whiskey (AMC installing bars was a good idea) before going in. That helped the enjoyment factor of the movie immensely.
Is that why he got sponsered by Del Taco to make PT before Konami realized it wasn't a pachinko machine?
this was made in the 90s with Beck's Sexx Laws
peace walker and mgr
>">her" meme
Snake Eater and Portable Ops.
>Box of grits is a black guy who is fucking a gay white twink who is a Twinkie.
POTTERY
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fucking loved this movie hands down seth rogans best movie
Metal Gear and VR missions.
Snake eater and mgs1
in both cases one of the games isn't considered completely canon by kojimer
>Sausage Party squashes its beef with Suicide Squad with top Friday box office
Lmao this straight up made my day, can't wait to watch this movie, thanks user.
>cooks past
What a terrible analogy. It doesn't even make sense.
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what the fuck is this
>cooks past
It's time
Fucking hell. Seth Rogan's shit makes capeshit look good yet American prefer this degeneracy over a dumb non degenerate film. It's like as if the liberals already won.
kek
what a joke
Western Civilization is doomed.
>best storytelling medium
Books ane movies are better and only really stupid people like video games so much that they think its the best tying ever.
The end times are upon us
>posting two different people
Sorry bro, 1st one is a guy named Sue Lightning
Human legacy right there.
(You)
ISIS was right
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KYS, kid.
Just imagine how they must see this shit
>be 20 year old Arab living in the desert
>hear about Americans trying to spread democracy
>not sure how to think about it, your camel doesn't pick up radio or TV signals
>after saving some money you go to the city to experience some "culture"
>go to a cinema where you hear an American movie is playing
>Sausage Party? Well you wanted to experience something different
>it gets to the orgy scene
>in that moment you realize how decadent and evil American culture is
>go join ISIS
Again, where are the feet pics?
>story told from different POVs
>IT CONTRADICTS ITSELF
You're a retard on so many levels. Don't you have some christian youth study group to pester?
Would you?
This was...dumb as fuck.
Not even degenerate or edgy, just plain dumb.
Like something a retarded kid would think about.
It makes Capeshit seem like art.
So congrats, i guess?
huh
WTF IS THIS!!! WHAT!!! WHY!!!
>using make up
uhm, no. im into REAL, pure women
I saw this a few hours ago. It's an unfunny piece of shit. There were a few funny moments, but much of the humor was "look, they look like characters from a kids' movie, but they're SWEARING!"
Hey, Seth: putting the word "fuck" in every single sentence isn't funny or edgy.
Capetards BTFO
Yeah, instead of having the generic kids movie dance party at the end of the movie they have an orgy.
fucking degenerate and offensive as hell
Trump will stop this shit once he is elected so we don't have to see this degenerate ultra politically correct bullshit
nice thread
what did you expect? this to be on top?
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Why does this remind me of the Eclipse from Berserk?
Rogenkino strikes again.
>There were a few funny moments
I'm legitimately curious. What are the funny parts?
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I know it was a pretty generic joke but the Israel/Palestine metaphor with the bagel and the lavash made me chuckle
WOLBACHIA
I completely agree
the joke of DUDE SWEARING FOOD wears off really quick. I was kinda dissapointed
>those hot dog buns
>politically correct
>animated orgy
Cant wait for hillary to be president so edgy 13 year olds will finally shut up
Didn't know that sentient food could be degenerate.
>Trump will stop things that are degenerate and offensive
>Food Product Orgy Finale makes $34 million in one day
>Rogen rides away on his lambo made of weed to executive produce a whole cinematic universe of Toy Story but like for ADULTS man LMAO
>Anomalisa makes $5.5 million total
>Kaufman can't pay the mortgage on his daughter's doll house
The orgy was real
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>American animation
underrated post
Seth Rogan is perfect pleb filter
Kojima makes a movie when?
welp looks like it's time to give up on movies
Every MGS contains like 5 of them.
Anomalisa was shit and Kaufman is a pretentious twat.
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Something confused me about the trailer, how are pizza slices individuals?
I can accept that maybe once cooked a new food is born from the dead ingredients, but wouldn't the whole pizza be the person and slicing it be like when the potato got peeled? Or did the peels turn into little living food beings themselves?
Hey Hillshill Brad Jones, get your cock cage back on and get back to the cuck shead.
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>Then he fucks a bunch of crackers
Bravo
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those sideways mouths are fucking horrifying
Pure fucking kino
you just know that rogan, being the stoned, smug kike that he is, will think hes made a real work of are here. Without reading anything about this, i bet he will say something about how hes pushing the boundaries of whats socially acceptable or some shit
I think the lustre of making something so controversial (for the sake of controversy) is lost when you go and make it as bottom-of-the-barrel as this. What are some ways this movie could have been made even shittier? All the food could have been gay i suppose
Transsexual yogurt
he was originally a box of uncle ben's instant rice