Tinder thread

Tinder thread

How do you even respond to this?

Give me your best lines my fellow spergs

sub fuq

Are you retarded? Tits or gtfo

Bitch the fuck cover your dam nose

Bless you.

Ichooose you
*sniff* excuse me ;)

kek

"bless you" + "[compliment]".

easy. are you fucking retarded?

the next text will be hard mode.

My dick is dead. Can I bury it in your ass?

That's actually pretty smooth user.

achooo on this dick nigga

Ask her if she is from Andalucia, Spain

I have aids so please don't come near me if you're sick because it might kill me

Girls who hit you up first on tinder and thirsty and want to give you a chance. Don't fuck this up. Say gazunteight but spell it correctly. Then ask her if she'd like to go get a drink.

shut up meg!

"You must be allergic to boyfriend material"

I would say bless you, but I think angels are already blessed.

Alternatively, you think a lot of vicious fluid comes out of your nose now, wait til I cum through you entire fucking head.

gesundheit

Good job user

samefag

And you'd be wrong

samefag
samefaq
gamefaq
gamefaqs

I could actually go with this..

kek

You must be autistic

"You must be allergic to faggots"

*tips fedora* hello m'lady

>Those digits

WINRAR

What about them?

op: fag

Come over to my place and ill give you a tissue and something warm to drink. Plz don't ask why tissue is crunchy. Plz respond.

Did you just powder your nose?

Achoooose you too! Lool!

Now is fuck.

Hail Sneezer.

>"Bless you
>You must be allergic to boyfriend material ;)"

If I send that will she let me put her vagina in my dick?

She'll realise you're autistic and block you. Throwing boyfriend around in your first sentence bro? Use your fucking brain.

>giving her more than she deserves

you are a faggot

>get away from me you Ebola ridden bastard

Yep it's terminal, you better come to mine so I can put you in quanrantine

Yep it's terminal, you better come to mine so I can put you in quarantine

Hope that isn't an allergy to nice, juicy cock. What are you doing tonight?

tell her to get her nasty ass disease infested body to some equally nasty taiwanese crackhouse?
it usually works for me

LET ME CLEAR YOUR THROAT WITH MY ENCHILADA

What was her response?

are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

this

winrar

I would scream BIRDFLU and see how she replies to that.

Girl, are you my appendix because I don't know what you do but I have this feeling in my stomach that I should take you out.

Works 90% of the time.