It's her birthday. What would you give her as a gift?
It's her birthday. What would you give her as a gift?
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Make her waffles for breakfast?
A ham leg
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A pearl necklace...
Waffles?
A gym membership
A face transplant
Rehab. She looks absolutely fucked.
Savage anal
Let me guess a freak in bed , am I right?
Give her a leash and a collar and then put it on her and fuck her like a bitch.
i would give her the night of her life... sexual, love, and attention aspect.
she's perfect 10/10 got more?
Truly a Kodak Moment.
a new pearl necklace
dump her nudes on Sup Forums.
Looks like coke or MDMA shes on in my opinion.
What is your intention with the gift OP? I assume penetration. Or are you actually just being nice?
Deez nuts.
quick death
Happy Birthday, cunt
nudes, post um
A steam game? About all I can do for someone I don't know.
Beat me to it.. Just
music
music is the best gift
dick in a box
a dick in the dumper.
A large slab of bbq beef covered in cheese
Herpes
my dick
in a box
my dick in some sort of rectangular container
Her name Lexi, by chance?
a dildo for her ass
a generic hallmark card, a bottle of some boujee fukkin wine, and some affordable but cute earrings idk
show us her birthday suit.
Reunite her with Kermit
poisen
Some glasses, so I don't have those big creepy eyes staring at me.