It's her birthday. What would you give her as a gift?

It's her birthday. What would you give her as a gift?

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Make her waffles for breakfast?

A ham leg

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A pearl necklace...

Waffles?

A gym membership

A face transplant

Rehab. She looks absolutely fucked.

Savage anal

Let me guess a freak in bed , am I right?

Give her a leash and a collar and then put it on her and fuck her like a bitch.

i would give her the night of her life... sexual, love, and attention aspect.
she's perfect 10/10 got more?

Truly a Kodak Moment.

a new pearl necklace

dump her nudes on Sup Forums.

Looks like coke or MDMA shes on in my opinion.
What is your intention with the gift OP? I assume penetration. Or are you actually just being nice?

Deez nuts.

quick death

Happy Birthday, cunt

nudes, post um

A steam game? About all I can do for someone I don't know.

Beat me to it.. Just

music

music is the best gift

dick in a box

a dick in the dumper.

A large slab of bbq beef covered in cheese

Herpes

my dick

in a box

my dick in some sort of rectangular container

Her name Lexi, by chance?

a dildo for her ass

a generic hallmark card, a bottle of some boujee fukkin wine, and some affordable but cute earrings idk

show us her birthday suit.

Reunite her with Kermit

poisen

Some glasses, so I don't have those big creepy eyes staring at me.