So my aunt keeps sending me kissy faces in messages. I know it's like 99...

So my aunt keeps sending me kissy faces in messages. I know it's like 99.5% absolutely nothing but she's an absolute MILF so I just want to be sure it's nothing. I can't remember if she's always sent them but she did see my dick at a thing before and comment on how big it was but this was in front of most of my family. I just wanna see what you guys think because it does make me a little hard every time she sends them. If I somehow ever manage to get nudes from this I'll deliver but I ain't going risking my family relationship for it either. Thanks in advance X

just send her a dick pic
and if she replys with something bad just be like shit sorry was meant for...

Post pic of aunt

must hav epics. or fuck af

this

show your aunt

if dubs you send the dick pic like user says

This.
Can be a good opener...

Noone help him till he shows pics

Might just be used to flirting with everyone. Bet your aunt is a slut. "Accidentally" send your dick

Lmao do NOT send her anything. She's just an aunt. Likely an older woman. They don't think about sending hidden implication with a bunch of kissy emoticons. What are you a faggot?

op show the pics.

Send the dick

Show us this apparent milf?

Dubs Dubs Dubs Dubs

yes they do user, yes they do

Here's a pic of her body but there's no chance of face guys sorry

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give me her number ill send my dick since your too much of a pussy

lmao that just seems like a regular shit body woman

send the pic bro do it

stroke your cock until hard and send a pic.

no chance of face huh? perhaps you let this thread die then.

>shes an absolute milf
>posts pic of stereotypical old aunt body

This. Also you're aunt doesn't browse Sup Forums all day infecting her with a new incest fetish

>you're

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OP MUST BE FUCKING EMBERRASED HAHAHAH
>ABSOLUTE
>MILF
THAT LOOK MY DEAD MOTHER HAHAHA YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF OP AHAH

Are you going to do something, or...?