And your other gun

>and your other gun

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>and your OTHER other gun

>the knife

>you cant fire me
>I quit

>the only way to fight violence
>is WITH violence

>how many of those you got?
>how many you need?

>you can't do that!
>i just did

>Now THATS what I call...

It was funny in The Hateful Eight, though.

>Thats it! your off the case
>I'll need your gun , badge and Sup Forums pass

>You're a loose cannon
>but DAMN do you get the job DONE!

Came in to post this.

The way they delivered it in H8 was fucking great.

>and my axe

>Theres a firewall
>can you break it
>i wrote it

>come out! I know you're hiding behind the trash can behind the wall of boxes on beneath of the trampoline beside the desktop

how long will it take?

>I'm going to stop you

Im already in

>ill need 2 hours
>you have 5 minutes

Why would anyome do this? If you quit you miss out on the redundancy bonuses.

>he wouldn't hurt a fly!
>cuts to character hurting a fly

>"You and what army?"
>"Yours." ;^)

Dumb frogposter.

>I'm gonna kill you

>if you kill him you're no better than he is

>Looks like I'll have to use my... secret technique

>"Now all we need is a distraction..."
>*camera pans over to the deux ex machina*

>If you kill that man i will never speak to you again

>I'm gonna need 10 minutes
>you've got fiv-
>I'm in!

>How are you on ammo?
>I have enough
>*blam*
>NOW I'm out.

>We did it, Air Bud!
>No, I did it. Faggot.

>When do I start?
>You're already late.

Wtf! I hate movies now

>Well well well
>If it isn't the famous Harry Potter

>click
>
>click
>click
>click
>BOOOOOOOOOM

>police offer tries to solv case
>chief: but noe you can't solv case unless I says so
>Tries to anywai
>fucksup
>chief: noee protag I sed you cannot solv case unless i say so
>chief: give me your gun and badge m9
>officer protag gets depressed, walks down a rainy street with kids playing if he's a nigger
>le change of events
>officer protag solves case but through unconventional means
>cheif: whao dude you did it, here's you le gun and le badge back
>officer protag: fuk of

>"Army Dog, please! There HAS to be another way!!"
>Army Dog: "...there isn't..."
>*opens fire*

Name one movie

>Sit down class, I'd like to introduce a new student here, uhm, Jonathan.. he's a bit shy, eheh,jonathan, say hi to your new classmates ^_^
>H-H-H-H
>Okay now go sit there on the corner next to Colbert and behind Camilla :))

Stuart Little

>starts wildly hammering into the keyboard while random shit appears at supersonic speed in cmd.exe

literally happens in shrek one and two alone.and thats the same fracise

>Welcome to, Jurassic Park®™

>what's the signal?
>you'll know

but was he a nigger then or not? which one is it? jesus fuck the suspense is killing me

>5 hours?
>You have 5 minutes

memes

>he is behind me, isnt he?

>I'll need at least 10,000 years

>I'll give you 2 microseconds

>There's no way these suckers can win
>Ey man, no need to talk about dem like dat
>Yo, team, leggo! WE GON DO DIS
>Lose every game but somehow reach the finals
>We got this, we can do it, put ur hands together, GOOOOOOO TIGERS
>0-5
>Lewinsky somehow realizes his selfish behavior is what's causing his team to lose, not simply because his team is shit
>Lewinsky looks at the coach
>passes the ball
>Scores
>4 minutes left to the game
>already 5-5
>20 seconds left, coach replaces his MVP with the goofy fuck
>3 seconds left
>Goofy character gets handed ball for the first time during his entire life
>Scores goal
>yay we won da champian ship, we did it bguise

>defuses the bomb with only seconds to spare

>veiled reference to the Nietzschean interpretation of eternal return, the fated recurrence of all events across infinite time.
based Shrek.

>why?
>she/he said you were going to make a lot of questions

>"ayyuhh i wuz just breakin ya balls!"
>unnecessarily violent response

>Knock knock
>We know why you're here
>Why don't you take a seat

IN ENGLISH DOC

newfag redditors really do standout because they dont even know the meme

>it cant be hacked
>you've got 1/2 planck time

god this is probably the worst one

Goldfinger had a nice twist on that, I liked it.

>now youre speaking my language

Xavier Renegade Angel did this best

> i live my life on the fly-finger principle. I wouldnt lay a finger on a fly
>*lays finger on fly

Are Golden Retrievers the most aggressive race?

>fairly basic technobabble
>short silence
>"can someone translate that?"

>that boy needs therapy

You fucking faggot have made laugh at your post for an hour now somehow, thanks user

this makes the audience feel smart

has anyone made a youtube sketch or like short movie of all of these?
I feel like someone has done it

>that was easy
>too easy

Fortunately, he was wearing Kevlar *reveals 4 bullets in vest*

>Scientist character demonstrates interdimensional travel with a pencil and a piece of paper

>it was posted 18 minutes ago

MURPH? MURRRRPHHHHHHHH!?

>its quiet
>too quiet

>do you hear that?
>no
>exactly

>heart that?
>hear what?
>exactly

>"but what if he'd aimed for your head?"
>look into camera
>*slide-whistle*

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WHY ARE U SMILING?
IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU?
HUH?
SOMEONE'S DEAD AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?

Also in Mad Max 3

Time is relative.

>ha! you missed!
>Wasn't aiming for ya.

>l just gave you AIDS
>l already have AIDS!

Seriously, every time?

>if you kill that man he will never speak to you again

>STOP, POLICE!
>starts running

>dont look down
>I just did!

>Protagonist's badassness is established by having him beat the shit out of some assholes in a bar fight he didn't start

>It's simple, I put all the handwork in this flash drive, just plug it in, and the virus will do the rest ;)

>Kid gets superpowers
>Uses them to teach the school bully a fucking lesson

>hero asks the villain his motivation
>Villian just laughs and says the hero knows nothing

>You're evil!
>I'm necessary

>"all the evidence is right here!"
>holds ups vcr tape
>child character: "what's that?"

>Come on guys, I don't want any trouble!
>Well you GOT trouble!

this happened to me in high school :(

villain's first scene involves him killing the rookie member of the good guys

>Car smashes through a market stall full of produce

>gunshot
>fades to black
>credits

I heard nymphomanic vol 2 does this, I've only seen the first one

wh-what is happening to pepe

lol

>good guys capture villain
>decide to not kill him
>villain escapes

>Villain explains his master plan
>The hero is secretly recording it and broadcasting it across the world

>Who's that?
>That's Superhacker420
>Who?
>The guy who hacked the pentagon
>Whoa
>At age 5
>Whooaaaa
>Also he speaks 40 languages
>WHOOOAAAA
>Also he fucked ur mom