>and your other gun
And your other gun
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>and your OTHER other gun
>the knife
>you cant fire me
>I quit
>the only way to fight violence
>is WITH violence
>how many of those you got?
>how many you need?
>you can't do that!
>i just did
>Now THATS what I call...
It was funny in The Hateful Eight, though.
>Thats it! your off the case
>I'll need your gun , badge and Sup Forums pass
>You're a loose cannon
>but DAMN do you get the job DONE!
Came in to post this.
The way they delivered it in H8 was fucking great.
>and my axe
>Theres a firewall
>can you break it
>i wrote it
>come out! I know you're hiding behind the trash can behind the wall of boxes on beneath of the trampoline beside the desktop
how long will it take?
>I'm going to stop you
Im already in
>ill need 2 hours
>you have 5 minutes
Why would anyome do this? If you quit you miss out on the redundancy bonuses.
>he wouldn't hurt a fly!
>cuts to character hurting a fly
>"You and what army?"
>"Yours." ;^)
Dumb frogposter.
>I'm gonna kill you
>if you kill him you're no better than he is
>Looks like I'll have to use my... secret technique
>"Now all we need is a distraction..."
>*camera pans over to the deux ex machina*
>If you kill that man i will never speak to you again
>I'm gonna need 10 minutes
>you've got fiv-
>I'm in!
>How are you on ammo?
>I have enough
>*blam*
>NOW I'm out.
>We did it, Air Bud!
>No, I did it. Faggot.
>When do I start?
>You're already late.
Wtf! I hate movies now
>Well well well
>If it isn't the famous Harry Potter
>click
>
>click
>click
>click
>BOOOOOOOOOM
>police offer tries to solv case
>chief: but noe you can't solv case unless I says so
>Tries to anywai
>fucksup
>chief: noee protag I sed you cannot solv case unless i say so
>chief: give me your gun and badge m9
>officer protag gets depressed, walks down a rainy street with kids playing if he's a nigger
>le change of events
>officer protag solves case but through unconventional means
>cheif: whao dude you did it, here's you le gun and le badge back
>officer protag: fuk of
>"Army Dog, please! There HAS to be another way!!"
>Army Dog: "...there isn't..."
>*opens fire*
Name one movie
>Sit down class, I'd like to introduce a new student here, uhm, Jonathan.. he's a bit shy, eheh,jonathan, say hi to your new classmates ^_^
>H-H-H-H
>Okay now go sit there on the corner next to Colbert and behind Camilla :))
Stuart Little
>starts wildly hammering into the keyboard while random shit appears at supersonic speed in cmd.exe
literally happens in shrek one and two alone.and thats the same fracise
>Welcome to, Jurassic Park®™
>what's the signal?
>you'll know
but was he a nigger then or not? which one is it? jesus fuck the suspense is killing me
>5 hours?
>You have 5 minutes
memes
>he is behind me, isnt he?
>I'll need at least 10,000 years
>I'll give you 2 microseconds
>There's no way these suckers can win
>Ey man, no need to talk about dem like dat
>Yo, team, leggo! WE GON DO DIS
>Lose every game but somehow reach the finals
>We got this, we can do it, put ur hands together, GOOOOOOO TIGERS
>0-5
>Lewinsky somehow realizes his selfish behavior is what's causing his team to lose, not simply because his team is shit
>Lewinsky looks at the coach
>passes the ball
>Scores
>4 minutes left to the game
>already 5-5
>20 seconds left, coach replaces his MVP with the goofy fuck
>3 seconds left
>Goofy character gets handed ball for the first time during his entire life
>Scores goal
>yay we won da champian ship, we did it bguise
>defuses the bomb with only seconds to spare
>veiled reference to the Nietzschean interpretation of eternal return, the fated recurrence of all events across infinite time.
based Shrek.
>why?
>she/he said you were going to make a lot of questions
>"ayyuhh i wuz just breakin ya balls!"
>unnecessarily violent response
>Knock knock
>We know why you're here
>Why don't you take a seat
IN ENGLISH DOC
newfag redditors really do standout because they dont even know the meme
>it cant be hacked
>you've got 1/2 planck time
god this is probably the worst one
Goldfinger had a nice twist on that, I liked it.
>now youre speaking my language
Xavier Renegade Angel did this best
> i live my life on the fly-finger principle. I wouldnt lay a finger on a fly
>*lays finger on fly
Are Golden Retrievers the most aggressive race?
>fairly basic technobabble
>short silence
>"can someone translate that?"
>that boy needs therapy
You fucking faggot have made laugh at your post for an hour now somehow, thanks user
this makes the audience feel smart
has anyone made a youtube sketch or like short movie of all of these?
I feel like someone has done it
>that was easy
>too easy
Fortunately, he was wearing Kevlar *reveals 4 bullets in vest*
>Scientist character demonstrates interdimensional travel with a pencil and a piece of paper
>it was posted 18 minutes ago
MURPH? MURRRRPHHHHHHHH!?
>its quiet
>too quiet
>do you hear that?
>no
>exactly
>heart that?
>hear what?
>exactly
>"but what if he'd aimed for your head?"
>look into camera
>*slide-whistle*
WHY ARE U SMILING?
IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU?
HUH?
SOMEONE'S DEAD AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?
Also in Mad Max 3
Time is relative.
>ha! you missed!
>Wasn't aiming for ya.
>l just gave you AIDS
>l already have AIDS!
Seriously, every time?
>if you kill that man he will never speak to you again
>STOP, POLICE!
>starts running
>dont look down
>I just did!
>Protagonist's badassness is established by having him beat the shit out of some assholes in a bar fight he didn't start
>It's simple, I put all the handwork in this flash drive, just plug it in, and the virus will do the rest ;)
>Kid gets superpowers
>Uses them to teach the school bully a fucking lesson
>hero asks the villain his motivation
>Villian just laughs and says the hero knows nothing
>You're evil!
>I'm necessary
>"all the evidence is right here!"
>holds ups vcr tape
>child character: "what's that?"
>Come on guys, I don't want any trouble!
>Well you GOT trouble!
this happened to me in high school :(
villain's first scene involves him killing the rookie member of the good guys
>Car smashes through a market stall full of produce
>gunshot
>fades to black
>credits
I heard nymphomanic vol 2 does this, I've only seen the first one
wh-what is happening to pepe
lol
>good guys capture villain
>decide to not kill him
>villain escapes
>Villain explains his master plan
>The hero is secretly recording it and broadcasting it across the world
>Who's that?
>That's Superhacker420
>Who?
>The guy who hacked the pentagon
>Whoa
>At age 5
>Whooaaaa
>Also he speaks 40 languages
>WHOOOAAAA
>Also he fucked ur mom