If Amy Schumer were born after WWII, she'd be Amy Boomer

If Amy Schumer were born after WWII, she'd be Amy Boomer.

If Amy Schumer stole jokes and didn't have talent, she'd be Amy Schumer.

But she was born after ww2

If Amy schumer was in Left 4 Dead, she'd just be a Boomer.

If Amy Schumer was actually a massive whale swimming through the ocean, the only thing that would be different is that she would be in the ocean.

She'd be a dirigible and you know it

When Amy Schumer dies it'll be from an Amy Tumor.

When Amy Schumer dies it'll be the first funny thing she ever did.

If Amy Schumer were a boat she'd be Amy Holy Shit Look At The Size Of That Schooner

Amy Shumer? More like Angry Shoe-door

if amy schumer was a woman she'd be fat, unattractive, and lacking in talent am i doing this right?

"So Amy Schumer right... What's the deal with Amy Shumer? More like Amy Asshole Kike Shu-Nigger am I right people I mean please! [All laugh]

Uh, in the winter it's cold out, but in the Schummer, its warm. Hey turn on the AC, it's Schummer time I mean really people! [All laugh. Cheer]

if amy schumer were a bucket of lard, amy schumer would still be a bucket of lard.

If she was a steamed shrimp dumpling, she'd be Amy Shu-mai

If Amy Schumer had a bad joke for every fat roll she had, nothing would change.

Kek'd and now I'm hungry great comedy

If Amy Schumer were you, she'd reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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Dat Autism

Bruh she already is

If Amy Schumer were not a disgusting unfunny piece of pig shit she would be Amy Bloomer..

>everyone born after WWII are boomers
>Xgeners are boomers
>millennials are boomers
fucking kill yourself underage b& retard

just what is it about AS that sets off the women haters?

Either way she would still be an obnoxious fat whore.

Yum yum come to daddy miss piggy

Why does everyone hate Amy Schumer?

cu she ugly

lmao

and never makes any jokes

You don't have to be a woman hater to think that Amy Schumer is a fat fucking ugly talentless cunt

Because she is a dirty rotten kike.

Because she has absolutely 0 redeeming qualities. There isn't a single good thing about her.

Amy Shoe-turd

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Better question, why wasn't she aborted? Her parents are flaming liberals.

If there was ever a positive argument for abortion, it is Amy Schumer being alive today.

God she's so fucking ugly

I can't wait for this HAES meme to die

i bet you her asshole is so lose, fuck im so horny

I can't wait for her to fucking die