You find out you have a son

You find out you have a son

This is your son

>What do?

Post natal abortion

could be worse

Put him out of his misery right there in the store. There is no recovery at that point. No one that starts life like this will ever become anything important.

Electrocute him using CoD

Tell him to grow the fuck up and get a Playstation

>I'm sorry your mother didn't tell me about you kid, I would've done right by you. I'm sorry she took that away from the both of us, you would've been better than this. Rest easy son, it don't hurt anymore.

Step up and be a good dad (unless he's a prick) by
>Show him where the shopping carts are
>take him to get snacks that he likes
>take him to furniture aisle
>let him pick out a comfy chair
>go back to vidya zone
>pay for snacks
>set him up at the cod station like a boss

Filicide

Buy em a ps4 and a couple games... anything that will take his mind off the fact that both our lives are fucked.

Love him like a son ffs

Looks like me though I don't remember donating sperm

Did you give birth to him to with your fucking vagina?

Feed him game cubes?

put him back in my basement make fun of him on Sup Forums

Underrated, good job user.

This kids a God made that beta his bitch

Buy stock in some of the larger corporations that manufactory tendies.

Tell him to get up, because Quake Champions sucks anyways...

Typical Neogaf member right there.

Tough him up,...
incentive lifting weights and jogging with game-time.

Fuck him and suck his cock

Has already a prick, just look at the fat slob.

Sell him to the Mexicans as a slave. They'll find good use for all the fat and meat.

>could be worse

this

Straight up alpha gamer right there. Nice dubs

A future cuck

don't talk about me or my son ever again

Until someone crushes his sweet tendie skull for some Wendy's.

Make like a nigger and walk away forever.