Be me, 27 yo depressed neet virgin

>be me, 27 yo depressed neet virgin
>meet old buddy in supermarket, actually talk for 20-30 minutes
>he invites me to some student party
>be hesitant at first (i dont even study, havent gone to any parties in like 5 years) but go anyway
>location is a rusty barn with dj, campfires outside, bbq, drinking games
>turns out great fun, every girl is flirty and every guy is a total bro
>start making out with cute blonde girl I just met 5 minutes ago
>we actually totally dig each other
>we just find a place to be undisturbed
>at this point we are all over each other, hands everywhere
>eventually do practically everything besides sex, I finger her, lick her, grab her tits, she wants to give me a BJ
>I pull down my pants and I want to put it in, suddenly she makes a 180° shift and says she didnt come here for a ONS
>grab her by the neck, whisper in her ear "I have not come here for this either" and just grab her two arms, turn her around and start fucking her from behind
>turns out she is actually digging it and moaning in pleasure
>feels so good like I actually regained my manhood that slowly deteriorated over the years
>just kidding that will never happen, thinking of killing myself tbh

hows ur week been faggots?

Just do it, make it easy for all of us and commit

I kek'd, nice story bro this wouldn't happen to me either

>mfw no spaghetti or dinosaur

Pretty gud OP. Managing my dormant alcoholism and suicidal tendencies pretty well this spring. Not everybody has to be a mad alpha party animal. I'll just stick with the vidya and the music.

Stay strong, I'd say. Or kill yourself on stream. Not like I care all that much. Slight preference for the latter, but OP never delivers anyway.

>Stay strong, I'd say. Or kill yourself on stream
Sounds like a nice way of saying 'fuck you' to society but I would still advise against that

it's not a "fuck you" if people don't give a shit about you. Try and beat Cho's high score in a mall if that's your thang.

kek

obviously you would have to send the link of your stream to your acquaintances/workmates, people who bullied you in school or just people your hate in general and tell them you're doing it because of them. But I still think that's not a good idea, just to make that clear.

Nah don't do that
I was close last month, but now my novel is getting published
It wont get me any money but it's the only thing I ever accomplished

congrats. What's it about?

boring

Suicide is for pussies.

I kind of agree since it's like an easy way out, but at the same time I have huge respect for people who choose to end their lives because they were driven to such a high point of desperation where they couldn't take it anymore and the act of taking your own life still takes some fucking balls.

story was fun :)

resistance to the goverment gone bad
Like the shit thats going down in third world countries when people are tired of getting shat on just in central europe. And when the uprising starts it turns out people with the best intentions just turn into blood thirsty thugs when in high numbers, so the resistance against corruption and violence is fought by the cruel and later on greedy.
It's shit really, stole most of the good ideas from Fight Club, Animal Farm (so basically reallife, but you know what I mean) and based most characters on people that I know
Luckily I dont have depression so I was able to get shit done and actually present it to a lot of publishers unitl I got lucky

>easy way out
>implying not doing it and taking the "hard way out" makes you any better except in your own thoughts

It's your own thoughts which shape your reality, user remember that.

>Implying Solipsism isn't a big flaming bag of shit

I wasn't referring to solipsism, even though I'm very aware of that concept. I sometimes feel like I'm alone in this world too.

What I meant was the way you think affects the way you perceive your surroundings. No matter how much your life sucks, try having a positive mind set about things, I struggle with this too.

No need to be negative about your own work. I'm sure it's decent. Otherwise a publisher wouldn't bother with it.

bump

>try having a positive mind set about things
That only really works if it's the first mindset you ever develop, otherwise - every time you try thinking optmistically - reality will just come down on you and let you see how shit everything really is despite your willingness to pretend otherwise.

this ending should become the replacement for "walk the dinosaur"

week has been alright, although i have been to a few facebook pages i shouldn't and kinda fucked my mood a little. long story short girl i was going out with a few weeks back and lost contact due to the troublesome time at work is in relationship with some guy and previous ex-gf of 5 years i split with some time ago is already married and here i am on Sup Forums