Mate calls me to go to a club

>mate calls me to go to a club
>tell him I've got a flu when I'm fine just to stay home alone and watch some movies

Based frogposter!

What a based fella :)

Madman

>Mate texts me to go to a club
>Don't pick up any sluts, buy overpriced drinks, look like an autist dancing

Didn't miss much.

You shouldn't lie. It's not good for your soul.

ha ha, everytime

Those were the days.
Now I blow my friends off to browse Sup Forums.

>having friends
This place is not for you.

>mate calls me to go to a club
>i've trained mummy to be my secretary and answer my phone
>she starts to say I am available when I leap off my bed onto the floor
>bite her ankle
>she starts crying as her ankle bleeds
>tells my mate I have a flu like I trained her
>she hangs up
>I say thank you mummy and give a loud fart of approval in my diaper
>tfw those club roasties will never take me away from mummy

/r9k/ too slow tonight?

?

Nice one fucking autist, enjoy your loneliness

What are you suggesting? I go to clubs pretty much every weekends with my friends

I just wanted to say home today

clubs are always shit. used to go with my mates at uni and we'd always end up in the middle of the dancefloor surrounded by sweaty idiots.

pubs are way better.

holy hell that made me kek hard

>alienating myself from society to spend more time hiding at home on the computer

>
>that moment you actually need people so you have come back crawling and begging and essentially talking to strangers

...

>tfw so lonely you start striking conversations with random strangers on bus stops

you fuck off cunt

>bus stops

You're a normie.

no welfare in my country is shit and I have no living relatives, so it's either work or die of hunger

i am at this point, one of my few remaining friends' brother is friends with my own brother and a couple of days ago he told me my friend was worried i might be dead because of me ghosting him and everyone
i am afraid this will be me in a while

>Mommy's friend calls while She's in the bathroom doing a stinky
>pick it up for Her
>it's one of Her friends asking if She wants to come to the club
>tell them Mommy isn't feeling well
>She's actually perfectly fine
>I just don't want to share Mommy with anyone

upvoted

>oneitis calls me to invite me to watch a movie with her, she is home alone
>tell her my tummy hurts and that mom will be making tendies so i cant go
>stay home watching twin peaks and shitposting along with my Sup Forums bros
>mom is actually alcoholic and theres no food on the house

upvoted

>social circle keeps getting bigger because of my job and me playing in a band
>besides that I have my old group of friends from high school
I sometimes just want to stay at home without offending anyone

>not convincing your mate to come over
>not watching a movie with homosexual undertones
>not taking advantage of your mate's piqued interest in homosexuality
you goofed, hard

>not getting drunk before the club

Forgot
>one of my friends asked me to play acoustic guitar with him to accompany some girl he just met who sings
Please let this girl be an unfuckable fat mess with no friends oh please god

Do you ever find yourself actively wishing for the sweet release of death?

yes

They'll all drift away eventually and you'll miss it once you realize you've become just another lonely old fuck.

The majority of posters there are normies. They are outside doing normie saturday night things.

Yes