Be European

>be European
>go 1 hour west
>you're in a new culture, different history, separate language, castles, pastures, ancient ruins
>1 hour east
>new culture, different history, separate language, castles, pastures, ancient ruins
>1 hour north, new culture, different history, separate language, castles, pastures, ancient ruins
>1 hour south, new culture, different history, separate language, castles, pastures, ancient ruins

>be american
>go 1 hour north
>same people, same language, looks 3rd world, niggers

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finally someone said it

finally someone said it

Tbh this is what we deserve for genociding the natives

at least mexico is only 2-3 hours drive away for me :(

>1 hour south, new culture, different history, separate language, mosques, pastures, ancient ruins
fixed

>be norwegian
>go 1 hour north to oslo
>same people, same language, looks 2nd world, niggers

>No high speed rail
>Can't get to another oasis of relevance in just a couple hours after a quick trip to the train stop
>Have to fly, or drive for hours and hours

>be Michigan

>go one hour south
>farm fields, cows, rednecks

>go one hour north
>farm fields, cows, rednecks, trees

>go one hour east
>niggers, crime, violence, murder, drugs, and Canada

>go one hour west
>niggers, religious people, trees, farms, rich people, more niggers

>go one hour southwest
>niggers, niggers, niggers, crime

>go one hour northeast
>niggers, niggers, niggers, crime, drugs, abandoned auto plants

reeeeeeee

Europe is big buddy.
This is where i can go in one hour

Not him, but gimme a kek.

You can drive to Stuttgart or Amsterdam in less time than it takes from me to drive from the middle of my state to its farthest corner.

It's a big place

Oslo is basically third world aside from karl johans gate, trust me i've been there

t. Andrew Pedro Pulawski
Don't beat yourself over something that neither you nor your ancestors did.

Source,
I want to do it for my city.

Europe is big and dense.
It's not my fault if your country is vastly empty and if there is absolutly no city of interest to visit.

oalley.fr

I'm neither complaining about the United States nor criticizing Europe.

Realistically at what time in the morning would you have to leave in order to bypass the day traffic?

From your location you can take a day trip to Brussels, Amsterdam, Cologne, or beautiful French cities for only 30 Euro and a few hours.
A weekend trip to London, surf in Cornwall, to Zurich or Grindewald and taste the delicious chocolaites with crips mountain air. Even to Lille to see subhumans if you wanted to. I can only do this last one, everywhere. For hours, and hours.

How?

What do you mean, how?

The new world was a mistake

Except New Zealand

>be me
>go 1 hour north
>get shot

This is a matter of perspectiv, from my point of view isolated nature is something barely findable in my country.
This is something i miss a lot.

We are poor though. We don't have the incomes of Americans or Australians to take the plane like you would take the taxi.

>day trip from Paris to Amsterdam
Lol no

>this is what americans actually believe

>tfw entire country is packed with nature

How, is what I mean. It's all well and good to say you can, but how? Humans aren't birds, we can't just fly over the congestion of our travel and transport infrastructure.
Just how long would you get to take in these places in a one day trip over "a few hours"?

Even so you could end up spending half you day at the airport.

I have no clue, as a true parisian i don't even have my licence to drive.

Technically you can, Paris to Amsterdam is 5 hours

>england

JUST

CHOP

Well yeah you fucking retard europe is not a country the usa is

>Be Russian
>Go
>Get massacred

>Americans under 40
>Making good wages

Honestly very odd going down to England desu

I know, but driving 10 hours for a "day trip" is out of the question, at least for me. Unless you want to spend at least half of your trip driving, that is.

>t. took a stroll around oslo city for 2 hours

MY

Varies depending on location but for me in the South:

>be English
>Go 1 hour north
>Rich commuter Villages+beginning of rural England, maybe even some Drugs
>But pass through niggers to get there

>Go one hour east
>Backwater villages and flat stormy beaches
>Drugs

>1 hour south
>Seaside towns
>Drugs

>go one hour west
>towns and angry farmers
>also Drugs

TREES

TREES

>he can't take a overnight ferry to Gdansk

DOWN

just for this thread, Swedes are NOT european. You are scandinavian. Get it right.

GUVNA'

>be Canadian
>don't

I agree, fuck Europe, glory to the north

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WE

Was is Autism in the end or something else?

>was it autism

>e fan

So it was crippling isolation, I can understand that.
Poor lad. If only we wasn't just a sperg, and all.

>same language
reeeee
that's because the dialect genocide in the 1950s if people only spoke properly you'd hear a different dialect but nooooo

what happened?

>not having military industrial highways
I can cross 3 state lines in that time

Using the Talys high speed train between Amsterdam and Paris takes only 3,5 hours though

in my case that doesn't work

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