Whats the cringiest thing you've ever done /b? I'll Start

Whats the cringiest thing you've ever done /b? I'll Start..

>be me
>be few weeks ago at uni
>all my friends are going out to some bar that has karaoke
>say fuck it and go out since last week of class
>get super fucking drunk
>almostblackedout.png
>get to bar
>everyone putting there name and the song they want in
>in drunken state decide I want to sing too
>go up to DJ and request song
>all my friends go up and do there song
>all pretty popular songs
>almost everyone in the bar sings along to every song
>" Alright next up, user, will user please come to the stage"
>my turn
>at this point I was stupid drunk
>go up and start belting out this song at the top of my lungs
>music sounds louder than everyone else's songs think the DJ just turned it up
>in my head im absolutely killing it,
>can hardly hear the music over how loud im singing
>song ends and i look up
>everyone in huge bar staring not saying a word
>my mfw when the song was I Miss You by Blink-182
>mfw nobody sung along just stood around awkwardly
>literally ran out of the bar all my friends laughing their asses off

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How the fuck OP

> dancing with *dykes* to get some pussy smell around me

> getting people to think I'm queer as folk

> friend zone so hard some random grandmas on the street through me kisses and I actually respond in kindness

>be me
>lvl 21 some shity job in netherlands, i dont speek dutch
>its break time i want to eat
>wow cool machine with cool food
>fck i have only paper money
>and in my poor english some women if thay can change my money
>thay dont understood
>thay give me their food im embrased and try to deny but its to hard so i take from them that sandwich and go to my sit
>after a while thay still give food, some fruits and other stuff
>never have been so embrased in my life

>I Miss You by Blink-182
well thay wont miss you for sure

>don't waste your time on me your already a voice inside my

How the fuck what

>be me, 13 years old
>friends dare me to dive into a trash container
>say I'll do it for money
>they accept
>go around asking for more money
>I actually dive into a container
>teacher rushes to get me out of there
>made about $50

> Be at friends party
> Girl with amazing ass talks to me about random shit
>Girl seems interested, but I am to retarded to notice
>Fast forward about 2 hours
>Girl and me sitting alone on couch, asks me why I got a blanket on me
>"Well my feet are cold, can't feel them"
>She offers to rub them for me, does it for about 2 minutes
>"Thanks, that felt good."
>Girl leaves and does not talk to me anymore

My friends cousin who also looked nice rubbed my thigh when I say I was cold outside, reacted the same way.

1 year later and I was thinking back at that moment, realize how autistic I was.

Don't feel bad, user. Signs are hard to read.

I never go to any parties, but I decided to go to one my friend's organized after our high school prom. Like 4 different girls offered my alcohol, one of them tried to get me to drink like 5 times, I rejected all of them. 3 years later I still can't tell if they liked me or if they were just being nice.

Its ok user autism is what brings all of us here

Assume the latter, play for the former.

>3 am on Saturday night
>browse Sup Forums

its 4 am for me

>be me
>at school, next class is in about an hour
>crush arrives "hi user", she sits next to me
>didn't sleep last night, ask her if I can lean on her and sleep for a minute
>"sure user"
>wake up an hour later, she's still there, my face is on her lap
>realize I drooled all over her from her arm to her lap

I don't know if she realized. She was friendly to me at the moment and even a day after that, but then for some reason she stopped talking to me. Literally, I would go up to her and she ignored me while I was talking to her face. Oh well, she's a weeaboo now so whatever.

Quality advice.

live and learn bro

we all fucked up one time or another lel

better to have fucked up than never had the chance to fuck up at all

most emberasing so far

>Be me
>decide to start talking to a 8/10
>Only thing I said was "Hi", and then walked away
>Jump to a week later
>Once again say "Hi, the names Nick"
>Jump to another week
>Say "hi", and walk away
>Eventually I began to think I was acting too wierd
>stopped doing anything
>kept walking past
>mfw I actually did this stupid shit.

kek

Had something similar happen.An old german guy bought me a strudel once because I looked like a bum.I still ate it though.

Happened tonight
>be me
>taking kids rollerskating
>monster boobed girl handing out skates
>completely hypnotized by her fat tits
>girl hands me skates and tells me to "have fun"
>say "you too"
Gah retard me. But srsly epic fat girl tits

>ride bicycle all the way to the other side of the city
>fall into mud
>ride home with mud all over my back
>random people stare and laugh

Thx.

xD
it was bad for me couse i thay propably throu i was asking them for money for food! can you imagin that?

>Be me
>19 in second year of college
>Be in second year Japanese class
>there's this cute girl with a portal sticker on her phone
>too autistic to talk to her
>I'm actually pretty outspoken in class maybe even funny sometimes
>she suggests we should hang out sometime in the middle of class
>I respond "yeah we should all hang out sometime" while looking at the two classmates next to us
>realize I just publicly rejected her like a faggot
>near the end of the semester there's an art festival
>just the two of us in class before anyone else gets there
>tells me she's going with some friends, asks me if I have any plans to go
>tell her I don't know
>conversation just dies

Why do I cuck myself like this? I just don't understand. Literally on a silver platter and I'm too fucking retarded to just say yes.

wtf and that was most cringy in your life? pff

Ok, you're beyond redemption.

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>college
>japanese class
Dafuq
What college?

collage of faggotery

Yeah, my life is pretty simple

It gets worse

>18, freshman in college
>be in my English class
>notice this cute short-haired, light skinned Arab girl
>kind of tomboyish but still pretty feminine
>I actually ask her out to the football game
>she says maybe, gives me her number
>the day of the game text me and tells me she's going
>I go to the stadium and meet up with her and her friend
>I'm kind of awkward because I didn't expect her friend to come along but in reality I'm just a retard anyways
>I get a text from a friend of mine and convince them to come hangout with some of my high school friends
>they sit at the end of the row talking to eachother while I hangout with my friends
>eventually she tells me "hey user it's getting kind of hot, wanna head back to campus?"
>I tell her "sure, they have buses right outside the stadium, you can leave whenever you want"
>her and her friend leave
>don't realize what I said until days after


I should be put to the sword.

>getting drunk before karaoke

Is this an American tradition?

the sword is too good for you

I thought Japanese would be pretty common as a foreign language based on demand? Where do you go to college?

Well, at least now you realize it, no?

They teach a bunch of different languages at my college. I don't know if Japanese is one of them, but they teach French, Italian, Spanish and English for foreigners.

I was cringy as fuck in HS I was so close to becoming a weeb it's not even funny.

Drunk stories are fun. I made out with a fatty at a bar when I was hammered. In my mind she was a solid 8/10. Then while I had my tongue in her mouth I realized that my buds and everyone else was looking at me like WTF??? One of my buds pulled me away and after I sobered up they showed me pics they'd taken of this piggish slob. Yuck.

Lol shit man that would suck

Not that cringy but more embarrassing

>In military
>In my advanced training after Boot
>we are required to wear hats (covers) anytime we are outside
>wake up a little late for class, not too late, if i rush to get my uniform together I can make it to march-off
>get dressed in record time
>whereishat.png
>can't find my cover anywhere
>remember my roommate was talking about how he couldn't find his cover last night
>figure that he must have taken it
>walk outside in uniform w/o cover
>look like giant asshole
>have to walk to the other side of base to buy a new cover from the exchange
>start walking out pass some Petty Officers
>they yell at me
>I explain my situation
>They understand but tell me to put my hand on my head all the way to the Exchange
>Walk past Quarterdeck with hand on head
>Walk past my division with hand on head
>Walk past Admin Building with hand on head
>Walk past CO with hand on head, he laughs
>Walk past more NCOs with hand on head
>They laugh
>finally make it to Exchange and pay $15 for new cover
>Get to class 30 mins late
>Have to explain why I'm so late
>Get back home that night and fuck up roommate for being an asshole
>Go to sleep

Don't know if anyone will find this interesting, but I thought it was worth sharing

Fucking seriously? Wow dude, how did you not go home and kill yourself after that horribly horribly embarrassing situation? I wouldn't be able to walk outside ever again, frankly! Fuck you

This is my last major failure besides a couple of disappointing dates

>be18 freshman in sociology 101 class
>notice this redhead girl in first row all semester that is pretty outspoken
>develop a crush on her
>muster up the courage to talk to her on literally the last day possible
>we are just supposed to show up to class and hand in our papers
>I wake up early to make sure not to miss her
>hand in my paper and wait outside for an hour and a half for her to show up
>she goes in and hands her paper
>starts walking off and I follow her
>looks back every once in a while and I pretend to be looking at the squirrels
>she goes to the library
>eventually I sit down next to her
>"hey you're X from Ms. Teach class right? I just wanted to know where we're supposed to turn in our papers"
>she tells me the time period is over and I should shoot her an email
>ask her how to email a teacher
>she explains
>sit there awkwardly for twenty minutes pretending to study
>decide to leave
>"thanks for the help, would you like to get some coffee sometime?"
>"uhh thanks user but I have to study for finals right now"
>"ok maybe some other time"
>I actually add her on FB and she accepts
>we actually start talking
>she likes comics, video games
>meet her again at some club day or whatever
>convinces me to go to her club thing
>end up joining her club and going to meetings for like a year just to try and see her every once in a while
>eventually ask her out to lunch walking out of a meeting at like 9 pm in pitch black
>can't even remember the rejection
>leave club after my uncle killed himself
>never saw her, never went back

haha EPIC dude

We had a whole Japanese minor that people could do, I did it out of interest but ended up using the credits to fulfill a language requirement.

I came in here and responded to this post

just today, fun enough. At least, that I remember.

>be me, today, 18
>at work
>talking to one of my managers
>she's ok. Most fun of coworkers to talk to. Gets memes. 6/10 too short (I'm 6' and hate feeling like a giant. Go figure most of my coworkers are less than 5'8". Laugh it up, but 4 inches made all the difference in your girl [original joke {50 layers of irony}])
>she makes some chillatas (like the lovechild of a milkshake and a smoothie)
>making chillata puns/jokes back and forth. Normally a master, but I'm a bit off so i get my ass handed to me
>she takes blender off the blenderpad
>explodes up
>don't say anything
>she goes to squirt chocolate sauce into it bc she forgot before
>say first thing that comes into my head
>"everything you touch explodes"
>not trying to be sexual. just making a statement.
>she gives me a signature look that idk how to describe just imagine someone laughing and appearing somewhat angry but maybe a dash of appreciation for the joke and it's just impossible to really describe
>"what?"
>she mentions it's a sex thing

throughout the rest of the workday, I continue to accidentally make sexual innuendos.
>pic related

at one point, I say
>"I should have worn gloves. I don't like my hands feeling all cold and wet."
and she gives me that same signature look.
>"What? Tell me HOW that's a thing. What, like Elsa from Frozen?"

idk the full context, but at one point i also end up saying
>"I smile when I hate myself"

>was smiling throughout the day

>Me and girl are no longer together
>Text her late one night asking how she's doing
>no response
>Next day text her that I still think about her and hope she's doing well
>no response
>Next day ask her why she won't talk to me
>no response
>Tell her sorry I upset her and never text her again

I hate that she's somewhere in this world thinking of me as pathetic.

It's ok user. If it makes you feel better, I think of you as pathetic too.

you are cancer

I'm definitely pathetic, I just hate that she specifically thinks I am.

But that's the thing, what makes you pathetic is that you care what she thinks. Stop self-pitying yourself, start hating yourself. You need to force a dichotomy between past you and present you. Hate your past-self and blame him for your failures. At least that's how I live with mine.

>texting your ex
only young people and retards do this

I am at least one of those things.
Possibly both.

"user, you can touch me,"

"Nah, it's okay,"


It wasn't okay

Okay, somewhat old story but still makes me cringe.

>Be me, 10 year old autist.
>Play game with only friend which literally involves seeing how high you can
>hit a sponge ball
>Both have a tennis racket.
>Two assholes in my year keep taking the ball
>Leave for five minutes
>Come back
>Friend looks pissed off
>points
>They have the ball...
>Although I was a scrawny autist; I was really fucking aggressive.
>Get within a few metres, throw the racket like a frisbee
>He ducks
>Hits a kid in the bottom year
>Look of shock. turns to horror.
>Blood everywhere
>He had to get stitches in his eyebrow.
>Have to write formal apology.
>Years later, still feel like a massive douche.