Fluffy Thread!

Fluffy Thread!

Does anyone have first part of this?

And whatever comes after this?

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For whoever wanted the fluffy being scared of a broom in the last thread.

These lil fuckers are fun to draw.

Thanks!

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why do i like this Fluffy shit so much?

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and why are there always chickens in these threads?

I'm not sure.

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not me i do like just dont know why
i think so

Fluffies are like humans. Stupid, selfish and doomed to inflict horrific things on each other the second they get the chance. All while feeling special. Oh and valuing certain ones above others. They value the offspring that looks most like them the most, killing or leaving the ugliest one. A Pegasus or unicorn is highly valued by them, even though their traits are useless, but if a offspring has both traits it is stomped to death. It's so satisfying seeing them die such horrible deaths!

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It's afraid of forever sweepies.

Fuck, I wish I'd thought of that when adding text. That fucking pun.

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Really hoping for a follow up to this. BBC vs fluffy anus.

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>Every fluffy comes to a point where they just give up and no optimism they ever had can fix it
>You also can reach that point and say the same words they say
Wan die

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the fuck is wrong with you people?

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I'm trying to write a story where a fluffy is either threatened with it, or thinks that having to sweep things up is forever sleepies.

I don't know how to do it, though.

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:( i would have been happier if he kicked the flufy out at the start. that way it wouldn't have been abused by shit feeding AND would look much better and be healthier.

now it ate shit and looks like it got into a fight with it's eyes looking like that. and the Human is out right stupid to begin with because after the fluffy threw up it's shit it was eating he got upset cause it threw it back up !

that's the logical thing to do. you shit down someones mouth and try too make them swallow it . he or she will most likely vomit it all back up ! it's the reaction anyone would expect and probably do them selves if that ate actual real shit. and he got mad at the fluffy for it. seriously . if that human ate shit he would probably puke it back up too .. does that mean he should be thrown out of his house ?

make something eat your or it's own shit it's gonna get sick .. who would of thought. dumbass logic right there

Beautiful Fluffy with lovely fur nice color tail and cute nose

no

get that blacked shit outta here

Two new wolfram_sparks posts on the booru today.

Mummah Wub Babbehs, Babbehs Wub Mummah !

The feral ones do, at least in most headcanons

what was the other post?

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Where else do you hang out when your not tormenting the fluff abusers?

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Kweh.

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Fucking answer me you fucking bird.

Kweh.

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I really hope Wolfram Sparks doesn't end this story with Murder or Abuse or Torture cause that would be too in original and anti-climatic for the finale. honestly tho... it's probably gonna happen that way :( I feel so bad for this Fluffy. it lost it's baby ( a present from it's mom ) and the fluffy is traumatized enough as it is. especially not having legs and now it's only Baby get's killed :(

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it doesn't want it's mother anymore cause it can't get down. poor fluffy ... being tormented like that.

:( poor beautiful Soob Mummah Fluffy. it just wanted nummies for Tummy Babbehs

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Poor Mummah. that dog deserves to be Shot in the head :) or put down at the Vet ASAP. Fluffy needs nummies for miwkies for babehs !

TAKE HEED MY ACOLYTES, FOR A NEW CHAPTER OF THE FIRE CULT HAS ARRIVED EARLY!
>Be me
>Fire god
>dicking around with my cult
>phone rings
>pick it up
>its my sister
>literally in tears
user! PLEASE HELP! THEYRE EVERYWHERE!
>she sends me a video
>her yard has reached a severe level of fluffy infestation
>about seventy
>laughing my ass off
>tell her ill be on my way
>grab dragon
>grab Fire Kit, but not the robes
>grab the two bigger griffins of my four
>pack dragon into back seat with griffin, another in front next to me
>hour long road trip to her house
>finally arrive
>she's trying to beat some with a stick
>theyre mobbing her
>this is some fucking marvelous shit
>grab axe
>let out my griffins
>time to kill me some fluffies
>make a beeline for my sister
>griffins will handle the crowd well enough
>grab one off of her leg
HEY! WET SMAWTY DOWN!
>crunch.ogg
>snap its spine
>hurl it at another fluffy
>start spinning around
>leaving a trail of death in my wake
>sister manages to get the fluffies off of her
>smarty yells
HEY! WUN OW GET BIG OWSIES!
>laugh
And What would you do to stop me?
>sister screams
user! Look!
>look
>literal giant made out of fluffies
>theyre all stacked up to form a human shape
>about 6'3"
>shits getting real mate
Cont?

you can get a answer from retards like him

You are WAY too hugbox for these threads...

>look
>literal giant made out of fluffies
>theyre all stacked up to form a human shape
>about 6'3"
>shits getting real mate

>Giant stack of fluffies
Continue pls

I'm clearly falling for bait, but they clearly deserve to be culled. Its defence mechanism is literally asking the dog to stop. How can it thrive outside of human care?

I made something for you senpai.

Kweh!

So both Chocobro and Firebro are here today? Wow.

I'm glad you like it senpai.

What the fuck man? The fluffies are forming megazords now?

You are aware that Sup Forums is down to its last dozen faggots, right? Haven't you noticed that every day is the exact same threads and mostly the same posts in every thread?

CHOCOBRO IS THE ONLY ONE I WILL ACCEPT. FIREBRO IS A WANNABE POSER!

Kweh.

>implying you spend the time to look through the threads and take note that the post are similar

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Trips don't lie

been that way for years now with one or two new threads popping up to replace or add to the existing ones.

Hurry up and type fire boy. Your tale has gained my intrest and i do not like waiting.

>it has large sticks in each hand
>starts striking at me
>let myself get hit with one
>expect it to have the force of at toddler
>smacked in the chest with what feels like a Baseball bat
>start trying to parry with my axe
>its fast as fuck boi
>get lucky
>chop off the head fluffy at the top
>the rest of the fluffies are pissed
>new smartie climbs ontop
GIB WUSTEST HUWTIES!
>griffins bust out the dragon
>apparently they can unlock doors and seatbelts
>dragon scares the fuck out of the giant
WUN WAY!
>they all sort of melt into a big bulb
>stomp on them a fuckton
>few that live run away
>sister thanks me
>she's covered in small bite marks
A-user, have you ever seen something like this?
>this is fucking new
>didnt realize fluffies have this level of communication and coordination
>hear crying
WAAAAA! NU WUN WAY! SABE FWUFFY!
>one fluffy didnt run away
>its spine seems to be smashed
>crying
NU HUWTSIES PWEASE!
>pick it up
>it shits all over her yard
>it looks less like a yard and more like an area from Borderlands
>turn on the Fire God's voice
WHERE ARE THE REST?
>its scared as fuck from the voice
NU CAN TEWW! NU CAN TEWW OW FWUFFIES GIB HUWTSIES!
ILL HURT YOU IF YOU DONT!
>throw it to the ground
>its leg breaks
SCREEEEEEEEEE!
>walk over to it
>get ready to slam 'n jam
More soon!

I am unsure how to feel about fluffies forming megazords... Are they going to make a gaint one composed of hundreds of fluffies?

Bump

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I feel like you're just headed for maximum ridiculousness at this point.

Not that it would be a bad thing, mind...

Bump

Bumped

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Story dump.

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>sister stops me
A-user, wait! I-Is this necessary?
You don't understand! If we dont root it out at the source, they'll keep coming!
>fluffy trying to crawl away with its one good leg
wegsies huwtsies..... wan die.....
>grab it
>beckon the biggest griffin over
>its caked in fluffy blood
I WILL FEED YOU TO THIS BEAST LIKE CARRION UNLESS YOU TELL ME!
>it has no more shit to spew, but plenty of tears
PWEASE! NU HUWT! NU HUWT! HUUUHUHUUUUU! FWUFFY TEWW! FWUFFY TEEWWWWW!!!
>its finally telling me
I-I-IS BY BIG JEANY MAN WAMP!
>the Genie's lamp
user? What's it talking about?
I know where that is
>we gun have some fun
>snap the fluffy's neck
>feed it to the griffin
OH MY GOD user! HOW COULD YOU?
Well it wasn't gonna live long anyways!
>tell her to patch herself up
>drive home
>grab full fire god kit
>pack my car full of shit,torture tools, weapons, anything that can hurt mostly
>driving back
>meet sister in her house
>she's covered in band-aids from the fluffy nibblage
>ask her if she's ok
Y-Yeah, just a bit scratched up, it's allright
>tell her about the tales of the Fire God
>she's in awe the first two chapters how anyone could be so cruel
>tell her about the third chapter
O-Oh my god user! Why would you do that? Of course they're angry, you killed a mother!
>tell her about the fourth chapter
>she can hardly believe about the things that happened
Y-Y-You r-really did all of that to those t-t-things?
Yup.
H-h-how could you?
>hear stomping
>look out window
>shit nigger its another fluffotron
>grab the deadly duo, WD40 and Lighter, don the robes
>see that the fluffotron is attacking a housecat
DUMMAH MUNSTAH! GET OWWIES!
>steps on the cats leg
>sister runs out,cat cries in pain
The Tales shall continue, my friends

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Yaay, that was I, Dust. Thanks!

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This is good. Dont disappoint us fire boy.