So hypocritically Sup Forums inexplicably obtains a tv channel. How do you think it would go? What content would it air...

So hypocritically Sup Forums inexplicably obtains a tv channel. How do you think it would go? What content would it air? What orginal programing would it create?

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>hypocritically
it's hypothermically

BLACKED

Agents of Sheild
Arrow S3 and 4 only
Star Wars: The Clone Wars CGI show
Supergirl
reruns of Star Trek V and Generations and Nemisis

because we're contrarian shitheads

It'd be a nonstop loop of the plane scene from TDKR.

maybe that dillon spinoff show from predator

The bumpers and channel branding would be bane and cia themed

In all honesty it would start out like most low budget startup networks.

Reruns of a huge backlog of old shows from syndication. Maybe every hour or so would be themed after a different board. Have ww2 documentaries for Sup Forums, cartoons and capeshit reruns for Sup Forums, old fumination anime for Sup Forums, etc.

Maybe one or two orginal shows at the beginning. Most likely a variety show and something like tosh.o

Sup Forums could have an Alex Jones-esque show with yelling and conspiracies

original content ONLY
we have this channel completely paid off we can air whatever we want

It would play the plane scene from tdkr 24/7

Problem Child 2

finally my terrible ideas can see the light of day

24 hours of Joe Rogan dropping truth bombs. Raw and uncensored, time to wake the fuck up

Come and take a look for yourself
vidya4chan dot com

OP didn't ask what Reddit would broadcast
OC only faggit

To Catch A Predator marathons 24 hours a day

I want a show once a week, in the 1-3 am slot, where my buddies and I get drunk and shit talk over an episode of MST3k. Commenting on the commentary so you have to listen to three layers of bullshit

Lazy Town and Pretty Baby.

what's stopping us from doing this and why aren't we in the process of taking over some shitty sports channel no one care's about and stealing their spot.

Money and centralization. We'd have to organize enough to get it done

We could use public access tv

If you want to get this together, sure, I'm game. Let me do some research

Sup Forums doesn't "do" things unless they're introduced as random sudden threads

Someone's never been to /tg/

publicaccess.se/communitymedia/cat/

Where you want it

just to clarify i wasn't discouraging the idea
in fact i directed both of Sup Forums's movies and the second one suffered from the effect of them not doing anything

Yeah, that tends to happen. Might work if we just take Sup Forums content and try to get it on the air. That way, everyone is involved, and has motivation

>pol gets a tv show in south africa

all those shows are shit except clone wars, everyone likes that, even here you newfag

The S4S Fun Hour would be an anime club acknowledging whenever it his double digit broadcast timings and would never be scripted. Rated PG.

capetowntv.org/

We could try and get it super late night

Would it be pro-white propaganda or 24/7 BLACKED videos?

H-H-H-HIJACKED
youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

Them spliced together. That way it evens out, and gets on air

this could actually work
there's a steady supply of Sup Forums youtube channels, anti-black documentries, and old cartoons.
plus live broadcasts from Sup Forums users

We're not racist here you Sup Forums shitcunt.

It can't be obscene or pornographic. Should call the station, see what we need to get on

I'd watch this one

>literally make this exact thread 1 week ago
>get 0 replies
>get a 3 day ban

>>get a 3 day ban
Why were you banned?

Every now and again during commercial breaks, it would be aired. Normies wouldn't know what to think of it, it would be hilarious.

>shitcunt

Lol no-one who isn't a Tumblrbaby talks like this, we all know you just stopped yourself from saying 'shitlord' too.

>To Catch A Predator marathons 24 hours a day
I'd watch it.

it was "off topic" for the "film and television" board....

Would getting a cable access program be that bad of an idea? I think its 100% possible, and worth its own thread, if it would catch on

maybe once we actually got the channel people would start making content for it hopefully before normies notice it and see an oppurtunity to shill their autistic ideas

We could try to just get one program on the air, full of tv sutism

>Frick'n liberal
Dropped

>Sup Forums movies
Where?

Reruns.
Sup Forums is so well-known now that it produces nearly no unique, distinctive content anymore. Now it's a glorified meme machine, and the posting style here can be found on any forum or comments section across the web.
inb4 Sup Forums was never good, that's not the argument I'm making

vid.me/C7N4

here is our tv show user
vid.me/tw0R

It would be shit.
Reruns all the time

/tg/ gets a call-in roleplay show, callers act as NPCs or something
Sup Forums has the redeye block with a 2am-5am broadcast, something like Coast-to-Coast AM but about politics and current events instead of Mothman or whatever the fuck that guy talks about
/soc/ has a reality dating show where the contestants are the losers who go on /soc/
/cgl/ does cosplay tutorials but their show is incredibly poorly advertised and most people forget it's even on
Sup Forums does letplays and esports
Sup Forums does a music video block where the playlists are submitted by users online and randomly selected. Guest hosted by WT Snacks.

Most of my ideas contain some sort of element of audience participation, because to me that's what is emblemic of Sup Forums. We don't really have big-name posters anymore because the main boards are all too huge and fast. Maybe pull some old namefags and tripfags from back in the day

Sup Forums will get its own show that everyone else laughs at and viewers won't know if its satire or not.
Sup Forums might get their own show if they can be good and come up with something non-gay
none of the other boards you listed will be allowed within a fraction of a centimeter of Sup Forums tv studios

This is the only acceptable answer

Every time an attractive female under the age of 30 appears on screen the picture cuts to black.

Armed guards to enforce global rule 15

>vid.me/tw0R
This is a beautiful piece of surrealist art

David Chase gets off his cute white ass when?

Otherwise. No joke.

von Trier, FUCKERS!

>Sup Forums
>satire
I assure you it's all real. We really do hate muslims and niggers.

Why not just do it?

You could create a whole mirror site that only allows video submissions, broken up by the same subject subcategories as it is now, and every video gets played in sequence. I might leave that on.

Straight futa porn 24/7.

firefly in the correct order

That picture is so painful

If you're a redditor then sure.

Do you want the pic of Mohammed getting fucked by a pig?

20 hours of CP 4 hours of Anime.

>Why not just do it?
$

and lots and lots of it.

Remember Sup Forumstv?

All you fucking need is a script that makes a nonstop youtube playlist forever

not even pol takes pol seriously, thats the joke. you newfags just keep getting trolled to oblivion

Running a TV channel needs more than that, dude.

We would air the contrarian collection on sundays, with such kinos as:
Watchmen
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
Equilibrium
Superman: The Man of Steel
The Adam Sandler Comedy Feature
and
Prometheus

youtube.com/watch?v=kVkv3F3tfsY

>not even pol takes pol seriously
Not the case anymore.

I bet you're a Hill supporter from /cgl/.

why

I bet you're a Bernie supporter from /y/

You have to pay an assortment of bills and fees to run a TELEVISION CHANNEL.

You're under the impression it's doing a stream-channel, which is not the topic.

>Not the case anymore.

This.

Make colleges free again

Been here since 06, have seen /new/ rise and fall, only to rise again under a new name. The satire/sarcasm is gone. It's no longer ironic, because being ironically racist is honestly for fags.

>so
>not extremely
>hothead

Yeah, my way is better because it's cheaper. You have to start small, son. You start with the lemonade stand, and if it makes money, you start a multinational lemonade conglomerate.

You don't jump right to the expensive thing. Save the ad revenue from the youtube channel is the tv channel is something you truly want.

kek

Just because people are unironically supporting Trump doesn't mean that are really racists now. I honestly can't see how anybody who isn't corrupt in their soul wouldn't do anything they had to in order to keep Hillary from winning the election.

>Save the ad revenue from the youtube channel

You only get a dollar per 1000 views, so this isn't worth much.

This is also assuming this is new material you are broadcasting and not something other companies own.

>new programs
Inside Sup Forums - go from board to board each episode analysing board history and culture

meme exposed - talk show discussing only the greatest memes and the hottest up and coming memes

>the satire/sarcasm is gone
maybe on pol directly, don't shit where you eat and all that.

i look forward to filtering the next wave of your cuck and black cock threads that im sure were created unironically

>your
I have zero desire to make those, so don't even try to pin those on me.

...

Yeah, so it'd take a long time. Whatevs, bro.

There are faster and arguably better methods to setting up a channel, dude.

Like what?

Do you even have a game plan yourself?

How does one go from youtube account to actual television channel?

C O M I N G S O O N

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