>be me, 3 days ago >28 yo introvert >download meetme app, meet 7/10 chick that needs phone >she is massage therapist, i have a bad neck >i also have a spare phone >make deal to get 1 hr massage for just phone >she says sunday works, don't chat much else >flash forward today, she msgs me and says can do today, i give her my num >i agree, she says around 6 >6 comes around, didn't hear from her >be 20 minutes ago, get text >"can we do this later? in was thinking around 10" >i agree
we texted a bit and i learned she has no boyfriend and only lives with her kid. what am i in for? she's not being flirty or anything, i dont. if this chick is attracted to me when i get there, am i getting laid?
Christopher Carter
what do i do?
Hudson Reyes
How can somebody be 28-years-old and this fucking clueless when it comes to women? Instead of treating her like a fucking holy object treat her like a human being. Doing so will help you hide some of that blatant autism and give you a better chance of at least getting to know her.
Jacob Taylor
i wasn't trying to get to know her, and she isn't really trying to get to know me. she isn't interested in dating, her meetme profile made that obvioious. how am i treating her like a holy human being? i just want a massage because i have a pinched nerve in my neck and she is liscensed.
Kayden Collins
You obviously are unable to read properly, moving on.
Landon Brown
well, thanks for your halp
Oliver Collins
she hasn't texted me back yet, any input from anybody else?
Julian Bell
its getting closer to 10, im going to take a shower so she doesn't think im a smelly fuck. it's 90 degrees here
Nathan Rivera
Good idea
Nicholas Barnes
something i just realized, she doesn't even know my name. i used a stupid emoji as my name in the app, and she never asked for it. she never asked for a pic of the phone or what kind of phone it is either. makes me think she has other intentions?
Aaron Anderson
pull the naked man OP do it for the lulz
Adrian Kelly
update us if you're still alive after.
Jack Barnes
Don't read into things. When dealing with humans, err on the side of incompetence and complaisance rather than conspiracy and greater intent; she doesn't give a fuck, she just wants a phone and she'll rub your neck if it means she can get what she wants and get it over with.
That said, be chill and not clingy and see where it goes.
Hunter Myers
lel will do, what do you think is going to happen?
Easton Wilson
Once I fucked an asian gril off Meetme like 3 or 4 years ago and she didn't know my name. I had a shitty made up rapper name (i'm white). She never texted me back after that (blocked me too, still don't know why to this day) but at least now I can say I fucked an asian.
I met some girls off of there, it's ok.
Matthew Morris
thx, will do. the clingy thing won't be a problem
Jonathan King
yea this chick is black, and i am mexican. i grew up in the hood, so i kinda give off that vibe. ive never been with a black chick before, grew up in a small town with barely any folk of color
William Ortiz
be safe OP though
Christian Gomez
Nah you likely aren't getting laid. Just treat it like a business transaction. Enjoy the massage--I hope your neck feels better!
Chase Nelson
thx bro. i have to drive 20 minutes to get there into the city
Henry James
>be safe OP though
>this chick is black
These things are mutually exclusive
Cooper Walker
thx!
Aaron Morris
Kthxbye
Joseph Sanders
lel im not too worried. theres nothing really she can steal besides the phone, which i don't care about
Jason Cruz
What about your life user?
What if you knock on the door and a bunch of niggers jump out of the bushes beside the door and carry you in the house beating your ass to near death, grab the phone and shove you back down on the ground outside or something
Easton Flores
I think you're going to get robbed, you kind of deserve it too.
Gavin Brown
I've been thinking the same thing, didn't wanna say anything
He might get killed too
Gavin Green
This is really sad
Parker Watson
I have been around the country and done a lot of sketchy things. I don't think you're going to be robbed. Stop reading into it.
Logan Mitchell
Classic ambush... she wants the phone but hasn't asked to see a picture of it ? Sounds like she wants to steal the shit phone and your own phone and your wallet and your car and your anal virginity and your shoes and your hair style.. be safe
Nolan Powell
lol thx guise, like i said, i grew up in the hood. i know how to fight and ive been jumped before. but i really don't think I'm going to get robbed here. its not a very good phone anyways, less than $100
Evan Barnes
thx bro, neither do i
Liam Rodriguez
>update us if alive if not, ask her to post an update for you. It's the least she can do.
Colton Gonzalez
If its your first time meeting her then no don't count on it. But it is definitely a chance to get to know her and charm her.
Aiden Watson
Keep the kid in mind, because that shit can and will lock you in.
Jeremiah Hall
lol thx bro
Connor Williams
seems plausible, thx
Joseph Kelly
ill make sure to tell her
Caleb Hall
>meet around 10 9:23 user
hurry up get get over there!
Leo King
I think the worst possible thing imaginable (other than you dying) would be if you missed the appointment because sperging out on Sup Forums.
Cameron Foster
i just got out of the shower. it takes about 20 minutes to get there. i haven't asked for her address yet, i just know the area she's in. i still haven't heard back from her
Mason Martin
lel im trying not to let that happen
Jaxson Scott
>i haven't asked for her address yet >33 minutes left >20 minute drive
kitten is go for launch
Gabriel Gomez
bump for OP's pinchy neck
Blake Jones
>10pm
hurry up therapy grill! op can't stay here sucking dicks forever!
Aaron Kelly
still haven't heard from her
Austin Lee
still here?
Camden Green
Op are you heading there or not? My dick is flaccid at this point this is ridiculous
John Long
yes
Samuel Reyes
not yet, she hasn't texted me back. she doesn't have a phone, obviously, she said she is using her kids tablet to text from me. I'm guessing she is putting her kid to bed or something?
Josiah Lewis
She is a prostitute. She thinks you're a cop.
These are all codewords.
Autism.
Christopher Brooks
lel
Justin Baker
aww :c
sorries
Jackson Thomas
Use protection you stupid nigger. Who knows how many dirty niggers she already fucked.
Josiah White
This happens a lot and if you call the police, they say you were trying to solicit for prostitution and arrest your beaten down ass, negroes long gone no where to be found.
Leo Harris
this doesn't happen a lot
Hunter Harris
ok here, she just texted back. got the address. omw. wish me luck. all i want is a massage
Chase Lee
Talk to any cop, paramedic, or ER staff, yes it does.