In this thread we are all at a Jewish summer camp

In this thread we are all at a Jewish summer camp

how much will it cost?

Where are the showers?

For the weed? 15 dollars a joint.
Do not throw your roach in the woods. We had a fire a couple years ago because of that.

Pine Forest Camp

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Na! No way! Not falling for that again!

I can't concentrate here.

hey guys! look what i've got! it's Mad magazine!

When are the guards going to feed us again?

True story, in 2005 I was a counselor at a rich kid Jew camp in PA.

Camera phones had made a leap from potato quality to pretty decent. Every kid had one.

One night I told them all that with texting and cam phones one day they will see famous tits and ass from hacked phone accounts.

I predicted the fappening at a Jew camp 9 years before it happened.

You know the rules, 3 feet on the ground at all times.

Lucky they didn't know you were a prophet. They probably would have crucified you.

I brought penthouse.

wtf? I only have 2 feet. how many feet do jews have?

Jewish "summer" camp

I call bottom bunk. Have to plug in my cpap machine.

Why do the girls get actual apartments? What the shit is that?

woah..... where did you get it?

It's a make out rule. It's so they don't go too far. It's like you've never been to camp before.

counselor. Do not ask what I had to do to get it.

alright... hey... why are the pages all wrinkled? it looks like it got a little rain on it.

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Fun fact, most of us got handjobs

Mostly my tears. I feel so dirty now.

That one kid just showed me his "pink eye". Is there a reason why a 12 year would have a bloody prolapse and a porn mat?

Good thing I already planned on getting baked today.

OOGA BOOGA WERE DEM JEW BITCHES AT?

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holy fuck, there's a meteor heading right towards us

Having a blast at Jewish summer camp

"We are Squirts, we are Squirts, we're so kosher that it hurts"

Last day at Fat Camp