What is this guy's end game?

What is this guy's end game?

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to get cucked out of a movie role

>people like him
>endgame

i don't think you understand how this works m8

Liver cancer.

all 6/10s lmao what a failure

A bunch of roastie pussy.

Extra Arby's sauce please!

OD at the age of 35

He must be depressed knowing that he'll never have a true female companion but just a bunch of washed out roasties who are attracted to money

Probably get arrested or at least has his wealth taken away.

following me on soundcloud

This guy gets it.

He's a manlet, and his behavior is exactly what you would expect of a compensating manlet. He hires women from those party agencies to hang around with him.

itt Sup Forums is just jealous of a superior white cock

>people like him
You know he's paying all of those women to spend time with him, right?

6 x 6/10 = 36/10

I'm ok with this

this

you would all kill to be trade up for his life and you know it

I'd like his money, but not his life.

To put a bullet through his head.

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I'm just saying, it must be a sad existence to spend your days frittering away daddy's money on expensive luxuries and literal prostitutes, all so you can take photos with said prostitutes on your said luxuries and post them online for people to argue about.

I mean, the man claims he's "living the life" but I would bet you my soul that deep down, he hates himself.

Literally the c-team of a shitty strip joint, this nigga just tries way too hard.

>playing with daddy's money, all his life
>cuckolded out of a bigger role, in a movie he paid $1m of his daddy's money to help finance
>ugly as fuck
>has to hide it with excesses of facial hair
>hires hookers to pretend they "love" him
>most likely drinks and cries himself to sleep
>got pec implants

I'm crying. Crying with laughter. Rock on, Dan.

Dan the man with a plan Schneider

if i had money i think i'd just seclude myself in a nice cottage out in the country with a big library

i dont desire sensual pleasures. i dont desire recognition. i just want contemplative solitude.

Except if you considered what those fractions meant logically, it would be 36/100.

No I doubt he really thinks too deeply about things

Another massive heart attack

do you know how to math bud

point is: you're wrong

Do you know how rating women works? The ratings don't compound based on how many women there are, because otherwise you could just fill a room with ugly fat women and say they're "collectively" hot.

>cuckolded out of a bigger role

>to get cucked out of a movie role

explain?

>try to be Navy SEAL
>wash out
>pay $1million to pretend to be one in a movie
>most of those scenes are cut out anyway

JUST

Nah, that's not how orgy math works.

He paid like a million dollars to be in a movie and his contract said he had to have something like seven minutes of screen time and a hundred words, but he got a fraction of that in the final cut and he shit himself over it.

if you think about it this guy might be getting more pussy than most of us but in the end he will end up alone with no one that really loves him, he will either get cancer and die, get killed, kill himself or die alone in an old people home

I would never want to be a fake fuck like this guy and the money hungry whores that follow him

>white

...

36/60 ~ 3/5ths reduced
got u guys are retarded

He gave 1 million to Lone Survivor, in exchange for having a sizable role. All but one of two of his scenes got cut, most likely because everyone on set hated him because he's so narcissistic.

for the 1 millionth time. I would just want his money. Hell, I probably would get hookers from time to time, but I sure as shit wouldnt stage photos of them pretending to like me and then post them on facebook.

So they're all average of 3/10?

>paid money, screen time gets cut

Sounds like a breach of contract? Did he sue? Or did they give him his money back?

He's trying to be a male version of Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, someone who's famous because he or she is famous.

So far, he's failing.

This isn't the same as rational math you fucking shithose

You're doing the math wrong, goober.

Nobody even knows who the fuck he is outside of instagram so he's definitely failing

Of course it's a breach of contract, but who gives a fuck what he did because he's a fucking faggot

To die of a drug-induced heart attack, he's already had two of them

ahahaha whew welcome to hollywood kid dont let this town ruin you

Hahahahaaaa! Hilarious!

My friends told me this site was funnier than 9gag, and they weren't wrong. Comedy gold XD

I hope you guys don't mind if I put this on r/Sup Forums

also does anyone know of a software that can screen shot multiple posts?

all me

>fucked YesJulz
>fucked Claire Abbott

I doubt he cares at this point, I'd be able to die happy after that.

Can't be all you--it was all me! I'm da Joka, baby!

amen brother

Kek
You sound like a jealous fat girl or a white knight.
Its always this kind of logic
>kid is rich
>sigh he will never understand how to be a child :(

>ugly as fuck

someone post him without his beard

It's pretty common knowledge that these instagram stars are taking highly staged photos for these things. As in, they took some pictures and then went home. They aren't actually having these "parties" that you're made out to think are happening.

How is that delusion working out for you?

Everybody is always jealous of this guy, and fantasizes about living his life. But never forget, this faggot nobody pals around with Justin Bieber.

Meanwhile the true player Dicaprio refuses to let the Biebs sit with him at clubs.

>got pec implants

This can't be real, it's just not possible for a man to be this insecure

I would do like Nathan from ExMachina...even if it killed me in the end....

If anything am more jelous of beiber than dan

One
>made songs that will be remembered for a long time
>doesnt need daddys money
>lolis all over the world love him
>milfs all over the World also love him
>can support controversial candidates like Trump and get away with it

It's not delusion. Instagram makes money for people. Look at the pictures. Nothing ever looks like this, all staged and shit. If this was real, they'd just be hanging out in the hot tub talking about shit, not posing in some cool "woah look dan's in the middle and they're all topless smiling and giggling at him oh my ;3 so cool B)"

It's not even a nice day. Why the fuck would the be in a hot tub? It's like overcast.

>In June 2015, Bilzerian announced his bid to run for the President of the United States in the 2016 election.[39][40]

What ever happened to that?

>pac implants

>roastie

please keep this word on /r9k/, thanks

Because Dicaprio is the Ultimate Based Chad.

>Weather looks like its about Rain
>also looks windy as fuck
>get in hot tub and yet

>This can't be real, it's just not possible for a man to be this insecure
Dude you visiting chinese board for anime porn

Of anything that makes me more secure
This guy will never have the balls to show a japanese pillow on public

He looks worse than a slav

PFFTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Vapes in public.
>Is the Ultimate based chad.

>you will never have this beard

Thats not a real picture of him without a beard by the way. The resemblance is pretty striking though.

Heres a real picture

probably has like 10 livers on standby

Wow he looks cute

that's the point.
Based chad can do whatever he likes.

wasnt he suppose to be in john wick too?

Source on Leo dicaprio not being chill with Justin bieber

I actually like Justin bieber

Instagram likes

>ugly looking

You faggots really are pants on head retarded.

thewire.com/entertainment/2014/08/justin-bieber-repeatedly-humiliated-by-leonardo-dicaprio/375489/

I guess it was during the whole Orlando Bloom fiasco

Lol that's great

Leo is the man

>fucked Claire Abbott

wtf i hate dan now

100000% this
I would have a self sustaining fortress in the middle of nowhere and no one would ever know I'm alive

this is wrong

i konw a girl from highschool (holly mellard) that went to one of his parties
they drink all day but i dont think theres as much sex as we assume
just a lot of flirting
girls seemed to stick to themselves a lot and guys too

Based Leo

Putting roasties and cunts in their place

Not Sup Forums related

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wih that out of the way: the guy clearly feels empty inside. nobody goes out of their way to showcase their extravagent life on the internet if they dont feel the need to be validated.

He probably saw her on instagram, thought "I'd like to fuck that", then just messaged her, paid her, and did it a few days later. Imagine having that kind of power.

he does though

someone please post the facebook comment where someone calls Dan out and he is insecure enough to comment back

A lonely death

>Bilzarian