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>swamp limp bizkit edition

>pastebin
shit thread already

You do know this guy is a racist, right?

SALOPE

deal with it faggot :^)

DIE ALREADY

>FAQ

yikes, nu-male thread from the get-go

I need more black metal with spectacular keyboards like these ones. Don't let me down.

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post the album you're listening to right now

Sabbat - Envenom

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wow finally gotten round to listening to this

>faq

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it's for new users, so they don't ask stupid questions here

name a single thrash album faster than /meal/ today

we haven't had it for like 2 years

Hahaha oh man, what innocence

any DoDS worship bands? or something similar

>yikes

tumblr please leave

our single greatest defence against nu-malery is that they out themselves by asking stupid questions

Swallow the Sun?

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To celebrate the previous thread reaching bump limit so quickly, give me the fastest metal you know.

CAN YOU HELP ME

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Everything Origin, basically.

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Spectrum of Death

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get

loser ass beta faggot

fuck

Post albums only nu-males could ever like

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Watch it be /kpop/

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god damn it

It's nearly always going to be them. They're the most active general on Sup Forums
Don't know why they're still allowed though, they never discuss the fucking music

>cajun linkin park edition

fuckin gooks

not a fan, thanks for trying though

>they discuss korean girl feet without getting banned
>I get banned for posting t. nu-male 27 times

>this is who you discuss metal with

>I get banned for posting t. nu-male 27 times
and you deserve it too

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ME on the left

serves you right, you closeted self-loathing nu male

Sup Forums mods are nu-males and take it very personally

absolute nu-male band

Post the fastest and heaviest metal you got
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>posting t. nu-male 27 times
you should be banned after the first post desu

salty AND triggered

me on the right and u aint gettin none

t. nova-masculus

>2009
those were the days

>break rules
>get banned
what a concept

oh fugg

>being a rule-male

>act like a nu-male
>someone calls you a nu-male
>respond like a nu-male

what a concept

>Power metal with entry level growling to represent metal

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you forgot the "I'm a fa-"

This t b h desu

vovoid - terminal redux

so what did people here use to insult each other before the nu-male meme

>faggot
>nigger
>hipster
or any combination of those three

>You do know this guy is correct, right?
ftfy

nu-male was the first word posted in /metal/ and it will be the last

mostly hipster or poseur

blackie

atmoshitter

>You do know this goy is (((correct))), right?
ftfy
Atmoshitter

For some reason I always thought Vader started in the late 70s as a NWOBHM cover band.

I also thought they had formed the band to get out of working in the coal mines, but I just looked it up and that was Sodom.

explain yourself

wimps and poseurs

I thought David Lee Roth was the singer of Led Zeppelin

please notice me, only-other-Byzantine-fan-on-/metal/-senpai

What's some good death doom to play while I watch my wife's son's black friend fuck my Orthodox Christian, Aryan daughter?

MANOWAR MANOWAR LIVING ON THE ROAD
WHEN WERE IN TOWN SPEAKS EXPLODE
WE DONT NU-MALES CAUSE WERE TOO LOUD
JUST TRUE METAL PEOPLE THATS MANOWARS CROWD

not him but I used to listen to them during my groove metal phase
good times

I really don't know user. I had always thought it was kinda cool that they started off with NWOBHM, then moved on to thrash, and then moved on to death metal, just getting heavier and heavier along with the rest of the metal scene.

probably some Mournful Congregation or Officium Triste my dude

What are you listening to right now?

psychedelic pop

how about this
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/metal/ is too fast, I can't handle this
can anyone reccomend me some of the slowest doom?

thinking man's Manowar

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Not the slowest but bretty slow at parts
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post these

Is slamposting dead?

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Solid. I really enjoyed my first listen. Stand-out tracks were The Aura and Cracks of Light. I think I much prefer it to Opacities, though the comparison is slightly unfair.

wiggers have a lifespan of 3 weeks

But they also reproduce like rabbits

Thankfully I filled this long time ago so I don't have to do it again.

apparently

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I dig this drummer

that band puts on a pretty brutal live show

good stuff

Good drumming makes or breaks slam desu. If The Anomalies of Artificial Origin had generic drums, it would be a completely shit album.