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First for traps are gay

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Ded thred, ded cunt tree

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunedin reporting.

Fire is going, it's toasty-ish.

How're we all going today?

Central Chch here. Alls good up here mate.
Except my tummytum doing somersaults, things are brewing, might have to take the phone to the little room for twenty or so disgusting minutes.

Sounds like a heavy flow, get them maxi pads.

hi jenga

That's pretty shit

Yeah Im not sure thats gonna work.

I'm not Jenga.

My own fault. Ate an out of date packet salad for lunch. Tasted off, I knew I was playing a dangerous game.

This time tomorrow I'll be all good again and prolly 4kgs lighter.

tfw you realise Grey Worm from Game of Thrones is a music guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=iiqF9KRgyck

Quick and shitty way to lose 4kgs in a day, though..

Never good to eat expired food, though.

We the future now where you can't tell if what you are fucking was born that way or created.
Creatures that have been mutilated into another dimension should have to legally tell you that they are not what they appear.
False advertising is a crime.

quora.com/How-much-energy-is-required-for-a-human-cremation

How do I convince Wellington girls to have a threesome with my girlfriend and I?

If you can't tell the difference between a Frankentwat and a woman you're a faggot.
Both of you be attractive and offer her money.

I'm digging it.

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Are you both attractive ish

>Wellington girl

Auckfag reporting in how was your weekend fellas

pick one up from estab you fgt.

Dunners reporting.

I've got like 5 day old beef mince in the fridge and I'm still pretending it'll be okay. I'll find out when I open it, I suppose.

Evening

Fuck man, it should be all good.. had a roast pork, been defrosted and frozen like 2 times. all good.

lads

I agree with this user...
Trips confirm.

Just thermo nuclear the shit out of it in the microwave. At best you will lose a few kg's for the weekend.

them trips
checked

Yeah nar, 5 days in the fridge. fat could be off. who knows wut else they put in there mince mix if it from a store.

>me on the left

>Just thermo nuclear the shit out of it in the microwave

this. sound advice. the NZ Police would also like to say to make sure to blow on it before you eat it.

>Christchurch

Trips of truth. If I die I'll have you to thank.
I'm lucky enough to have a gas hob so I'll probably fry it, but thermonuclear all the same
>always blow on the pie
Horse meat lasts pretty well so she's no fuckin' worries, mate.

>horse

the fucking french

also checked.

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post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

Lol. I must be sick, I didn't even see what I did there. Ty for reminding me.

Also returned from first toilet run. Not as bad as I thought. Just tucking into some caramel slice, cant get enough of it into my mouth. Fucking gagging despite being crook.

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that you Q?

its not snek enough.

>only hav 2 for shit posting reasons.

well its been a long time, these threads still around

>not recognising those tits on sight
You have a taker

Know me well.

your mum said my snek was more than she could handle.

Nah I was just asking cause you rarely find good looking couples. I'd also need to be blind drunk.

Everyone's thinking it, I may as well be the one to ask. What's the state of your vagina like at the moment? Are you shaved or what?

If you knew me you'd know that question.

Er, that answer.

>I'd also need to be blind drunk.
So it needs to be a Tuesday?

Fuck man. QT white grill with jew nose messaged me on OKC. How do I proceed?

*Wednesday. But yeah I only get the urge to screw people I don't know when I'm totalled. Even then I probably wouldn't.

>mum jokes

gon' post them knees?

Suppose I'm new here

Notice anything different?

newfag

My god this is the most pleb taste in the thread

I will literally cuck you

I have fat knees :(

What's an idboo?

fetlife. lots of bi lezbos on there

The ghost of IDbro. How fucking new are you?

so your not going to post your knees?

Well all these old photos from my mega are no longer shared around, thats an improvement

my first time here actually. What's happening?

>What's an idboo?
>The ghost of IDbro
kek'd

The amount of newfags is increasing, odd time of the year for this actually usually happens around the end of the year

Got anyone from west auckland?

people from all over
but cbf puttting it all up on mega and, some whiteknight will just report it again

Dunedin femanon reporting in

>now its a cuck insult

Show the hole that caused that blood.

Ugh gross. Actually spend money on your sanitary pads. Fucks sake.

You can't just spray and walk away

chuck it on vola

Sinead Hall, Massey

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Q stopped posting pics

MOAR!...without the note in the way ...

.. why?

q just show your fucking babyhole

hey Q. thoughts on males under 6ft?

I have absolutely no heightist agenda since I'm nearly a midget
As long as you're taller than me. (5ft2)

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what agendas do you have?
just hate dwarfs

cos the pussy behind the note looks tasty....

If tumblr is good for anything it's all the asian raceplay pages. Fucking love that shit. Went a bit overboard with it at uni. being a 6'4 white guy with a perfect cock. My first semester I went through 2 of them to the point where one filed a complaint against me for racism. Also I broke up her marriage. And the other one is now a lesbian I hear. Good times.

You mean what I'm looking for right?

PUT PAPER IN PUSSY

>perfect cock
>turned her lesbian
pick one

sure, why not

Well good looks and Independence of course.
Someone who isn't going to turn trap.
Someone who is thoughtful.
Someone who isn't an asshole.

Basically a unicorn.

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YOZA WHOS MY GANG BITCH TONIGHT G

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WEA DA BITCHIZ AT

i thought people only came to Sup Forums to chat up traps or post pics in their new panties

People with tattoos on their face aren't bad, or tough or scary. They got fucked by their dad.

Q what colour are your eyes?

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