Would you rather:
1. Not be a pedophile and everyone thinks you are one.
Or:
2. Be a serial child molester catholic priest and nobody will ever know.
Would you rather:
Sebastian Walker
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James Ward
2.
Ayden Williams
real quality thread here
Jayden Edwards
Go back to fapping to traps faggot.
Kayden Turner
rite?
Jack Wood
>and nobody will ever know
There is a downside?
Jaxson Williams
I'd go with the first choice, fuck what people think they think I'm a fucking weirdo anyways cus of my social anxiety
Thomas Lewis
This.
Kayden Johnson
Does either choice involve me being a Nigger?
Christian Wood
quints of truth
Dominic Sanchez
Holy shit, quints.
Ryder Bennett
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Josiah Hughes
You're secretly a catholic priest.
Liam Cox
I'd do anything to not be a priest
Ian Lopez
All choices involve you being a nigger.
Fucking nigger.
Connor Anderson
Not a good priest if it's a secret...
Aiden Martin
Where I live there was a homeless dude everyone knew and one night two brothers invited him home for a drink. One of their girlfriends did not want him there so she said she had searched on her computer and he came up on a list of pedos.
They beat him with a golf club, shit on him - literally and drilled out his knee cap. They were going to drill out one of his eyes but lost their nerve. He had a fractured skull, broken jaw and the orbit of his eye was shattered.
Turned out she was lying, they all got long jail sentences including the girl.
The two brothers expressed geniune remorse and pleaded guilty at the first opportunity. The girl pleaded not guilty and never said sorry.
Any of you fuckers who would choose option two have clearly never been out in the real world for years or live in a fantasy world.
Henry Perez
Wasted get
Angel Reyes
Fuck it I meant option 1 but I wouldn't want to choose either option to be honest.
Jace Smith
but your story tells me i get beat up if i pick 1
Adrian Wood
Yeah I got mixed up on the options because option 2 is shitty as well.
Jacob Anderson
Depends if they were above 12 or not
Brody Barnes
That's fucked up.
I thought people were all talk when they say what they would do to a pedo...
Brayden Jones
Josiah Hall
this guy is the only motherfucker here that is sane
as soon as you all start communicating you fuck it up
William King
The only sane motherfuckers would choose the unwritten option three. Not be a pedo and be well respected.
Liam Torres
priests are protected and option 3 does not exist in op's world
Noah Scott
>chick is a fat ugly cunt
Gee whiz what a dang ol surprise right thereabouts
Alexander Cooper
Yeah these people are not fine examples of humanity. They are all like that here.It is tough where I live. There is not much money for gym memberships or personal trainers.
This was just last week, they took out his teeth with a hammer and chisel, sliced open his nut sack and made him eat his testicle, made him have sex with a dog and then dumped his body but went back for his bank card.
Hypothetical situations don't really play a part where I am from.
Connor Morris
2 obviously. The Catholic church has compounded interest on billions of tithes over centuries. To bugger little ones AND try to pilfrr that shit? Yeah, sign me up and show me where we keep the candy
Jose Hill
How do you eat your nut without teeth?
Ian Martinez
Depends where you are from, some places i guess they would just give you the cold shoulder.
Here, they prey on the weak, so if you truly are autistic then at some point you could find yourself in trouble.
Adam Gomez
I think the timeline was eat nut, smash teeth.
Maybe that is why they only did one, or perhaps he swallowed it whole like a quails' egg, except they don't really eat quails' eggs round here.
James Watson
Paul the Britbong Paedo is happy being a paedo.
Liam Gonzalez
I know him, he lives in Bournemouth.
John Gonzalez
Yup, that's him alright. Fucking Paedo.
Nathan Brown
Bout time someone drilled out his kneecaps.
Nathaniel Long
Yeah you know it!
Liam Walker
i mean, i can just stop raping kids so ill go with the second one
Thomas Thomas
This cow needs to suffer.
Cooper Evans
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