yo Sup Forums
I have a huge faggot here that I need to prank/ fuck with because he's being a douche to everyone
I have his
-first/middle/last name
-birthdate
-phone number and email
-school student id
-school card id
-pictures from facebook
-parents names and numbers
-parents PO box and zipcode
wtf do I do?
rape is the only solution
I don't want to physically harm him
GTFO because Sup Forums is not your personal army
take his phone and call in a bomb threat to the nearest hospital
I'm asking for suggestions, not for you to do anything
lol that's too much
Shit on his doorstep. then send a picture of it to him with your number hidden
rape him lovely
Fake accounts to start.
On everything. You'll need a new email if you can't get his.
...
Couldn't it be traced to me if someone looks into the massive amount of new accounts made with his email?
Yeah, the ip. Even from sent emails.
That's why you use a vpn.
If not, use some public WiFi and borrow someone's else device.
but borrowing someone elses device would just lead back to them and then me
do you have his credit card number or dick size?
Oh...you literally understood borrow and then you went on to imagine a thorough investigation on this.
No one will care.
Get an old device that's not on a cell network but has WiFi then.
Or swipe one, temporarily if it makes you feel bad.
no credit card, but his dick is probably really small
did he fuck your gf or something OP?
sounds like hes stuntin on you zozzle
btw change his social media emails to throwaway emails so he'll never be able to login ever again
most vpns cost money, you have a limited use of data
i highly recc of using sock5 proxies
another thing you can do which is a oldie but goldie: get a voice changer and dial his number with *67
just say you're gonna rape and murder his entire family, impale their bodies on front lawn
now i'm going to be honest, he's not going to be affected by this
if he's really a "douche", this wouldn't even make him flinch
if you do this, it won't be long til he figures it out after you spill your spaghetti, you spineless fuck
heres a protip:if you need help to fuck with someone, you're a pussy and should be able to do it yourself with ease
What a stunning 180 this post did.
Just got pissed right in the middle it seems.
fuck off and die faggot