What is you're job, salary and age? I'll start:

What is you're job, salary and age? I'll start:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 an hour
>37

>chef
>wendy's

Pick one

good job, that's the joke

Stale pasta is stale

Sage goes in all fields

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Car Mechanic
$18.97 an hour
18

Sage

Chef at wendys lol. Wendys dont have a chef, they only have losers who can't fry a shitty fuckin burger

Plumber, 19.5$ per hour, 27

Newfags every where. Just post your occupation and pay you basement dwelling neets.

ATM field technician.
$21/h

NEET - Not Employed, Educated or in Training.

DoD Contracts. $70k/year

Nintendo of America. 26. $14/hour.

IT Manager
24.75/hr

>>Implying I didn't post a contradiction on purpose.
Lurk more faggot.

Junior developer making in-house data analytics tools at a mutualfund firm.
$32.50/hr

Oh, and 24.

Marten transport truck driver
.36c a mile 15$ a stop running grocery freight for Walmart
25

>work in healthcare
>$32 / h Australian
>22 years old
>about to graduate with first class honors

broker
Commission based. Pulled 340k before takes last year.
27

Director, R&I at a "Natural" cosmetic company

$130k/yr
About $20k in annual bonus

security guard
30$ hour
26

Currently an intern ($15/hour) but will start modeling soon ($300k / year)

18

Where do u guard for that kind of money?!?!

I'm 32

Programmer
$95/hr
53

22
US Navy
Like $2.75/hr but it's 24hr pay. Idk. I make like $38k a year.

NSA pls

IT Specialist for retirement home company
18.50/hr
18

Underwriter
Insurance broker
17k brit poonds starting will up to 25 in a few weeks
18

Iceland

Heavy equipment operator
21
$20/hr

Did you just start? Is it hard? Does it require a CDL?

Doesn't Iceland have like the worlds lowest crime rate? Whats the point of a security guard there?

21
Carpentery.
500 a week.

how old are u. do u have an plans
ohh and
hospital food service
$11.50/hr just got a raise

University research-portal developer (Java)
$110/hr.
27

Beautiful

IT, and electrical engineer
24 $/h
18

what kind of strudying did you do

It does, but it is still required it for homes and businesses ect. I work in houses for asylum seekers witch has spiked in recent years.

>I work in houses for asylum seekers
Ah, makes sense. Stay safe buddy.

Tim Hortons
10.70/hr
18

experience

wt 2.75/hr wtf.
it makes up for it over thime but still it looks bad

23, investment specialist at an asset management firm, $43 hr or 90k yr

Alice Cooper Tribute. Pay varies from £60 - £100+ per booking and size of event, set list lentgh etc et. I'm not rich but i'm not poor either and i'm happy with life.

Security manager for a mall
18 GBP/hour
31

Business Intelligence developer
$108k/year
25

Texas, college graduate, white, grew up poor.

24
Cozy Night stock job at a grocery store.
$12.00 an hour
18- 19k a year.

Military/Defense contractor - IT analyst.
34 years old
88k/yr

no college

Public works fleet mechanic.
31 $21.17/he free health insurance

Software developer in training
22€/hour

>Grounds keeper at cemetery
>12 an hour
>20

43
Self employed IT consultant
Average around 130k (sterling) pre tax pa

Where you based out of, soldier?

screw you guys,
19
helping around bakery
4$/hr

server at panera type place
$9.05/hr
18 as of yesterday

happy birthday!

>Job 1
>Computer programmer
>$60k-ish a year
>Mid to upper 30s

>Job 2
>Homo-ner
>???? a year (hard to keep track when 100% of revenue is reinvested)
>Still mid to upper 30s

wow it must suck to be American.

>bartender
>$35ph
>22

what does sage mean?

Microsoft tool support
L2 team
About 8000 USD per year in INR
29
Started from scratch was so poor at one time had to sell my bike for food.

>21
>Meat Department of Food Lion
>$9.25/hr

Fukin noob... Filthy newfag

$80k product manager, getting married were both not planning on having kids. 32y Grew up poor, azn.

I just asked what it means, not sure why you need to be a dick about it.

Me?
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75 an hour
37

Who is the fucking faggot that starts this thread on a daily basis. Fuck off already.

22. Was making minimum wage plus tips. Start PA school next week with a derm who will hire me when I get out. Go from 8.05/hr to 80/yr starting then build into 120-130/yr in 5.

Not even mad.

Tesco POLAND
$3/PLN12 an hour
21(student)

File papers
$20/hour
22

31
Repair Technician for PLCs (control robots)
$18.00

How many "immigrants" are they taking?

Sorry.. this was the same answer what I got about 4 years back..

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Basically its Halo's design for controlling the flood.

Functionality was removed over a year ago.

Overnight Stocker @ Wal-Mart
$12.73 / h
19

Are you guys always such spoil sport.

> telecoms
> $14/h (factored out the 36 days paid holiday to Americanize it)
> 24

wait how poor? like you went without food and heat sometimes poor? or you mom and dad only made 150K combined a year kind of poor?

i see now, thanks.

3rd engineer (Marine) Cruise lines
4800usd monthly

pay =/= work put in + stress
but lots of bitches and food free

factory machine operator
13$Hr
36

fucking sucks because this is what people were making doing this job 25 years ago

>chef
>working at Wendy's
Pick one.

>commercial hvac
>$42/hr
>30

>About 8000 USD per year in INR
Only 8000? How do you survive? There's a missing 0 right?

Retail worker
$9.75 ph
25

People still actually still fall for this decade old bait? Holy fuck.

>school cafeteria worker
> alternating currently between 11-14/hr depending on position of the week
>important to note positions also vary on time, from 4-8 hours, where 4 is 11 and 6 is 12 and 8 is 14
>26

don't make enough to live on my own tho

Where is the "whoosh", genius red dit faggot?

29
Unemployed
Been selling books and shit on eBay to support myself since I lost my job.

The former is the lowest class in the third world, and the latter is top 5% in the developed world.

Think there might be something in the middle there.

Manufacturing $34 p/h Aud. 26

>Planet Fitness Branch Manager
>45k/yr
>27

Badly translated from swedish but Informationleader
$17/hr
22

same here im 22. starting programming education so im not a dead beat for all my life

Yeah, because the real losers are not the ones who have been here for years.

i ask because i grew up real poor

i almost froze to death in my sleep once, didn't get to be that guy who came up from nothing but at least I have a place I can call home and not have to worry about food and temperature

>Marketing coordinator at a nonprofit
>$35K
>24

>Law Student
>(-20,000/year)

Feels bad man

Heavy construction equipment cleaner
$11/hour
22