Was Steve Irwin the last great man?
Was Steve Irwin the last great man?
Stop shitting up Sup Forums, cunt.
He was like a father you wish you had. Cucked almost an entire generation of fathers with desk jobs whos kids wanted their dads to be badasses. So, yes.
He was a true bro. I never realised how good a man he was until I got older. A genuine Australian.
crikey
Steve Irwin was the biggest cuck alive. Every single one of his gator wrangles was a set up. A fake. A fucking phony!
Who died when his bull penetrated his heart with its cock
in one of his shows, he noted that the croc he was wrangling had a beautiful backside, just like his wife
how can anyone not like steve?
One of them. There are still some left, but they're dying out fast, and the SJWs couldn't be happier about it (at least, until they need someone to save them).
He pulled a barb out of his heart, what a dumb ass. Getting killed by a sting ray is like the lamest way to die.
Trump is greater
Faaaaark what a top bloke
He put Straya on the map. I loved the Crocodile Hunter shows back in the late 90s and early 2000s.
Dont talk about my Crocfu like that
>tfw I will never take Bindi Irwin on a date and have Steve pat me on the shoulder and whisper into my ear "You're alright mate, you're alright"
>he put Straya on the map
that was Crocodile Dundee mate
... I have.. dust.. in my eye. Yes...
He's to Australia what Jackie Chan was to China. Except he actually was a great guy and Jackie is a communist faggot.
I think I'd actually be the happiest man alive if that happened. I didnt realize what true happiness was
Yeah I wasn't born until 1991 so the only real Australian personality I knew of was Steve Irwin.
No,
Jackie Chan is still alive.
Communist faggot.
HOLY SHIT THIS SO MUCH THIS
little bitch got his bull to heart fuck him in front of his gator gf and got killed the bestiality loving cuck that he his.
Why do you think he loved hopping on the backs of wild animals so much and getting fucked by them?
Pic realated, Now these are two fucking men right here. These are men that just don't quite!
Who /Corwin Experience/ here?
>he didn't watch 80's movies with his dad every weekend throughout the early 90s
I was born in 1990, you have no excuse and you have a shit dad
Do you think he shitposted Sup Forums?
the only entertaining thing about that dude is he gets bitten by everything he picks up
I remember watching his funeral on TV. I cried so hard.
Crocodile Dundee wasn't a huge thing over here. I remember watching Beavis and Butthead Do America when I was 6 though.
Get out. America is dead to me now.
>Crocodile Dundee wasn't a huge thing over here
That's because you literally weren't born when Crocodile Dundee briefly made Australia popular in the west.
No it was Fred Dibnah
He's the autistic version that's safe for teachers to play clips of.
I hope you're allergic to nuts, eat peanut butter, and die of anaphylactic shock.
>Quite
If you're going to troll, put effort into it.
Irwin was a bloody legend.
Why don't you fuck off???
W-what about me sempai? Fl-florida bro here...I got to meet Steve when he was at Eglin.
Wrangle in peace, Steve
Yeah mate hes a top bloke.
I also fucked his daughter a year ago.
Is she a total slut?
One of the celebrity deaths that really bummed me out irl.
Only if you got game, are an outdoors person and can deal with animals
aussie shitposter on holidays detected
Did you yell "crikey!" when you came?
You're alright. I understand all too well the need to shitpost but we cannot accept that kind of behaviour in a Steve Irwin thread, absolutely disgusting. Did you talk to him much when you met him?
>here we've got a whatsnot
>let's pinch him, pull his tail and generally piss him off
>oooh, he wants to bite me
>""""great man""""
He fucking never grew up. And that's what killed him in the end. Good riddance.
It's such a shame that she's an eco-hippie cunt that works with sea Sheppard
Nah thats fucked up mate...
Mohammad the Prophet was the last great man.
>hating the Greatest Country on Earth
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He was a true man. So alpha he had sex at the same time he got killed.
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Unfortunately it wasn't more than a "holy shit you're steve irwin" in passing. He and his crew were about town (after the shoots, I'd assume) and I ran into them that way. It wasn't more than a passing fan-meeting-moment.
>I didn't even get to shake his hand
I feel....robbed of a special thing.
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I wouldn't hate turks so much if you just posted like a normal user instead of an actual insect
Fucking kek this pic, every time.
who is steve irwin lol.
Just a typical hipster. Great men would spend his life for something greater than wrestling with crocodiles and kangaroos.
This pic makes me kek, fuck you still though.
>lol
>What is Google
Are you even trying to shitpost, Sven?
We can't all gain fame being napalmed in the jungle, Charlie.
whoah a roach lover. I love you too.
I had a feel there
kill yourself
Children typically stop finding that funny around age 10, the whole "pretending you said the opposite" thing I mean. Your next line will be "I know you are but what am I?"
Such a great man. I was completely devastated when I heard the news of his death killing crocs in swamp of sorrow.
Rip Steve.
How do you know that I know you are but what am I?
>not american
>great
pick one cuck
FUCK YOU MATE
>it's been almost 10 years
You could lurk and occasionally make an insightful post, but instead you choose to shit up every thread you enter like some kind of semi-sentient turd.
isnt steve irwin dead or someshit
yes
;_;
Just like your dignity Sweden
Fuck off cunt.
how did he die?
I asked my friend, he said steve got semi-raped by a kangaroo
He was prepping the bull but it got enraged and choked him to death with it's big black cock. No, wait that's how your grandfather Sven Irström died.
>Everyone showing Steve Irwin love
>No mention of his totally based successor Andrew Ucles
The man walks barefoot and shirt less through Australia, cutting up a road killed emu, then makes a fucking emu suit and bare handed catches a kangaroo. He trapses through swamps to pick up massive snapping turtles. Catches rabbits using snakes, spear fishes... He's on the same tier as Irwin.
hurr
Cuck is only an insult if you think you own the vagina you put your penis in.
Hes irwin 2.0
can one of you straya cunts get me a Koala or a wombat? which make the better pet?
nah, catching roos is pretty easy theyre dumb as fuck and most of us walkabout barefoot or in flip flops shirtless
depends. You want a large rat mutant animal thing that knows how to drown other animals and can beat you up
Or a small bear like thing that growls like something out of a horror movie but actually sits around getting high all day off leaves
DELET THIS
how is his daughter doing? has she been doing anything interesting?
You're out of your shitposting depth Sweboo, we already created and perfected what you are crudely trying to emulate.
I understand that Australians don't own any common sense, but would you crawl down a sewer looking for wombats? Would you drag a fox out of a hollowed log? Catch poisonous snakes to build a rabbit trap? Or do you just shitpost bantz shirtless in flip flops and claim it's easy?
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Crocodile Hunter is the man all Australians should aspire to be like.
He truly lived. He traveled the world, wrestled some of the world deadliest creatures, even had a run-in with the CIA in that one movie.
Hitler never grew up either Kraut
I think i'll take the small growling leaf devouring qt3.14 pouch bear
>Wombat
>a large rat mutant animal thing that knows how to drown other animals and can beat you up
wat
wat?
I don't really think you can "set up" jumping on a live 20 foot crocodile in the middle of a swamp.
I imagine him snorting coke off a transvestite hookers tits in a cheap hotel surrounded by various filthy reptile cages these days.
It will never not be too soon.
kys desu senpai
Do dingoes actually eat your babies?
he was dumb as shit. like genuinely borderline retarded.