*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

You think you can beat me with those SCRAWNY muscles

bump

Step aside old man
Comin through

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i actually want to beat the shit out of him

It's not bill nye?

>mfw this guy has more in common with jim parsons than neil degrasse tyson

i only pause for scientists, not guys that play them on tv

Come at me

I've met him before, he was a real cunt because I made small talk with him without realising who he was

Silly OP, science isn't real.

Explain. How was he a cunt?

He's lying, do you think anyone remotely smart would waste their time talking to a loser from Sup Forums?

>anyone remotely smart
We're no longer talking about Nye, then.
>a loser from Sup Forums
Literally, anybody could be on Sup Forums. There is no particular type of person on here.
However, you might still be right about him lying.

i tell him "only 2 genders and global warming is a hoax"

he says whatever he wants for next 20 minutes.

i say, "great lets find a scientist and sees what he thinks on this matter."

he says "the science is settled! we just don't agree on the facts."

*assumed facts

>Fake scientist
>Netflix liberal SJW show thumb-downed to oblivion
>Spouts blatantly incorrect "science" all the time

Naw, he blocked his own path.

he shakes his head and repeats "we just don't agree on the facts." he turns to the audience and shakes his head in exaggerated disbelief.

"you're just a..." he begins, looking at the crowd, the slightest of smirks appearing at the corner of his lips... "denier."

the crowd erupts in applause and jeers. they begin to chant "97%! 97%!"

one of the fat retards in the crowd pipes up, voice sounding like butter (in a fat way, not in a smooth way): "i bet you think vaccines cause autism, you christian racist."

Bill Nye the Retard Guy claimed that quantum entanglement could lead to time travel and getting infinite energy from black holes. Both absolutely false claims. He has a 4 year undergraduate degree in mechanical engineering and is in no way a scientist.

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Still a better love story than Twilight...

It's funny that damn kike thought he could steal MY shekels