>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this
Wat do???
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this
Wat do???
Turn 360 and walk away
Wake up
Fucking leave
Fuck her right in the pussy
Fucking autist, did you skip math?
Jeez
I'll start by checking these sweet digits
You'd walk straight into her.....
Dick head
Dubs confirm best course of action
>implying he wants to walk away
>being this new
Shield my eyes and ask for rent money
>Put blanket over her
>Pour water on her head
>Ask her what shes doing in my house
>Call fiance and explain my Mom is prob insane
>When shes finally up and dressed tell that this is the weirdest shit ever
>Ask her what it was about
>If she doesn't answer tell her
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Tell her to go home
Move very quietly and take a huge dump on her tits.
>give her a bowl of eggs
Ask here where she found The Fountain of Youth that took 40 years off her.
only eggs can sustain me
must impregnate
system override
erection engorging
penetration eminent
My mom looks younger than I do.
I'd rape my mother.
"Hey honey, I made breakfast" she says as she spreads her legs more so.
>Eat my breakfast.
This isn't the first time this has happened...
lurk moar fgt
kek
immediately think "who dug up my mom"
>newfag detected
Wouldn't your mom be the least likely woman to accuse you of rape?
Turn around, close the door leave the house, and only return when it is confirmed that shit stopped.
Naked parents are fucking gross.
take a picture
send it to our hot neighbor
he will come home and bang her
records the show
jerk on it anytime i want
I say "mom, yer younger than when you died"
>being this new
>also being this new, not realizing they're just trolling, you dumbed ass
Wonder who exhumed her
>tfw good point
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Why the fuck would anyone fuck their mom? Incest is disgusting
haha im only pretending to be retardd haha
have sex with. When she wakes up accuse her of seducing you.
Also demand tendies.
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It's only disgusting when you get caught
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That is a nice pussy tho
now, son. Its time you posted the fuckin source for this shit
take a picture post on b/ and ask other idiots what to do
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Ask the coroner what the fuck hes been up to, and more importantly how the hell did he get him and it into my house.
My mom is fucking UGLY, if my mom was like OPs mom I would totally creampie that fucker
Reverse image search you lazy fuck...
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underrated post
Incredible
Do her then move on to the sister
Dude NOT cool. Show some respect!
too soon bro
>go in NINJA MODE
>take some pics
>go to the toilet
>grab my tiny dick and masturbate like the beta fag that i am.
I fucking love that comment, I LTS hilarious cos I know you're kidding. Not like these monkeys getting riled up
why u guys butthurt fagots?
It's *
What the fuck is wrong with you? Be respectful
Fuck her for 1000 years!
well good sir, what seems to be the cause of your irritation. i understand me calling you a fgt upset you, my excuse. but what is wrong with the picture and text?
This
Good reference
It's too soon. Just don't talk about it.