Johnny Knoxville

>Johnny Knoxville
>Jackie Chan
>DIrected by Renny Harlin
>2016

Discuss.

If they let Chan handle anything involving martial arts, it'll be fantastic

>Renny Harlin
Cut throat island.

I'm excited

finally, replacing that smelly nigger with a fine upstanding white man

>Knoxville working with Jackie
Meanwhile Bam is still fat and depressed

looks like nu-chan

I legit excited for this.

As he should be. He's got a fucking skate park to build.

What happened to this guy? Last big thing he did was The Legend of Hercules.
He did Die Hard 2 which is fantastic and Cliffhanger which was good.
Maybe this will be a return to form.

I watched it. Had fun 7.5/10 typical Jackie Chan movie

Cut throat island bombed and he lost all credibility.

I don't remember it being a terrible movie though.

Reminder Knoxville's dick doesn't work

Had me at Knoxville. Should be the joker 2beeawnist

He also did cult classic Deep Blue Sea which has one of the most legendary death scenes in kino

Reminder Knoxville has high functioning aspergers

I he also did one of the two versions of the Exorcist prequel. It was the more actiony and gory theatrical version.

>Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger were good
This is true. Not good: Every other movie he directed (with the possible exception of Long Kiss Goodnight).

>I don't remember Cutthroat Island being terrible
That's because you last watched it when you were ten. If you watched it again now.... hoo boy.

>Deep Blue Sea
>cult classic
LOLNO

>heard he did two versions of Exorcist prequel
No, a different director made the first version, the studio said, "This doesn't have any blood in it, do a new one." That director said no, so they brought in Harlin to Harlin-it-up. The results were.... well, you're familiar with his filmography, I presume.

Actually none of these have been involved in a high-profile project in quite some time.

Harlin hasn't been anything since he stopped fucking Geena Davis.

Wow you have shit taste in movies.

DBS is a classic -- even James Rolfe appreciates it

Long Kiss Goodnight is actually a classic 90s action flick with a decent story and great cast.

>trips recognized
I have no idea who John Rolfe is, but a shitty b-movie is a shitty b-movie.

The day a classic film has LL Cool J in it is the day they shut down Sup Forums forever.

DEEPEST BLUEST

I forgot he did that. Solid action scenes throughout that one.

This.

Shane Black is a fuckin' badass.

>Long Kiss Goodnight
been so many years since I've seen this. I know what I'm watching tonight. cheers

This is proof that I am either in "Jack Slater IV", "Last Action Hero", or an alternate dimension because Cern did some mandella effect or something.

The quintessential Shane Black 1990's trilogy:
Lethal Weapon
The Last Boy Scout
The Long Kiss Goodnight

Lethal Weapon 2 was fine, but the first was the kino-est.

Lethal Weapon was 87, though

Ehhhhhh, true. So was "Monster Squad" but I first saw all of them in the 90's so I guess I have that association. Also LW 2-4 were 90s, so... yeah.