>okay one bag of skittles and one small fountain drink
>that'll be 300$ sir
How do they get away with it?
Okay one bag of skittles and one small fountain drink
>That'll be 15.99 plus tip
What do you do Sup Forums?
Turn 720 degrees and teleport away.
$25 mandatory BLM donation is the only added expense that pisses me off. Like I just want to see a fucking flick, not be part of a political movement.
Add extra butter
Eh, I don't mind the feminist instruction video before every movie. It reminds me to check my privilege, and it's only 15 minutes, so I can trim my eagle's nails while I watch.
>putting the dollar sign AFTER the number
>Yes I'd like to withdraw dollars twenty please
Here's a protip: Buy your skittles on the way to the theater, at a store of some kind. Buying food in the theater is literally Nazism.
>$20 dollars
Did that trigger your autism?
The theaters hardly make any money off the tickets. Concessions are how they stay in business you fuckwit.
>protip
>literally common sense
>tfw I'd make my GF put an entire bag of taco bell in her purse
>still parroting this meme
Did you call your teachers Wozniak Missus?
Can Americans literally not go an hour and a half without shoving food in their mouths? Why eat at the cinema?
Got stoned and went to watch The Martian, walked in with a super market bag full of food.
Had a full 3 course meal in the cinema.
>Give him the 15.99 in exact change. >Give him one round out of my 9mm suicide squad stylized handgun I'd just purchased at the gun counter
>"uh there hasn't been a shooting here in three days sir I'd really rather like cash I have plenty of rounds"
>"dude come on like six angstrom teens just walked in with trench coats not to mention it's a hollow point"
>"come on man I want cash"
>"Fuck you"
>he proceeds to shoot at me with my own round
>trench coat squad opens fire on everyone
>i get into an intense gunfight with them slaying all but one
>he's on the ground crawling for his life
>I slowly approach knowing how satisfying it's going to be slaughtering this fucking kid
>"do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
>pull trigger
>I hear a click
>I know I counted my rounds correctly WHAT THE FUCK?
>the realization that I'd given my seventeenth round to the cashier dawns on me
>turn around and look at the cashier
>he realizes he has one more bullet than he had before
>shoots me
>king crab legs fall out of bullet proof vest
And that's why I'm no longer allowed at my local cinetheater
'Murican diets are sugar rich. Sugar digests quickly and leaves you hungry after a short time.
Europeans, in addition to not having as much corn syrup in everything, smoke a fuckton more, which suppresses appetites.
>yfw the theater parrot makes fun of your falcon
He's already kind of beta. That bully parrot is not good for his self-esteem. Will prob stop attending that kinoplex.
>projecting
It's $15 for the food. The other $285 is to watch Jamal fuck your wife.
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