So Sup Forums what should I do?
>me
>24/m/German-Russian
>2 meter tall
>well read
>do Jeet kune do (MMA for people who don’t know) for 9 Years – also part time trainer
>Study to become an Art Therapist
>her
>18/w/ger-serbian
>Big titties round ass; you know what I mean
>Sensitive like the tip of your dick (borderline syndrome)
>free from school because of mental issues
>tries to get herself together before starting school etc.
Situation:
>relationship for about a 6 months
>wanted to break up with her
>Told study mates I broke up
>hit on chick from my school who thinks I’m single
>shehasboyfriend.jpg
>shit whatever
>want to break up with her anyways
>don’t know how though
>Figure out a way and want to do so
>her sister dies after suicide attempt
>she schizophrenic and shit
>well mister how can u leave that mental wreck alone
>feel pity
>continue smashing her
>after 2 months she stops talking with me
>finds reasons not to meet up
>I tell her that I don’t see why calling this a relationship if we don’t hang
>she says that she has enough problems with herself
>I say that I won’t play along with that attitude
>she asks for a relationship-break
>”break”
>I agree but consider this as break up
>well that turned out better than I expected
>user aint the asshole after all
>she texts me once or twice a week; small talk and shit
>tell her that I don’t want that; only text me if you want to tell me something relevant
>Kinda feels were there after all
So Sup Forums what should I do?
post nudes or fuck off sunshine
>the other day I meet her at a house party
>she totally looking for contact; giving me looks etc.
>mates tell me: “dude she wants to be smashed!!!”
>me: “you think?”
>mates: “Just smash!”
>I smash
>but she aint tight like she would be if I were the last one smashin’
>I trust Mr. Dick’s valuation
>I ask her about it she doesn’t want to talk about it
>I want know who she aint telling me
>She tells me that on a scale from 1 – 10 how important I am for her I’d be 10
>shit like that
This
now that was a few days ago
Will I either do A
>use this constellation in order to make sure she a has a bad conscience
>Make her do what I want
>keep pouring salt in that wound of her bad conscience
>no relationship, fuckbuddies only
>go to one person who I think it would be who smashed her
>tell him that I know someone smashed her
>”if I find out who it was, I will fucking wreck him”
>he might not be the one
>But he sure will let him know
Or will I do B
>give that amulet she forgot at my place to a friend of her
>tell her I don’t want to see you no more ‘cause she is a slut
>total contact break up etc
Yeah nude are comming what ever
her meat
A, minus fucking with the other guy. It was a break, she's fine for fucking around. That's what breaks are for.
B and then fight that faggot that fucked her
Jeet kune do is a hybrid martial art. It's not MMA dumbass. Search why you should "never use jeet kune do in an mma fight".
show more of her nigguh op
Ju jitsu fag here. Yea MMA fags hate JKD and vice versa usually.
I know. It's just for people who barely know shit
about martial arts. So they get an idea what I
could do with that dude.
So you break up and still want ownership?
That's like selling someone a car but keeping a key if you want to go on a road trip. Shit don't work that way dumbfuck!
You get the dirty bus seat now bro, you sold the car, now it's public transit.
Tbh you're playing yourself at this point if nothing's coming of it. Also other guy didn't do anything as long as he fucks off if you two get back together, you wanted to end things first and played around too.
Sounds pretty not worth OP, find some mentally stable poon and move on. Maybe without being a roid raging chode
You mean her sister commited suicide, not attempted, since she was successful
Jeet Kun Do is not MMA, retard. Jeet Kun Do is a specific martial art, MMA is, as the name suggests, a mixture of aspects of different martial arts.
One pic of her
Hey, don't ruin his ego! It's all he has for his identity.
Plain to see she is out to play the game.
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Suka bljiad du hurensohn kartoscka nachui sukin sin
>So they get an idea what I
could do with that dude.
fukken kek, im a purple belt in bjj and i train mma with amateurs and professionals
you could try i guess
mehr pics du schwuchtel
mehr davon du lappen
>Study to become an art therapist
>Art therapist
Stopped reading right there. Is something lost in translation or is this an actual profession? Holy shit top fucking kek.
Look, if you wanna fight you don't need excuses, just go fucking fight random people and pride yourself on your abilities. It seems more pathetic to put pussy between you and a fight than to just go out fighting strangers because you're an asshole. Stop being the pussy you want to fight over and be the man with the balls to knock a motherfucker out for no reason.
also sniper working for the marines etc?
I'm corious.
>Look, if you wanna fight you don't need excuses, just go fucking fight random people
no thanks you socially rejected retard
i prefer to enjoy martial arts with people who do so too and do it safely
Art therapy relating to martial arts, which are called arts because they are functionally useless as a skill in societies where you will more likely be shot from 20ft than to ever make skin contact with your opponent, so all you can do is performance art with the skill. This is why OP is begging for a reason to do roundhouses and karate chops on his ex's fuck buddy, because his testicles are raging with performance art and need to break out into self expression all over a man that he feels is cucking him.
nudes
So you're a ballerina
Is that's what happening? I didn't even make that far. I even tried after the art therapy thing (lol) but it looked like usual oneitis bullshit so I stopped reading.
no, im a doorman at an icelandic bar that a ton of tourists come to, my coach made a deal with the bar to supply them with people who know how to handle people safely
otherwise i just play games and program on my own to be able to do projects for $$ laterz
Off to the movies with my girlfriend, so sorry to leave you at the edge of a delightful argument, but you can sit alone wishing you had a girlfriend to laugh with you at losers on the Sup Forums.
i wish my parents made me do ballet, to be honest, it would've been insanely good for my body to get the ballet base of body control/balance for mma
Jeet kune do is not mma yout lying fucking cuck