Day five of the 2017 PDC World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace sees two-time back-to-back champion Adrian Lewis start his quest for a third title.
Before that, there is the matter of a very interesting preliminary round match between China's Qiang Sun and Australia's Corey Cadby, the current World Youth Champion. Sun last year became one of the more memorable international qualifiers ias he managed to bust 133 and hit the board surround; Cadby, on the other hand, is an entirely different prospect. The 21 year old has demonstrated both ability and classic Aussie sporting arrogance over the past year, including a defeat of Phil Taylor in the Sydney Darts Masters.
Next is a first round match is between two people who would ideally both be disqualified and replaced with someone more likeable as constant moaner Mervyn King plays Scumbag Brother Steve West. West has never won a Worlds match before, this being his sixth attempt and first in the PDC, but a good run of form this year, including his World GP defeat of Taylor, could see him advance at the expense of King, whose Matchplay QF against Pheel has been his highlight in an otherwise poor 2016.
Lewis then graces the stage against Sweden's emotionless David Lynch wannabe Magnus Caris. Since being defeated by Michael van Gerwen in Blackpool, Aidey has been distracted by P&O ferry exhibitions, resulting in him missing the European Championship for the first time and not actually bothering to compete in majors, resulting in early eliminations from the last three he played. Despite this, Caris is shite and shouldn't be a problem for the Stokie.
Closing the night is the eternal "future world champion" Joe Cullen against the prelim qualifier. The Rockstar will be aiming to finally break his Ally Pally duck at the seventh attempt, his first as a seed; if he gets Cadby though, there's a high chance he'll be an embarrassing 0 for 7.
Coverage starts at 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS3).
>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start, preliminary round: best of 3 sets, first round: best of 5 sets) Qiang "Chase The" Sun v Corey "Cuntvict" Cadby (P) Mervyn "The Ex-Governor" King (22) v Steve "Right About Now, Scumbag Brother" West SnackP&Ot (5) v Magnus "Eraserhead" Caris Joe "Rock out with your cock out" Cullen (28) v Sun/Cadby
Cadby matches will be interesting. I have no doubt that he will win the prelim, and he has the potential to beat Cullen afterwards. Maybe we will watch the first matches of what will be the start of a promising carreer. It's a shame he is such a cunt, but well, at least he will provide entertainment.
Kinda glad that there won't be a double session the next fex days. I have to admit it was exhausting at the end.
Brody Gomez
>that turn to the crowd after he hit 18 Based happy China man
Dominic Fisher
Ive only seen Cadby play in the yoof final, but if he brings that game here I doubt he'll lose a leg against Qiang, he threw a fucking 64. average last year. Anyways,
Cadby King Snackpot Cadby probably. Cullen hasnt won a 1st round match ever in 6 attempts.
Carter Butler
Exactly my thoughts.
Christian Morgan
Anyone got a stream (preferably directlink)? German TV shows 2. Bundes instead of darts.
Luis Carter
>The first time Cullen plays as a seed >he still loses
His record is atrocious:
>2011: First round (lost to Terry Jenkins 2–3) >2012: First round (lost to Terry Jenkins 0–3) >2013: First round (lost to John Part 0–3) >2014: First round (lost to Peter Wright 0–3) >2015: First round (lost to Michael van Gerwen 1–3) >2016: First round (lost to Jelle Klaasen 0–3)
Three sets won in six WCs. Pathetic.
And it's on now.
Luke Anderson
Tony Hawks Pro Skater.
Adam Turner
BASED CADBURYS
Thomas Green
kek I thought exactly that
Oliver Smith
10/10
Xavier Rodriguez
>Magnus caris "the cool swede" Last time i saw him he was having a meltdown because of the crowd
Isaiah Howard
>Rod saying Lewis missed the Players Champs wut
Elijah Reyes
Why do they keep putting the best players in the last match :(
John Allen
>that dyed dyke-style hair Fucking hell, Cadbury.
Daniel Reed
So for how many rounds do qualifiers have to walk on with the magical master of meme songs before they can pick their own?
Nathaniel Howard
S T R A Y A T R A Y A
Caleb Carter
NANANANANAA
Xavier Perez
>implying it isnt for the keks Based.
Daniel Green
Give Sun your power
Blake Scott
>being outscored by the chinese jobber in the first 3 darts it's over cadbury is finished
Nicholas Thomas
Fuckin rippa mate
Easton Harris
>MEME ARROWS >E >M >E
>A >R >R >O >W >S
Jaxson Lopez
Oh god, Sun's got meme darts too.
>boing >boing >boing
"26"
Elijah Rivera
DAT 152
Parker Ross
DAT 152
Jace Garcia
THAT 152
YOU LITTLE RIPPER
Liam Long
ITS OVER MVG ON SUICIDE WATCH
Tyler Hughes
The sound of Cullen's anus tightening there
Angel Gomez
So who are we going for here lads?
/Sun/?
Thomas Perry
She'll be right mate.
Isaac Campbell
BIG STRAYA FINISH
Thomas Fisher
Just tuned in. Did cadby come out to a green day tune?
Benjamin Edwards
Is Cadby the first woman to play in the PDC?
Nolan Cook
kek
Luis Parker
I'm rooting for the cadbisexual since he'll be able to defeat some seeds. Would be fun.
Ryan Evans
>forgetting Kevin McWoman
David Sullivan
This guy got two easy draws already. Fucking rigged.
There hasn't been an Aussie rape this devastating since Rolf was jailed.
Brody Martinez
Darts are the epitome of masculinity in Asia
Kayden Anderson
SLIPPY SUN
Josiah Flores
>there are people in this thread right now who've never thrown a 180
Leo Campbell
Sun would have got spanked 6-0 by any of the other prelim players.
Absolute shit.
Matthew Barnes
Hit over 100 of em stopped counting tbqh
Bentley Smith
DAT 20
Anthony Cruz
nice
Lincoln Parker
Got a 140 once
Andrew Martinez
Well done jeff smith
Charles Fisher
I hadnt figured on him improving since last year and Im being proved right here. Guessing Bazza is so preoccupied with the Snooker $$$ their he gives no shits about Darts taking off.
Brayden Howard
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
Camden Roberts
...
Nicholas Howard
He's doing even worse than last year.
A complete waste of a qualification spot.
Bentley Hall
wtf
Owen Cooper
So have they dropped dudbridge already?
Ryder Ortiz
Apparently it was a 2 day trial.
I can't see him being kept on full time.
Mason Price
Is that the... COMMENTATOR FROM thepastevenings??
Kevin Ortiz
Think you mean gwynney
Tyler Peterson
Right
Ryder Gomez
DAT 121
This guy, man.
Carter Sanders
Scenes when he wins a leg
>A STAR IS BORN AT THE ALLY PALLY ugh this hype
Jeremiah Walker
fug almost the max
William Sanchez
This Aussie lad makes me uneasy. Something about his face