Im losing my virginity this week to a fat girl...

Im losing my virginity this week to a fat girl. What are some things that a male virgin should know before he fucks for the first time? I want this to be the least cringeworthy experience possible.

Just have fun

Don't overthink it faggot

Basically this.

As long as your pee pee gets hard youre done

what do if you are a premature ejaculator?

condom
dont fuck up with fucking a whale

Your experience with a fat girl will not be the same with a thin girl. Don't let it ruin your perspective of sex in general.

You have to cut the frenulum ('elastic band' that connects your foreskin to your head) yourself before having sex for the first time, or it will tear while you're fucking. Which bleeds a lot. This doesn't hurt, just use a sharp knife. Good luck!

Try to be cool about your dick and cum being out in the open. The first few times I had sex with my first girl, I was embarassed of cumming. There's no reason to though

you'll be ready to go for round 2 within 2 minutes

Don't think about it to much.
Have a condom ready and practice to put it on before your date.
If you tend to come really fast it's a good idea to fap on the day before or the morning of the day.

Condoms, don't try anything crazy you saw in porn, warm her up first and try and relax and have fun. Break a leg, Sup Forumsro

How is it different? I always hear people say "pussy is pussy"

Ask your mother to bake an apple pie, while still warm use it for practice.

You meant the other way around. I've never had as much fun with with skinny/regular girls as with chubbies. They're the best.

OP - use condom, that'll help a bit, but anyway it'll be over after a few seconds for sure.
I'd also fap the morning before.

If you don't like the girl, you won't like the sex. It's as simple as this.

Have fun, make sure she's enjoying it. You'll probably cum fast but if you like this girl go again and make it good for both of you. Use a condom and if she's tight loosen her up first. A bit of foreplay is good too :)

Fat girls=best head. Remember that man. Also fat girls are usually fucking great in every way except a little embarrassing to be in public with.

Push your thumb into her butthole. Fat chicks love butt stuff.

All girls like butt stuff if you do it right.

It might be not that good as u think

I agree. Beefy girls just seem to be more open about it.

are you retarded?

I lost my virginity to a fat girl not too long ago
and despite the fact that I "like" big chicks to a certain extent, I'm still not sold on fucking them

she was riding me for most of the time and it really went from being uncomfortable to almost painful
didnt really help me enjoying it obviously
worst thing was when she squashed one of my balls underneath her fat ass when she bounced up high and came back down

so yeah keep that stuff in mind

OP dont listen to anyone that fucks fat chicks guaranteed theyre just as below standard as you are unless you're just desperate to get laid.

Anyways judging how you called her out for being fat this is gonna be a shitty experience because you wont be as satisfied mentally compared to fucking a decent woman.

Also dont bang a 10/10 as ur first bang, I did in high school and it wasnt the same since then

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How fat?

a stuffed pony pussy isnt pussy user

Agree, just not virgins. No virgin girl wants anal on her first time, especially not from a virgin guy who'll just make it painful.
Good advice in this thread though. Just take it easy and try for 2 shots. If she's open to it, have her rub her own clit a little bit during the second time if she's having a hard time getting to orgasm.

this

Don't fall in love just because she gave you some pussy. Fuck her and flee. Then repeat on other bitches.

Why was fucking a 10/10 bad?

Yeah, man, tore it the first time and my girlfriend freaked out, had to stop. We did it later tho.

Why has no one asked for pics yet? Am disappoint

no pussy is the same after a 10/10 man

im not saying bang a 6/10 instead, just maybe an 7-8/10 and going up from there and wifing the 10/10

First timer tips.
1. Have a warm up wank before you go to meet her - but wash your dick after - might help you last a little longer.
2. Give her plenty of fore play - girls get off on it a lot more than boys do as we're all eager to get it in - but it's your first time and unless she's got a vagina like the Grand Canyon you're gonna cum in under 2 minutes. If she doesn't realise you've blown carry on pumping until you go soft - but don't be embarrassed you've came - see point 4 for redemption
3. Wear a condom, don't try anything fancy, fuck porn and what you've watched before - missionary is best first time , experiment when you're more experienced
4. It's like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop and the second time you'll last a lot longer and it will be more enjoyable so make sure to go for round 2.

Super important also is not to make it awkward - let it progress naturally, don't force it or mention it - like - "hey shall we do it now" let it escalate

Accept that it's going to be cringy as fuck, also be prepared to cry - a lot

Livestream it

Don't fuck fat girls unless you are fat yourself. Something better will come along. Sex ain't no fun if you can't support the girls weight without cramping. Just get a blow job instead and fall asleep when she asks for a return of the favor.

I wouldn't just use a knife. Blade angle isn't aggressive enough; better to use a blade from a safety razor. You can get them with the rest of the men's shaving shit at the drug store. Just be careful you don't cut your fingers when you're picking it up.