State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin:

State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 per hour
>37

*your

Was running a 2 million dollar Kay Jewelers unit until last month when I quit my job to move in with my new hooker girlfriend (yea, seriously!).

Was making 75k a year managing the store, looks like I'll be serving as financial advisor and online correspondence manager for my new escort girlfriend (she literally told me she doesn't want me to get a new job because she wants me home when she is and her schedule is already nuts).

She brings in about 260k a year (pre-tax) so I think I'm going to ride out on this train for a while and see where it leads. If all of the indications continue the way they are, I may be retiring early with her... but a relationship with a hooker can definitely have unexpected twists.

I won't hold my breath, but until this rocketship blows up, goddamn this is nice.

Oh, almost forgot. I'm 36 (she's 26).

ttt

Hey man, i submitted a job interview at Wendy a week ago and they want to do an interview.
How is work there?

23, Male, Bartender, $28-38/hr

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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Landscaper
11$
21@

newfag...

Middleschool teacher. Appx 65k.

>CNC machinist
>18.75 hr
>25

Janitor
11.00hr
27
Virgin

Do you sleep with your students?

Fuck yeah why do you think I make 65k for?!

Why do I always see this?

Because you look at it with yo eyes

Teaching I would think

This

>Java programmer
>Approx $4500/month
>26

I get dubs for a living.

Your fired

>Electrician
>20.16
>21

Aww jeeze, give ol' Gill one more chance

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Your fired again

>CAD Drafter
>$24.53/hr
>22

IT Engineer
~1200.- a month
25

That is the magic of eastern europe. To be an educated specialist and get paid about the same as a Chef at Wendy's.

Works at Wendys.
Calls himself 'chef.'

Do i get any cookies?

He meant master chef

Waitress
21
40 an hr

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I work at wendy's too

Manager is hot, would love to fuck her brains out

>IT System Administrator.
>$22.75 and hour $34 in OT.
>41, 25 years in the industry.

>weed dealer
>43
>about 10k eur/month

What's the cost of living there?

Holy shit! Stripper waitress?

>Software Architect
>$60/hr @ 48 hours/wk = ~$150,000 usd
>31

I just want to die every waking moment to be honest

22, cofounder of a start up, 0.00/hour looooool

Go to ASU, they I did a contact there for 6 months and made over 100k I would have went back but I couldn't take the heat and the attitude towards Americans.

Ok

I also work in IT the days I hate the most or the ones I have nothing to do, feel like a fucking eternity for my day to be over. I feel you B/ro!

>campus security
>$23
>23

I live in Estonia. Costs are about the same as the rest of the europe.

Maintenance at a private Catholic school
11.75/hour
33

Arizona State University ? What ? How ?

Jo õlipats

Chef
Fast food worker

>pick one

Õli peab patsutama.

Fast food chef

Definiton of chef from wiki: "A chef is a highly trained and skilled professional cook who is proficient in all aspects of food preparation of a particular cuisine." So technically wendy's chef is valid.

>> 29
>>Clinic assistant
>> 54k per year

where can i hire her?

my dream job

>Dishwasher
>11,25$ per hour
>23

>TEFL
>¥360,000/month
>24

"Highly trained"
Vs.
Flips thawed patties

So yeah, no.

>Demolition / Asbestos removal
>18.75 $
>21

Occupation: masturbator
Salery: doe= depends on ejaculation
Age: over 9000

Australian
>AUS sorry

You should throw in that part about how you've been 37 and making 8.75 for years you fucking mouth-breather.

Get this fucking cancer thread out of here

>Bouncer for a shitty local bar
> $7.50/hr.
>20-years-old

Also

>A/V Technician for a huge convention center
>$9.00/hr.

T-shirt printer
1 yin per week
9

with that amount of money, i would start saving to buy some houses and living easy from rents

>battery assembler
>$22.50/hr
>28

28
Theatre tech
£29k pa

>busser for a restaurant and nightclub
>$10.00/hr plus an average of about $100 in tips every week
>18

could be a lot worse. doesn't get me very far in California but I just buy video games and records so I think I'll be alright.

Battery assembler? Do you live in US? Also, how did you get this job.

About $7500 a month on average
19
I make youtube videos lol

Yes, US. I was hired through a temp agency.

CNC machinist
15hr
26

Honestly it is one of the most boring jobs. It's so repetitive

why do you make this post everyday? \\there are no chefs at wendys

>machinist
>boring
I see what you did there

%triforce

>financial advisor and online correspondence manager

you're a pimp dawg. "financial advisor" (I.e. handle my accounting and taxes) and "online correspondence manager" (i.e. respond to my craigslist and backpage ads) is just you trying to make it fanciful

260k pre-tax isn't too great considering that's essentially business revenue. Let's say 150K post-tax minus expenses plus she has to get paid too means you're definitely gonna be making less than 75k. though i guess your income will be in cash so maybe that's an upside, but still... that seems like a shit deal

they are never frozen tho....

My mom is an engineer and she has like 400$ monthly in eastern Europe

my bro

23

battery assembly

23.90/hr

that's garbage dude. 25 years of IT experience and you make $50K? Kids out of college make that here... developers make 75-100K out of college depending on portfolio. And this is NOT in California. You're really underpaid unless I guess you live in the middle of nowhere Kansas where you can get a 4,000 sq ft mansion for a $500/mo mortgage

Fuck....
I live in Dominican Republic.

Technical Assistant(Telecommunications)
305$ / month

>Quality Control and Design at McD's
>38000
>32

It's only been a few weeks and that goddamn Szechuan sauce is testing my will to live.

Yup middle of nowhere Pennsylvania, 50k up here is white collar I have a fairly big house a few cars and a motorcycle. Cheap living but a lot of white trash, but it's better than putting up with niggers.

Explain.

Fresh never frozen, retard

'Chef' at Wendys.
And I'm the retard. Mm hmm.

Unemployed
0.0 $
25
Im a sociopath with ptsd and hidradenitis suppurativa also I am a
Depressed piece of shit useless stagnant object that is supposedly a human being.

>It's why our burgers are the beeest!

>being this new

Whatever you say, sous douche.

>Exterminator
> $19.00/hr
>28

>"Manager" of a concession stand on a nudist beach
>11 bucks an hour + occasional bonuses + snacks
>22

I get paid more than the other employees but I'm the only adult here so I consider myself the manager.

Assistant manager at a Casey's general store.
$12.50/hr
27

I got stuck there after moving out to rural Illinois at my father in law's suggestion and finding that the only jobs available were labor or retail. My body is fucked from the marine corps, so retail it was. The store manager starting salary is something like $50k, which is decent to me, and there's always room to move up, so I'm just sticking it out for a while. After I get my own store, I'm going to sign my GI bill over to my wife so that she can go to school full time for whatever it is she decides on. Used to be I wanted to be a medical pathologist, and was in school doing my biology intro courses, but shit happened and I've basically given up on that.

Nice!

The sad thing is that I wasn't trying to make a joke

Why does every girlfriend I have want children?

I met the Wendy's Chef once in Desert Breeze park in Vegas.

It was me, my wife, and my wife's son. We saw the Chef walking by a couple of trees toward a hotel. We thought it would be fun for my wife's son to meet him, so we rushed over and introduced ourselves. He was very polite at first even offering to take pictures with us.

Then out of blue he went off. Cussing and yelling about being harassed. He kicked me in the nuts and then just like calmed down and apologized.

He shook my hand and hugged my wife. While he hugging her he grabbed her ass. She must have liked it because she didn't resist. My wife's son was shocked and so was I. He led her behind a tree and started doggy styling her. I couldn't believe it. I didn't do anything, because I getting turned on. So was my wife's son.

It was an experience I'll never forget.