Well user, what would you say?

Well user, what would you say?

Talk to your fucking gf and don't leave your game discs out of their cases

i would call him a faggot and then run away before he can respond

I'm sorry

Fuck all those babes chasing your dick instead of sticking around with this cunt.

I would tell 13 year old me to not become friends with kody

Save ALL of your money. Do NOT chase tail, romance is an illusion and you're better off without it. I am DEAD SERIOUS.

Kill yourself, it doesn't get better.

i would have told me the lotteri numbers and all that lol swag go die op

Periodic MRI scans all through middle school.

Get a medical doctorate instead of a juris doctorate or you'll end up representing doctors who make 10x more than you.

Don't listen to Pussmaster22, he's gonna scam you for your whip and cash stack

Don't marry Michele, she's just like her father and will try to take all your money

I sure will buddy

concept: a letter adressed to myself for other people to read

Spend more time with your grandparents. Watch those home videos with your grandma instead of saying the VCR will be too hard to find. She'll die not long after. Tell your mom to invest in apple. Kick your dad's ass into shape instead of never meeting him more than twice while he drinks himself to death.

leave your family behind

People think you're a fuck boy, work that angle or change how they see you.

Do not consume drugs, as they will only give you more pain than pleasure. Also, do not listen to people around you, think straight about what you really want to do and go for it.

Don't put things in your ass cuz, it will kill your ejaculation making them less pleasurable
Later, you will think you're gay. Even thought it was totally gay.
Also don't jerk on real incest porn and on zooshit
And don't suck you own cock because you want to know how it feels to have a bj. Because know you've sucked a cock.

"Traps are gay. Also I'm you from the future. But the main point here is that traps are gay."

Friends are a diamond dozen, forget people who forget you and don't trust humans with anything.

YOU FUCKING CUNT
*run away*

haha wtf

Those 2 girls you turned down while married to Danielle, you should of fucked them. She was cheating the whole. The 7 girls waiting back home, you should of fucked all of them too before you got remarried.

years of misery and seltf loathing awai it. It's hard now, but it will only get worse unless you start trying to make it better. There is no wasted effort unless you decide to give up halfway to a decent life.

Shoot yourself now, dad is gonna catch you putting the gun to your head soon. It doesn't get better.

fuck bitches get money faggot

Don't play that last football game, visit your mom and say goodbye you dumb fucker.

To show my cock to every girl possible

I love hoow all of you faggots pretend to have girls to fuck hahhaahahah

>them feels

dont waste time feeling sorry for yourself. pick a degree that has a practical application in the real world and will lead to a decent job. fuck more women and dont drink so much

it's going to get even worse

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