First words you think of

First words you think of

Im almost drunk enough...

My two fav things.

Gross

Nice feet

Broken dick?

Boomerang

one more shot and id suck

Bent

Absolute cancer

...

Did you break your dick?

He's soft I think

There's literally no fucking way he's soft

ITS BENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cuck

This is hard

your winky broke m8?

...

i'm bigger is what comes to my mind

Hey an actual bent dick

hey look, an actual retard

how many people here dont know how dicks work?

Well obviously if you use your hand to fix it it isn't pointing directly to your left

Kek

oh okay, so you're actually retarded

Normal dicks point straight there boyo

Your head should be by your belly button not looking like it wants to escape

lol how can you be this retarded

i was sitting sideways on my chair, is that good enough for you?

foot is red

Calling names isnt arguing dude

If that's the bullshit story you want to tell then go ahead lol

penis foot bed

That's a horrible shop job

GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Nice feeeeeet

Feet bros. I love you