First words you think of
First words you think of
Im almost drunk enough...
My two fav things.
Gross
Nice feet
Broken dick?
Boomerang
one more shot and id suck
Bent
Absolute cancer
...
Did you break your dick?
He's soft I think
There's literally no fucking way he's soft
ITS BENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cuck
This is hard
your winky broke m8?
...
i'm bigger is what comes to my mind
Hey an actual bent dick
hey look, an actual retard
how many people here dont know how dicks work?
Well obviously if you use your hand to fix it it isn't pointing directly to your left
Kek
oh okay, so you're actually retarded
Normal dicks point straight there boyo
Your head should be by your belly button not looking like it wants to escape
lol how can you be this retarded
i was sitting sideways on my chair, is that good enough for you?
foot is red
Calling names isnt arguing dude
If that's the bullshit story you want to tell then go ahead lol
penis foot bed
That's a horrible shop job
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Nice feeeeeet
Feet bros. I love you