TRUMP GENERAL - SIXTEEN TONS EDITION

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=zUpTJg2EBpw
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RALLIES TODAY:
OMAHA, NE @ 4PM CDT
EUGENE, OR @ 7PM PST

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th

>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)

GOP ELECTION TRACKER
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES/TH
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/6/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm2LR1xNCU
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk

ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Fiorina Gives Cruz a Hand
twitter.com/TheFix/status/727657684904849408
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

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(((***HILLARY CLINTON***)))

This is a collection of Hillary's lies.
youtube.com/watch?v=BizU-u7RPcY

Now she's pretending she didn't badmouth the miners.
youtube.com/watch?v=ksIXqxpQNt0

Hillary Clinton is confronted by coal miner over coal policy
youtube.com/watch?v=fDqwTAYB1-w

(((***Top contributors for Hillary Clinton in 2016 elections)***))
opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f

Soros Fund Management $7,039,900
Euclidean Capital $7,002,700
Paloma Partners $4,007,900
Laborers Union $4,000,886
Saban Capital Group $3,532,171
Pritzker Group $2,814,309
Women's Self Worth Foundation $2,502,700
Herb & Marion Sandler/Sandler Foundation $2,502,700
Priorities USA/Priorities USA Action $2,151,025
Dreamworks SKG $2,013,500
Newsweb Corp $2,013,500
Renaissance Technologies $2,010,700
Operating Engineers Union $2,010,000
Fair Share Action $2,010,000
Plumbers/Pipefitters Union $2,008,265
Center for Middle East Peace $2,008,100
Evergreen Farm $1,902,700
Bohemian Foundation $1,752,700
Barbara Lee Family Foundation $1,749,604
DE Shaw Research $1,552,950

(((***Campaign & Single-Candidate Groups Targeting Clinton***)))
opensecrets.org/pres16/candidate.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f

Hillary for America $180,158,371
Priorities USA Action $67,416,629 (planning to launch a $91 million campaign of negative TV ads against Trump stating next month)
Correct the Record $5,084,093
Ready PAC $3,507,756
Blue Answer $180,922
Balance of Power PAC $45,607
Faith Voters PAC $11,640
America's Teachers $1,828

(((***Wikileaks Hillary Clinton Email Archive***)))

Email Archive - use search bar to browse anything about Hillary Clinton
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/

Proof George Soros was directly instructing Clinton on what to do as Secretary State.
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24651

a-awoo?

Who /kliq/ here

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Where will you be 30 years from now when Trump passes away, Sup Forums?

Will he ever come home or has he shape shifted back into the Jew?

AWOO!

/r/ing Trump Webb 2016 memes. TIA

>Implying he won't become a god

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Trump's spokesman just now said, "Paul Ryan is not fit to be speaker."

WTF? Why did he mean by this? Is he TRYING to lose?

Nobody wants him. Go hang from a tree.

Bitch please, the God Emperor will simply fire the reaper and deport him to Mexico

just woke up
not ready for that feel overload

Not gonna happen.

#DangerousDon

Get the awesomeness trending! It's the ultimate compliment! Dangerous to the globalist scum. Dangerous to the SJW filth. Dangerous to the mudslime radicals. Dangerous to Crooked Hillary!

katrina is right, hillary hasnt been vetted. she's been laying low and sanders doesnt hit her with her past except maybe recently. if hillary releases her wallstreet speeches it's going to be all over.

You tell us

MAGA

She went too far. Katrina needs a spanking.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ClJUEeXn4I

So I just found this in my Trump folder. This was from the Iowa caucus. Pretty sure it was the undecideds room.

I saved some obscure shit over the last year.

Did the Rato-lookalike already make the porno?

Trump isn't trying to lose, but Ryan sure seems to want to lose

youtube.com/watch?v=XqzQaitPyQw

had some pretty huge elections in the UK yesterday, but i'm already bored of them and back on the trump train

fuck i love the circus of US elections

this the ted cruz chick porn? is it out already?

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=EB8MwFfeVgM

>implying he would have a job under a trump presidency

Nah, Ryan will be kicked out the party.
Trump is reforming GOP.

This year was a great year so far, imagine how its going to be towards November.

Who's the news mayor of London?

Nash wreckin' Bernouts on twitter. Tooooo sweet.

fuck that homo cuck. fucking faggot hasn't done shit.

embrace empress Ivanka as my new savior

Yes it is awful. Got some good keks out of the comments.

DANGEROUS DON, THE LOOSE CANNON.
HERE TO TAKE OUT THE GLOBALIST SCUM AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Seriously what the fuck is Hillary doing.

It's important to save whatever strikes your interest, delete it when you swear off Sup Forums, and then rebuild the next night.

predicted to be some mudshit
glad i live in the north

we need our own trump here. farage has burned out

This.
There's too many corrupt individuals in the party. Its time for a fresh start.

There's hope for him yet. Maybe.

This was beautiful. Fuck that weasel Ryan.

It's gonna be fucking crazy.

Not really a meme, more of an argument

I really still think Webb would destroy the ticket for conservatives but at the same time I can't find it in me to doubt Trump. After everything I've seen, picking a Reagan democrat and destroying Clinton's base from within seems like exactly the sort of MADMAN maneuver that Trump would pull.

Why isn't this kid in school?

Loved this guy in Magic Mike
>no homo

Energy levels will peak beyond levels, even more than the Obama/Romney election of 2012.

I've been waiting 45 years for 2017. It will be glorious. The future has began.

I didn't even vote tbqh.

I can't wait to get home and watch this rat get cheesed.

You voting for Hillary you little faggot?

Trump confirmed this morning that the vp pick will be a Republican.

>when you swear off Sup Forums

I'm long passed that by now. I was lurking in 2006.

Never saw that but Nash is based.

Whoops

I'm finally free. Thank you, Donald.

I just save everything to a flash drive or some CDs then bury them in the forest near my house in hollow bricks with ziplock bags and silica packets in them

I've only had to go back for something once and it still worked after a year so it seems like a good system

He can now go back to beating his wife and kids in peace

Old Benji just tries to look reasonable. It's a Jew ploy.
He's losing the public opinion, so he tries to make it look like his opinions aren't affected by emotional bias.

Donny Danger the Chaos Candidate
Hillary is so bad at branding people.

And let's not forget who's also now focused on Shillary.

They're going to insert his body into a Dreadnought and let his consciousness guide it against our enemies. He will be eternal.

youtube.com/watch?v=lML6mnapxd8

We've entered the Ryan arc. I like this twist. I figured all Republican resistance would fall in line once Trump secured the nomination, but apparently there remains one more to be toppled while Hillary grapples with Bernie. I love it when writers delay gratification.

Where are you going to hide all those delegates?

Thank you, Donald

This man's career and legacy is now destroyed because he tried to stump the Trump. They will still be calling him Lyin' Ted when he runs in the 2024 primaries.

I wonder what will be left of Hillary by November?

Is that Glenn beck?

Webb was a Republican until 2003 -- the same year Trump went independent. And he quit the party over the Iraw war, like trump, a war Clinton voted in favor of...

I just really hope he doens't go super far right and pick a religious nut, a big part of why I like Trump is that he's made actual issues the focus of the campaign instead of religious wedge issues like Romney and Palin tried to go for and failed at.

That's Big Sexy.

Get em outta here!

All it needs now is Donald to challenge him to a one-on-one at the convention.

>career and legacy destroyed
>will probably be next SCOTUS justice if Trump wins
Say what you will about Cruz but you can't argue he wouldn't make a great justice.

Does someone have the list of insane things Manafort got up to between Reagan and now?

We'll be calling him Lyin Ted when we vote him out of Senate in 2018

In my room, sobbing and preparing to commit suicide

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Wew what a cuck

>>xhamster.com/movies/6013917/female_ted_cruz_lookalike_get_penetrated.html

Scott Hall was the GOAT

B A S E D

Manafort is not to be fucked with.

I love it.

Hall was great but not GOAT imo.

If abortion isn't killing babies so you shouldn't care,

then why do women cry over miscarriages?

Trump has done to politics what those three did to WCW for a period of time, i.e. made it watchable.

Trump can let The Hammer handle Cuck Ryan.

How long until we have a Ben Garrison-esque Manafort copypasta.

Ron Paul is Eric Bischoff

I'm tempted, but I think I'll pass on that video

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Women cry about everything

Will Manafort stick around for the general election?

every flag in the Americas is there except for a US flag fuck these people its time for them to return to their countries

You fucking faggots ruined everything by trolling the nevertrump people with antisemitic and racist bullshit

I tried to warn you Trumpfags that he's simply an egomaniac on a power trip playing you all for suckers. Pic related is only going to happen more and more until he's revealed himself to be indistinguishable from a bought and paid for rino.

>tfw actually had to perform Sixteen Tons once

Neat

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when you cry about being bullied, you will get bullied more

not our fault

Great song thank you

Why is it always fat ugly women who do findom/femdom