You're thinking to yourself "another discord hurr durr" Which it is not going to lie to you like that. Check out our discord n shit we are the spicy bois. discord gg /GhJDsRj
Also Pick-Up Line thread trying to pick up ladies on the D-Low
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them
are your parents retarded because your special
You make me wish I wasn't gay
Do you like to draw? Because i'm gunna put the D in raw
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Do you want to see something swell?
I'm Horney lets fuck
please?
Smile if you want to have sex with me.
shameless self-bump
My couch pulls out but I don't.
Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you've got my privates standing at attention.
I have problems will you solve them?
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
I lol'd fuck
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up?
I hope you're as easy as your mom....
kek
"I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way."
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
You remind me of my big toe… because i’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own
Do you like wedges? cause I'm gonna wedge this dick in yo mouth
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Your pants remind me of Vegas.... The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Know the difference between a bj and a chicken sandwich? No? What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
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