You know? Everyone here loves to post porn and fap. Which is cool, but what about something beyond that? Something steady and actually, you know, real?
How about we start a potential relationship thread? Find love in one of the most fucked up places on the internet.
Post:
>ASL
>Preferences
>Your interests and a little about yourself
>Contact info if you wanna leave it. If not, tell others to reply with theirs.
is anyone here a girl under the age of 12?
i dont want fug i just want to share a nice meal and maybe netflix n chill, you can pick the movie.
There's a reason i'm on Sup Forums user. I've got awful skin, crooked teeth, and i'm boring. I wouldn't date me, and I wouldn't put that on someone else either. This is a site of loneliness user. Have a bump though, maybe some good could come of it.
I hope you get arrested and raped by a big ape in jail.
there is nothing illegal about watching cartoons on netflix if there was loads of people would be in jail
Thank you for the bump, user. And don't lose hope. The lack of confidence is what's unattractive, not the other stuff. How about you give it a try and post your info anyway? What have you got to lose?
I still hope you get arrested and raped in jail.
for what?
mac n cheese?
if you put everyone in prison who ate mac n cheese there'd be a lot less people outside of prison.
i only had one dinner date before with a 7yo and her 9yo sister. we had a great time. their mom did too i guess.
>19 male Utah
>anything but make sure your not a fat land whale
>plays the vidya and shit
>like this is shit is gonna work
No thank you user. Maybe one day i'll be someone worth being with, but until that day comes I really shouldn't get my hopes up, if I fail at establishing an online relationship I might actually kill myself. God speed user.
If your on the clock you get my cock
is you fat?
No, I'm actually really lanky. Never quite recovered from my growth spurt.
Stop it. You're fine.
how about I just post my /soc/ chart because I'm fucking lazy right now
you don seem like you be ugly.
go on user give it a shot
You don't know me.
would help if I posted the right fucking pic, fucking hell
let me know you
bumping for that little girl of my dreams
Dude. This saves a lot of fucking time. Thanks for posting both the template and your thing. I'mma make one. Lol
18 baby
/soc/ has a few of these things
You're cute. Area code?
But /Soc/ is full of normies. So fuck that board.
I'm nearly 22 years old, I work 10 hours a week usually otherwise i'm a neet, I like anime, cars, hikes and vidya, and I only have friends when they come home from college. I'm also cripplingly depressed, working up to my third suicide attempt, and have the motivation of a dead hamster. I need to figure my shit out before I start looking outwards user, but tonight will never be the night.
>not seeing that thread
you're late, user. It's a fake
I would say sluts rather than normies, but I get what you mean.
Oh. Figures. I was at work all day today.
Same thing. Chad's and Stacie's. Whatever.
another day with no loli waifu
another night i sleep alone
thanks for posting this thread anyway op
>
Get the fuck off this board.
exactly the same as me let's be friends
are there loli waifus there
I explained why I posted this to Sup Forums. I like the people better here. You're not faggots.
you'd get run out for being a sick weirdo prob
where should i continue my search then? there appear to be no waifus here either
>love
>Sup Forums
Good luck with that :^)
You can find your waifus by using DMT
8 chan maybe?
will it make the pain go away too?
I love how this thread has turned into a "Fuck /Soc/" thread rather than anyone actually using it.
How did I know this would be a circle-jerk?
because I don't think people have really tried this on Sup Forums before. Everything is new and lacking focus right now
Sorry user, but if we're both depressing and boring it wont work out.
Yes, and you'll learn alot. :)
if i cant feel the warm body of a little girl pressed against me i don't want to feel anything anymore
cmon dude i need a friend who is exactly like me or at least a bit similar cuz i have zero friends and not interested in being friends with normies
Kek
Oh man, I love depressing and boring girls. JUST my type.
First time for everything. Maybe I can actually help a couple of you not be fucking perma-virgins.
Girls like geeks now. How about we actually try?
Are you white?
Where you from? (British, German, etc...) Eye color?
And by "where you from" I mean something like pic related
you'll be alright user, but don't look for someone like us. normies are good for you, they keep you grounded in reality.
I'm white and in the U.S. ethnically i'm a mutt with some english, irish, austrian, german, and who the fuck knows thrown in.
say you're pretty good at conveying sarcasm over the internet user. have you ever thought about doing something with that skill of yours?
I'm in college as a writing major with a minor in film. It's natural. Don't know why I'm so good at expressing myself through writing. It's literally my only talent.
no thanks man id rather die than be associated with normies
White mutt is still white.
Got a kik? I can't promise you a instant solution, and it will probably make things worse in the short term, but I use to be suicidally depressed too(22) and found something that gave me purpose and has ripped me out of the depression.
Do you want the redpill? Have a kik? Mine is White14Wolf if you want in
24yo near berlin, germany
i have a girlfriend of 6 years that i cant break up with because theres too much stuff we share, it'd be a mess
still, id like to have some Sex once in a while, she is stressed out all the time, super bitchy and never in the mood.
im good looking, Well equipped and skilled, fun to be around, not poor... i just need somebody to "vent", you know? distract each other from how complicated life is
God speed user
Thats fair, some of us are too far gone to be saved. Enjoy the void user.
No thanks user. I didnt come to this thread to meet people, I came to this thread to bump for OP and subtlety make a cry for help. Plus i'm breaking a tits or gtfo rule so its time for me to gtfo.
Good luck anons, and thanks for trying OP.
a relationship thread in the sphincter of the internet,
i dont think so
You came here as a cry for help...
I'm offering that help and you're turning it down.
i just need you to pretend to be a little girl for me, we can make this work i promise
Thank you, user.
Figured it would be an interesting social experiment. It has been. Lol
I don't know user, maybe the whole red pill thing, and the nazi feels guy, and the asking me if i'm white thing was a bit much. You remind me too much of my dad. Plus you're acting like your going to drop some knowledge on me that's going to fix me when that's just absurd. I bet its that woman were built to serve cock and that's my purpose that you're going to give me right? Its either that or you want me to help you purge all the blacks or something which sounds fun in theory but in practice is probably illegal here. That's where it feels like this is going.
On all levels except physical I am a little loli girl user. But that's just not enough for you. You deserve a real loli user, a real loli you can feed your yummy cummies to.
You're a rapist or you're looking to get raped by a snarling tard. Of all places you choose b.
there is no real loli and i have to accept that. it eases my mind to hear your words of kindness. even if you are lying to me, i will try to take your words to bed with me tonight and maybe i will not feel alone for just this once in my life
How about we chill the fuck out there, edge-lord.
It's not so much dropping knowledge as giving you friends and a family that care about you. It's about becoming a part of something. It's about finding people that you want to be better.
As for "serving cock" not really. It's statistically accurate to say that the happiest women even today are your traditional housewives, but I know that's there's always outliers. My Aunt was in the Army and I would take her into a battle before a fair number of males that I've known.
If you won't take my advice, just start hanging out on Sup Forums and have an open mind.
Maybe listen to the female run podcast "Virtue of the West" it's pretty good.
And this is just as a person with problems with my family, feeling someone sounding like your dad is a bad thing is usually not a good sign and I'd advise you to really figure out why you feel that way and work on that stuff. Helped me out.
>tfw I have a 5'1" qt3.14 gf
oh glob,
is it bad that i actually want to fill this shit out?
nah, it can be fun to kill some time doing it actually.
its not impossible.
There are many forms of love, user.
For instance, I love how childish that point of view is, makes me wish i was under 21 again.
YOU LUCKY BITCH.
the real question is
>does anyone else read this shit but me?
What he doesn't mention is that she's a fucking landwhale
Nah. Do it. Once everyone gets over the shock of a thread that could actually better their lives is on Sup Forums, maybe a proper thread will start and non-/Soc/ zombies can find a nice qt.
FUCKING KEK
depends, some just see "male" and stop, others actually do go through. I've gotten a few messages from them, but they usually ghost with in a couple of days
faggot
this
>18, Male, Virginia
>None I guess, as long as your personality isn't toxic. I'm not too special myself, average build, I personally think I have a pretty cute face.
>I'm a musician and actor in my free time
>I have a Kik
Ah, so it's just like every other social app ive ever used? Good to know my chances haven't dwindled spending time here. In fact, they've improved with another outlet for pointless conversations with "women," WHOOPIE
Since I'm OP. I guess I'll fucking post myself. Why not?
>22/M/727-813
>Just a cute chick that lives near me. Preferably someone who's cool to hang with. I love cool chicks.
>Into film quite a bit, also geek shit like video games and memes, drinking beer and being a degenerate is fun too.
>Reply if you're actually interested and near me. Otherwise, fuck off. Cause you suck.
>As long as you're not toxic
Well, you're not gonna get a reply. That's for sure. Kek
lol no one cares about anyone in this world you pathetic cuck you're on you're own til the end and you're clearly too much of a weak minded fool to see that
I feel bad you live in a such a nihilistic world, user.
We'll always be on Sup Forums when you're ready for us.
No thanks user. You seem like a reasonably reasonable cool dude though. You'll do good for yourself. I have green eyes by the way, you asked but I never answered. So there ya go. Now go on and forget about these last few minutes like all the rest of the anons here.
fuck off
Are you mad because you're a kissless virgin and these threads irritate you?
live in the fucking desert
bi sexual
some one i can trust into marching band
she's 145 lbs
lol nope im fine with being a kissless virgin cuz im not a cuck like you who probably is mad about it and spends his time pretending his race matters to make up for it
I got green eyes too!
High five!
I know. Should I talk about her more or will I just make you jealous? :P
Everyone here is being so overdramatic, it's like being in an anime.
18
Male
Nova Scotia
White
7-8/10
will talk to anyone who's a chick or a qt will post kik if interested
>It's like being in an amine
guys I found the mega-virgin
My life is an anime and dont you dare suggest otherwise
> guys I found the mega-virgin
Do tell, user! Did you look in the mirror?
Do any of you actually want a normie gf/bf? Or do you want someone who had the mind of a Sup Forums user?
i duct out on yall when election season was a tough time for boards and i decided to bail.
are you still always right?
You replied ;)