How can I tell if something is a flick, a movie, cinema, or kino?

How can I tell if something is a flick, a movie, cinema, or kino?

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If Reddit (read:normies (read:not OP)) likes it, it's a flick
If everybody (read:OP included) likes it, it's a movie
If it's foreign/old/not well known, it's cinema
If it's hated by normies, it's kino

Did you enjoy it? Then it's a flick. Was it boring? Then it was a movie. Was it boring and difficult to understand? then it's kino.

All of this is accurate

This is the cinema list.

They're synonyms

To learn what Kino is, you need to watch these three kino back-to-back.

You forgot motion picture, photoplay and talkie, pleb faggot.

Only patricians can tell the difference, so always check with Sup Forums first. Once you know make sure you follow the official Sup Forums viewing guide:

Flicks: 8x speed, muted with your own music playing if you so choose
Movies: 4x speed, and it is recommended having a tab open in the background filled with nude pictures of the actresses from the movie
Film: 2x speed, no boards other than Sup Forums and Sup Forums may be browsed whilst watching
Cinema: 1.25x speed, limit of 3 Sup Forums tabs open at any one time
Kino: 1x speed, full screen, in the dark, no distractions or breaks (piss bottles may be necessary)
Charme Discret: 0.5x speed, with only /r/truefilm allowed open in the background

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (1929, Dziga Vertov)
Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
Hoвocти дня (1954, Dziga Vertov)
Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (1927, Walter Ruttmann)
Symphonie diagonale (1924, Viking Eggeling)

CINEMA
Mulholland Dr. (2001, David Lynch)
Voskhozhdenie (1977, Larisa Shepitko)
Showgirls (1995, Verhoeven)
The Birth of a Nation (1915, D. W. Griffith)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999, Stanley Kubrick)

FILM
City of God (2003, Fernando Meirelles)
黒い河 (1957, Masaki Kobayashi)
Höstsonaten (1978, Ingmar Bergman)
Dog Star Man: Part I (1962, Stan Brakhage)
À bout de souffle (1960, Jean-Luc Godard

MOVIES
Le voyage dans la lune (1902, Georges Méliès)
Yôjinbô (1961, Akira Kurosawa
Offret (1986, Andrei Tarkovsky)
Edge of Tomorrow (2014, Doug Liman)
Het Paard van Sinterklaas (2005, Mischa Kamp)

FLICKS
Een hagedis teveel (1960, Verhoeven)
七人の侍 (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
Mean Girls (2004, Mark Waters)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009, Michael Bay)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Frank Darabont)

This is fucking great bait honestly.
I lost it at Romantic painting and comparative theology though. Couldn't contain the laughter.

The fire rises isn't kino. It's genuinely a flick film. Even bane posting is a product of Sup Forums shitting on this and annoying the redditors who actually liked it.

Yeah it's so subtle, you must be a genius for even realising that it's bait

Slavshit can't be kino, my man.

That bait is too obvious. Keep the shot movies sparse.

Kinography was literally invented by a Russian.

>The film Man with a Movie Camera represents

>AN EXPERIMENTATION IN THE CINEMATIC COMMUNICATION
>Of visual phenomena
>WITHOUT THE USE OF INTERTITLES
>(a film without intertitles)
>WITHOUT THE HELP OF A SCENARIO
>(a film without a scenario)
>WITHOUT THE HELP OF THEATRE
>(a film without actors, without sets, etc.)
>This new experimentation work by Kino-Eye is directed towards the creation of an authentically international absolute language of cinema – ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY – on the basis of its complete separation from the language of theatre and literature.

rip my nigga harambe

who will play him in the inevital bio picture

>masterpieces like Mean Girls in the same tier as shit like Seven Samurai

cubba cudding junior

t. Redditor Hothead

Rip harambe

I'd like to make a movie called ''The Man with the Kino-Eye'', it's about an aspiring filmmaker who cannot help but make kino, and thus he is looked down upon. He is utterly incapable of lowering his standards, of making a movie or a flick.

another victim of senseless violence smdh. some cracker kid ruined my nigga Harambe's life, fuck him.

#DicksOutForHarambe